Cape is that you????

[marcus300]

They say a picture is worth a thousand words. Well in this case, these images provoke rather more questions they answer.

According to Chinese news website Shanghaiist.com, pictures of a naked woman chasing a naked man carrying a sex doll through the country's capital city are sweeping China's virtual universe with great speed.

But the fact remains that, to quote Spinal Tap's song about The Druids, "no one knows who they were or what they were doing".

According to the South China Morning Post, the pictures have caused much speculation online, with one blogger asking: ''Is this a real-life Temple Run?" referring to a popular local game where a player takes on the role of an explorer attempting to steal an idol from a temple and outrun monsters chasing from behind.

If this is a new international game, Huffington Post UK Lifestyle would very much like a set of the rules and notification of the times it might be played in London. So we can hide.
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013...ef=mostpopular

[Capebuffalo]

Yes. Yes it is me. Back in black is starving me to death. That's why i am so lean in yesterday's pics.
I went to an all you can eat Chinese buffet/ rub and tug. From there things went terribly wrong. Lets just say I wasn't finished eating when they ask me to leave. Obviously I had forgotten my wallet since I had forgotten my clothes.
I then decided to take my meal to go. A chase ensued. Thankfully my HIT training has helped my cardio and I was able to out run the maiter d. These pics were taken by a traffic camera as I ran the red light.
You know I was hungry 30 min later.

[bdos]

Hahaha! This is awesome good find Marcus, great story cape.

[Papa Smurf]

Kinda reminds me of a song.................

Remember this one

Better run through the jungle
Better run through the jungle
Better run through the jungle, don't look back to see

[austinite]

I knew it!

[Capebuffalo]

All I can say is:

Well, the rain exploded with a mighty crash as we fell into the sun,
And the first one said to the second one there I hope you're having fun.
Band on the run, band on the run.
And the jailer man and sailor sam were searching every one

For the band on the run, band on the run, band on the run, band on the run

[GirlyGymRat]

Yes. Yes it is me. Back in black is starving me to death. That's why i am so lean in yesterday's pics.
I went to an all you can eat Chinese buffet/ rub and tug. From there things went terribly wrong. Lets just say I wasn't finished eating when they ask me to leave. Obviously I had forgotten my wallet since I had forgotten my clothes.
I then decided to take my meal to go. A chase ensued. Thankfully my HIT training has helped my cardio and I was able to out run the maiter d. These pics were taken by a traffic camera as I ran the red light.
You know I was hungry 30 min later.

I heard a reporter trying to explain the incident on local news. Capes account fills in a lot of the blanks so thanks for coming clean on it.

BTW suggest you increase ALL macros! You are losing LBM at an alarming rate!!!

[Capebuffalo]

As I ran down the street I couldn't help thinking When I came to, the general back-alley ambience of the suite was so rotten, so incredibly foul. How long had I been running there? All these signs of violence. What had happened? There was evidence on the street of excessive consumption of almost every type of drug known to civilized man since 1544 AD. What kind of addict would need all these coconut husks and crushed honeydew rinds? Would the presence of junkies account for all these uneaten french fries? These puddles of glazed ketchup on the bureau? Maybe so. But then why all this booze? And these crude pornographic photos smeared with mustard that had dried to a hard yellow crust? These were not the hoofprints of your average God-fearing junky. It was too savage. Too aggressive.

[marcus300]

Cape were is the nozzle to blow that thing up

[GirlyGymRat]

Cape were is the nozzle to blow that thing up

I think he might have left it at the restaurant......speculation on my part....

[Capebuffalo]

Cape were is the nozzle to blow that thing up

Didnt you borrow that last week and not return it???

[marcus300]

Didnt you borrow that last week and not return it???

don't get me started posting you in latex now!!! you know what happened last time

[kelkel]

Kinda reminds me of a song.................

Remember this one

Better run through the jungle
Better run through the jungle
Better run through the jungle, don't look back to see

Still playing your Victrola Papa?

[GirlyGymRat]

Still playing your Victrola Papa?

What's a victrola?????

[Dpyle]

What's a victrola?????

The turn table with a big horn for a speaker. Hand crank and all that.