Drunken Antics!

[krugerr]

So tonight I'm heading to Kingston (London) for one of my best friends birthdays. I was laid in bed last night remembering the last time that we went out, I decided to share! Two years ago we went out for my 'Freshers' week at Southampton University, for those non-UK, Freshers week is the week before the start of term that involves heavy partying, all supported by the local bars and Uni, it's a massive drinking fest!! My two best buddies at the time Nick and Liam came down for a pissup on the Friday. It was going to be messy right from the outset. The second they pulled up outside I was leading them to the nearest off licence. We grab two bottles of rum, some shots, few tins of beer and some Pepsi mixer! We get back to my house, order pizza and start the pre-drinking, an hour later were dressed up, smelling like tarts handbags and waaaay to drunk. We hit the first bar and within a couple of minutes Nick is making out with a large troll-like creature and Liam has pulled a pretty blonde girl, it turns out these girls were housemates. We flit around a few bars, Nick is still chewing face and Liam is getting dragged around the dance floor by the blonde. Finally I'm far too smashed and decide its time to leave, nick, Liam and the two girls follow, we head back to the girls place. Liam disappears upstairs with the blonde girl, Nick and I sit in the living room and the troll offers us a pot-noodle each. I'm not one to ever turn down food, especially when drunk!! I can sense the troll on the edge of her seat watching Nick, and I can see that he is sobering up rather quickly and is regretting this whole situation. I make my excuses and start to head to the front door, nick follows closely in my shadow and the troll is grabbing after him, I stand in the front door , smiling to myself I say "Call me in the morning Nick?" And I slip out and slam the door shut, leaving him in the house with her. I head home, laughing to myself. I strip butt naked and climb into bed. Passed out. Couple hours later I hear loud desperate banging on the front door, it's nick. I let him in still dazed and sleeping, we head upstairs and for some foolish reason he climbs into my bed. Bad move. If you're in my bed whilst I'm drunk then you're shit out of luck! I spoon him for some unknown reason, when he struggles I pin him face down and begin to dry hump him. The more he struggles the funnier i find it and the more I do it. Anyway, that was our last outing. Ill keep you posted about tonight!!

Got any weird, funny drunk stories? I must note that I'm not gay, but I'm very comfortable with my sexuality, and I like to abuse people that aren't comfortable. So the more drunk I get, the more rapey and gropey I get toward those types of people. I find it hilarious!

-Krugerr

[panntastic]

Should of started the thread title with "IS IT Gay" lol
I'm an ass when drunk or at least I used to be when I did drink.
I just got into fights when I was young and drunk.

[stpete]

Pizza, Beer, Dry humping your friend? WTF is this? It would be fine if you were gay or bisexual(getting it anyway you can) but to openly admit that you like to abuse people? That's just wrong you sick ass! You need your teeth knocked down the back of your throat.

Now, here's a real story for ya. When i was 28 i had seperated briefly from my gf who i loved dearly. She was a good girl. But she messed up and had told me she had been w/someone else behind my back. So i played it cool and thought well, she did it to me. I'll do it to her.

So i went to this club for a few days and got to know the bartenders and other staff. Maybe it was a 2 weeks later i had 2 girls come back to my place for some drinks and dinner. I made a pasta dish and had whatever drink they wanted. Here's the funny thing....A pic of me and my girl was still on my fridge. One of the girls asked me if i still was seeing her or still cared, or what? I said, "oh, no, i'm hardly ever home and forgot to take it down." Then i took it down and put in drawer. Right after that the same girl pulled down my pants and said, "Bet you won't think about her now!" As her girlfriend sat at my kitchen table watching! The girl was nasty and she loved it! I tried to get her friend in on it but she just sat there playing w/herself watching us.

I only remember one of the girls' names and i hate that. But we all shared the same bed that night and i made them breakfast. Tried to get them to stay but they wouldn't. But it was fun doing that in front of someone just watching her entertaining herself.

