You Might Be Trash If You......

[Metalject]

Important things that make you trash:

1. You might be trash if you purposely role down your window in your car and yell at other drivers.
* You ARE trash if you think the other drivers actually give a crap about what you have to say.

2. You might be trash if you take your 2yr old baby grocery shopping at 2 in the morning.
* You ARE trash if you're giving that baby Pepsi.

3. You might be trash if you take government assistance because any job you can get you don't like.
* You ARE UNDENIABLY trash if this doesn't negatively affect your pride.

4. You might be trash if you believe you deserve anything on the basis of you existing.
* On second thought, YOU ARE trash if you believe you deserve anything on the basis of you existing.

5. You might be trash if every time you go out and have fun the night ends with your throwing up.
* You ARE trash if you wear the same shirt the next day.

6. You might be trash if you spend large amounts of money on scratch off lottery tickets.
* You ARE trash if you spend any money on lottery tickets and can barely afford to feed your kids.

7. You might be trash if you cannot miss an episode of a reality TV show.
* You ARE trash if you try to emulate people from a reality TV show.

8. You might be trash if you piss on a public toilet seat and don't clean it up.
* You ARE trash if you piss anywhere in a public restroom other than inside the toilet on purpose.

9. You might be trash if you wear any shirt that has the word F%#K, Blow Me, Ass or Suck it on it.
* You ARE trash if you think these shirts look good.

10. You might be trash if this list pissed you off.
* You ARE trash if it pissed you off because it perfectly describes your life.

If you happen to be trash or just a little close to trash there is good news. You don't have to be trash. All you have to do is one simple thing. Stop being trash. It will be difficult, you'll feel a little stupid, but keep one thing in mind, everyone already thinks you're an idiot.

[lovbyts]

Important things that make you trash:

1. You might be trash if you purposely role down your window in your car and yell at other drivers.
* You ARE trash if you think the other drivers actually give a crap about what you have to say.

2. You might be trash if you take your 2yr old baby grocery shopping at 2 in the morning.
* You ARE trash if you're giving that baby Pepsi.

3. You might be trash if you take government assistance because any job you can get you don't like.
* You ARE UNDENIABLY trash if this doesn't negatively affect your pride.

4. You might be trash if you believe you deserve anything on the basis of you existing.
* On second thought, YOU ARE trash if you believe you deserve anything on the basis of you existing.

5. You might be trash if every time you go out and have fun the night ends with your throwing up.
* You ARE trash if you wear the same shirt the next day.

6. You might be trash if you spend large amounts of money on scratch off lottery tickets.
* You ARE trash if you spend any money on lottery tickets and can barely afford to feed your kids.

7. You might be trash if you cannot miss an episode of a reality TV show.
* You ARE trash if you try to emulate people from a reality TV show.

8. You might be trash if you piss on a public toilet seat and don't clean it up.
* You ARE trash if you piss anywhere in a public restroom other than inside the toilet on purpose.

9. You might be trash if you wear any shirt that has the word F%#K, Blow Me, Ass or Suck it on it.
* You ARE trash if you think these shirts look good.

10. You might be trash if this list pissed you off.
* You ARE trash if it pissed you off because it perfectly describes your life.

If you happen to be trash or just a little close to trash there is good news. You don't have to be trash. All you have to do is one simple thing. Stop being trash. It will be difficult, you'll feel a little stupid, but keep one thing in mind, everyone already thinks you're an idiot.

How is 1 our to 10? #2 shopping at 2am with the baby? What if you are a single dad and got off work at 1am and need to get some baby food on the way home after picking up the baby from Grandmas???
No she never drank Soda.

[Metalject]

"How is 1 our to 10? I don't know what this means....typo?

#2 I said "you might be trash" that means you might, there are exceptions. This one was put on the list because I have seen people (too many people) who do this who have no excuse for it.

[lovbyts]

"How is 1 our to 10? I don't know what this means....typo?

#2 I said "you might be trash" that means you might, there are exceptions. This one was put on the list because I have seen people (too many people) who do this who have no excuse for it.

Yes I know, my response was in jest. Go to any 24hr Walmart and you will find parents with kids. I did this rarely and it was to stop a Safeway, not do my shopping at Walmart. I was just saying #2 is the only one I have done.

[Lunk1]

Why is it everytime you make a list I always qualify for something? Got me on #5 lol!

[canesfan804]

Hmmmm... Does unemployment qualify for #3? I dont think so because I paid into the system for 17 years and only got to draw for @7 months. It did make me feel a little bad tho so I guess Im AM NOT TRASH!!!! Yea ME!!

[kelkel]

Why is it everytime you make a list I always qualify for something? Got me on #5 lol!

Which part?

[>Good Luck<]

Hmmmm... Does unemployment qualify for #3? I dont think so because I paid into the system for 17 years and only got to draw for @7 months. It did make me feel a little bad tho so I guess Im AM NOT TRASH!!!! Yea ME!!

Still trash. You should have denied the unemployment money, moved to the wilderness and hunted for food using bits of string and paperclips for traps and a nock off Swiss army knife for butchering your kills all the while sleeping under a pile of twigs an leaves for shelter... That would be acceptable

[canesfan804]

Still trash. You should have denied the unemployment money, moved to the wilderness and hunted for food using bits of string and paperclips for traps and a nock off Swiss army knife for butchering your kills all the while sleeping under a pile of twigs an leaves for shelter... That would be acceptable

While that sounds like alot of fun, I just used the cash to help a few girls with college. AKA made it rain up in the shaker clubs!!! So I know I cant be trash I like helping others......