One of my biggest accomplishments! hahaha....

[krugerr]

Should of started the thread title with "IS IT Gay" lol
I'm an ass when drunk or at least I used to be when I did drink.
I just got into fights when I was young and drunk.

Lmfao. I was never really up for fighting as a nipper. I started my drinking career with the forces, so we didn't really get into scraps, more just silly behaviour when abroad!

[panntastic]

Lmfao. I was never really up for fighting as a nipper. I started my drinking career with the forces, so we didn't really get into scraps, more just silly behaviour when abroad!

I got barred from every pub and club in the town.
Hands down I was the biggest asshole going yet no criminal record go figure.
Well 4 years later I was allowed back in the club on the condition I worked the door.
Ended up running a successful security firm through my idiot actions.
I had several bars clubs and even a strip club under my wing.
I'm not condoning my behaviour when I was young in fact I'm ashamed of it and it still comes back to haunt me from time to time but I don't dwell on it.

[krugerr]

Pizza, Beer, Dry humping your friend? WTF is this? It would be fine if you were gay or bisexual(getting it anyway you can) but to openly admit that you like to abuse people? That's just wrong you sick ass! You need your teeth knocked down the back of your throat.

I only drunkenly abuse people I know! Which makes it ok! Reading that story back I realise it does sound worse, in real life it's just funny.

Nice story though, I don't have any of those types... Yet!

[krugerr]

I got barred from every pub and club in the town.
Hands down I was the biggest asshole going yet no criminal record go figure.
Well 4 years later I was allowed back in the club on the condition I worked the door.
Ended up running a successful security firm through my idiot actions.
I had several bars clubs and even a strip club under my wing.
I'm not condoning my behaviour when I was young in fact I'm ashamed of it and it still comes back to haunt me from time to time but I don't dwell on it.

At least you made something of it! I love being a doorman, one of the best jobs so far. I've run my own club for a while, but it was shut down as too much trouble. I work as part of a big team at another venue now. You had your own company? Pretty impressive buddy!

[panntastic]

At least you made something of it! I love being a doorman, one of the best jobs so far. I've run my own club for a while, but it was shut down as too much trouble. I work as part of a big team at another venue now. You had your own company? Pretty impressive buddy!

Yeah I owned and ran the company for 6 years then decided I didn't want door work any more.
Got shot at a few times lost count of amount of knives pulled on me.
I out grew the job.
I went into close protection and never looked back until recently.
I started to help a friend out in a club he works in that has a small amount of idiots ruining the place so I quite happily stand there and say no all night as they try to gain entry lol

[krugerr]

Yeah I owned and ran the company for 6 years then decided I didn't want door work any more.
Got shot at a few times lost count of amount of knives pulled on me.
I out grew the job.
I went into close protection and never looked back until recently.
I started to help a friend out in a club he works in that has a small amount of idiots ruining the place so I quite happily stand there and say no all night as they try to gain entry lol

I've had knives, and the endless threat of guns, but I have yet to see a gun pulled. I'm impressed buddy, i want to move into CP when I can afford the course. At around £2500 for the week, it's a steep investment. What's the pay like up your way? £10/hr? I know it's 15-20 in some parts of London, but in Birmingham a friend of mine was only offered £8/hr. It's barely worth the risk at £10.

[panntastic]

Which course you thinking?
I get £14 but its only temporary contract to help sort the problem out.
It's made me think of a new business opportunity though.
Setting up another company to solely sort out shit venues.
There are far too many jacket fillers about because of the Olympics the were an extraordinary amount of door staff trained now they are out of work.
So people can ask low prices just to get foot in the door.

[krugerr]

Which course you thinking?
I get £14 but its only temporary contract to help sort the problem out.
It's made me think of a new business opportunity though.
Setting up another company to solely sort out shit venues.
There are far too many jacket fillers about because of the Olympics the were an extraordinary amount of door staff trained now they are out of work.
So people can ask low prices just to get foot in the door.

Clearwater do CP courses, it's something I want to get into. £14 isn't too bad, shame it's temporary though, your idea is pretty good. I have a jacket filler at my place that always happens to be too far away to get involved. It's frustrating, one day it's going to kick off and I'm not sure if he'll even get involved. It's going to put me in a situation where I have to use more force and ill lose my badge. I had to choke two people out this weekend.

[panntastic]

Clearwater do CP courses, it's something I want to get into. £14 isn't too bad, shame it's temporary though, your idea is pretty good. I have a jacket filler at my place that always happens to be too far away to get involved. It's frustrating, one day it's going to kick off and I'm not sure if he'll even get involved. It's going to put me in a situation where I have to use more force and ill lose my badge. I had to choke two people out this weekend.

Need to be careful of that with new regulations its hard to get away with anything
I carry handcuffs but using them is real last measure.
I am a ronin graduate myself and would thoroughly recommend it best training money can get and especially having forces background it will certainly open doors for you mate

I try not to be hands on but some times its a needs must situation
I prefer winding a person open palm to choking them out
Seen too many inexperienced doormen think they can choke a person out and after 5 minutes of hanging off their neck they are still standing it sets a bad image.
I trained wing chun and Krav Maga for combined experience for over 15 years emphasising on pressure points and its come in real handy on the doors

[krugerr]

The local authority doesn't allow us to use quik-cuffs. I try to avoid choking unless its a real necessity, this particular situation the guy was so coked up that with 3 large doorman the guy was still wriggling and kicking. So I choked him with a north/south choke. Typically I'm quite good with my arm locks, I just couldn't get it on, the kid was a skinny slippery git!

I was chatting to a guy that does CP and he was saying that forces does count a little, but unless you were marines or army infantry, you're not much better off, I was an engineer, so my only weapon training was 2005, and it was basic.

[panntastic]

The local authority doesn't allow us to use quik-cuffs. I try to avoid choking unless its a real necessity, this particular situation the guy was so coked up that with 3 large doorman the guy was still wriggling and kicking. So I choked him with a north/south choke. Typically I'm quite good with my arm locks, I just couldn't get it on, the kid was a skinny slippery git!

I was chatting to a guy that does CP and he was saying that forces does count a little, but unless you were marines or army infantry, you're not much better off, I was an engineer, so my only weapon training was 2005, and it was basic.

In all honesty local authority can't stop you using cuffs
There are no legalities to carry cuffs its when it comes to using them you need to be careful.
Wrongful use of cuffs infringes human rights act due to use of mechanical restraints.

The cp market is opening back up now due to the anti piracy jobs going big the marines have left a huge gap in the market as they all went back to working on boats.

The advice I will give you is get the best training your money will allow you as it goes a long way.

Clear water have an excellent rep but if you wanted hostile environment they can't do much for you due to our gun laws.

I'm currently trying to get legislation passed that will allow me to carry a taser international x26 taser (same as law enforcement) whilst working.
I am trained and carry a licence for one of these.
There are times where in the doors non lethal behaviour modification is extremely necessary.

If police can carry these then there is no reason why myself or others trained to use them shouldn't be able to.

[krugerr]

True, but the complications surrounding mechanical restraints and detainment cause too many headaches.
Maritime security is a big thing right now, but I hadn't realised that the market was opening back up. This is good news!
Hostile stuff is what I planned on doing. I was thinking of possibly doing my CP with Clearwater, then doing my weapons training privately. I haven't researched this, so you're more likely to know if it's a better option.
Tasers would make a big difference, so good luck with that legislation, I can imagine that it would make a big difference to certain areas.
The only problem I foresee is that if they grant you this, then where does it stop? Staff in London will be asking for the permitted use of non lethal firearms (rubber bullets), batons and nightsticks. It'll unleash a new load of compulsory training too.

[panntastic]

True, but the complications surrounding mechanical restraints and detainment cause too many headaches.
Maritime security is a big thing right now, but I hadn't realised that the market was opening back up. This is good news!
Hostile stuff is what I planned on doing. I was thinking of possibly doing my CP with Clearwater, then doing my weapons training privately. I haven't researched this, so you're more likely to know if it's a better option.
Tasers would make a big difference, so good luck with that legislation, I can imagine that it would make a big difference to certain areas.
The only problem I foresee is that if they grant you this, then where does it stop? Staff in London will be asking for the permitted use of non lethal firearms (rubber bullets), batons and nightsticks. It'll unleash a new load of compulsory training too.

Have you looked into ronin SA as a training provider?

[krugerr]

Have you looked into ronin SA as a training provider?

I haven't... Ill look them up!

[panntastic]

I haven't... Ill look them up!

http://www.ronin.co.za/
I am biased but their training is world leading

[Lunk1]

Back to whats important...you were naked and forcefully dry humped another dude...nuff said!

[krugerr]

Back to whats important...you were naked and forcefully dry humped another dude...nuff said!

No shemales last time, Lunk. Ill try harder tonight.

[Honkey_Kong]

No shemales last time, Lunk. Ill try harder tonight.

When you're not drying humping dudes against their will, you're looking to shack up with shemales? And you don't think that is gay at all?

[Lunk1]

When you're not drying humping dudes against their will, you're looking to shack up with shemales? And you don't think that is gay at all?

With all his options open...it ups his chances of pulling ass lol.

[Honkey_Kong]

With all his options open...it ups his chances of pulling ass lol.

Eh, I'm not judging him, but let's call a spade, a spade.

[krugerr]

Eh, I'm not judging him, but let's call a spade, a spade.

Lmfao - the Shemale thing is a joke I made last year about Lunk going out partying... I think it might of been about the Mayan end of the year?

I'm not a spade!

[m_donnelly]

I lived in a fraternity in college so I have a mountain of stupid, drunken stories.. Most of which are nothing to brag about but here's my favorite.

My roommate at the time and I were both 22 years old and decided we needed to get out of the fraternity house for the night. We were both running gear, we had hammered back some halo before our workout that day and didnt feel like putting up with the freshman and their dirty sorority girl friends. So, we did what any reasonable jacked up juicer would do; we drank a case of beer at home and hit the bars to hustle pool.

We had a pretty good hustling system for pool back then. We'd find some saps that would play for money, we'd play for ten bucks a game and make sure that we keep it 'friendly' by buying a round for the losers each time we won. The idiots that bought into it would come back again and again, trying to win their cash back and we'd just keep getting the more wrecked with every win. You see, we'd only drink about half of the beer we bought when we paid for rounds; we'd dump the rest in the toilet. So, these guys would be plowed, throwing down more and more cash and we'd keep taking it while feeding the more hooch.

On this particular night, we had snaked nearly sixty dollars off of two stinky hippies and it didnt look like there was an end to it. They were piss drunk, mad that we had their money and just kept trying to win their cash. We cleaned the table out from under them again and again but they would let up. Finally, one of them flew off of the handle as I put the 8-ball in on our last game. He was a scrawny little shit with a Rhasta cap on and he grabbed me by the shirt and demanded his money back. I told him to back off, he threw a punch, so I head-butted him in the mouth and tossed him on the floor. His buddy wanted to get in on the action but my roommate landed a nice right hook across his chin. Before you know it, all hell breaks loose, the bouncers are dragging people out and we took off. We hopped into the car and two girls came pounding on the window, asking for a ride. We let them in, took them back to the house and proceeded to drink ourselves stupid. My buddy hooked up with one of them while I passed out in the shower.

Funny thing was, these two ladies told us the next morning that they were out with the guys we robbed blind the night before. They said they knew what we were doing to the idiots the whole time but thought it was a riot so they didn't say anything.