[DeadlyD]

Dammit...you got me on #10

[auswest]

Mm thought I was gonna get away with this...you got me at 8...I don't touch anything in a public toilet let alone the toilet seat after I piss on it....

Which reminds me....most people put paper on the toilet seat to sit down....but when finishing touch the toilet flush handle/button which has been shown to harbour most of the germs for obvious reasons..

The toilet seat is probably one of the cleaner areas, because everyone places toilet paper on it....except for when some useless Fk can't aim.... :/ guilty....

[Lunk1]

Which part?

Both....

[Bonaparte]

Whoever agrees with #1 has clearly never driven in central Florida.

[MickeyKnox]

I failed the "might' portion #8 and #9.

[paulzane]

I am trash. Last week I. was in my g/f's ass when she was on the phone to her husband.

[bikeral]

I was doing OK till number 9. On vacation in Madrid a few years ago I bought a shirt that says
"Spanish triathlon Drinking Eating Fvcking" I like to wear that shirt to the gym.

[S&S_ShovelHead]

1, 5, 7 and 8.

[m_donnelly]

I live and work in an area where damn near every one of your criteria apply to the majority of the population.

You can't solve a murder in this area because there's no teeth and all the DNA matches....

[Lunk1]

We are all a bunch a trash lol...c'mon Metel, you qaulify for none lol?

[Metalject]

Why is it everytime you make a list I always qualify for something? Got me on #5 lol!

Secretly this list was for you, lol!

[Metalject]

Hmmmm... Does unemployment qualify for #3? I dont think so because I paid into the system for 17 years and only got to draw for @7 months. It did make me feel a little bad tho so I guess Im AM NOT TRASH!!!! Yea ME!!

Accepting unemployment you've paid into is one thing. Continuing to accept money for indefinite periods of time or refusing to accept a job because it would end your free money is another.

[Metalject]

We are all a bunch a trash lol...c'mon Metel, you qaulify for none lol?

I was guilty of #5 for a long time. I'll admit that openly to the world, lol!

I'll also admit I've done something along the lines of #1 about 2yrs ago that could put me on the list. I cut someone off in traffic, I just didn't see them but no one was in danger. The guy yelled and screamed and followed me. We went through two or three lights and at each one he rolled down his window to let me know how much he loved me. I was already in an irritated mood that day and he just kept coming. Anyway, at the next light I had enough so I put my car in park got out and stood there and simply said "well, here I am." I didn't yell I just let him know if he wanted what he said he wanted I was willing to give him his chance. My point, getting out of your car and standing puffed chest in the middle of a busy street might make you trash, lol!

[lovbyts]

Accepting unemployment you've paid into is one thing. Continuing to accept money for indefinite periods of time or refusing to accept a job because it would end your free money is another.

Agreed. Ever wonder what happens to all that money that is paid into unemployment that is not collected and expired? It goes into someones pocket somewhere in government.

[Metalject]

Agreed. Ever wonder what happens to all that money that is paid into unemployment that is not collected and expired? It goes into someones pocket somewhere in government.

There and to the people who continue to collect even when they have no right to. In my opinion the government telling someone they have the right to anything does not mean they necessarily have the right.

[lovbyts]

There and to the people who continue to collect even when they have no right to. In my opinion the government telling someone they have the right to anything does not mean they necessarily have the right.

I agree. I have only collected 2x in my life after being laid off but also actively searched for a job and it was after paying in for many years.

[Metalject]

I agree. I have only collected 2x in my life after being laid off but also actively searched for a job and it was after paying in for many years.

I don't have a problem with people who do that. However, I do have a problem with another situation and it's one we have here in the U.S. and it's going to become a massive problem. We all know the government waste money, including the money we are supposedly paying in for emergency situations like being unemployed or money we pay in for pensions, etc. Well, when the money isn't there, for whatever the reason may be, those who demand the money are only making the problem worse. The solution? Stop these programs that require us to pay money into them. It doesn't work. Stop government backed pensions, mathematically they're impossible and are killing us.

[lovbyts]

Yeah pensions are going to be a big problem. People should be responsible for saving for retirement. Work it into the salary instead of pension but leave our SSI alone (to late). Pisses me off government is now acting like it's not our money although we have paid in. If you dont pay in you should not collect. The other big thing is how many people never collected because they died? What happens to that money? It's something like 50%+ who pay in and never collect. LOTS of government waste/fraud.
OK getting to much OT.

[boz]

You have to be trash to waste a minute reading it.

[Honkey_Kong]

Accepting unemployment you've paid into is one thing. Continuing to accept money for indefinite periods of time or refusing to accept a job because it would end your free money is another.

I know somebody who worked 60+ hours a week AND accepts government assistance. There are a lot of people who don't have the skill set to acquire the jobs that pay enough to live and raise kids on and you know minimum wage isn't going to cut it.

[Metalject]

You have to be trash to waste a minute reading it.

You have to be trash if you must ruin someones fun

[frank13]

6. You might be trash if you spend large amounts of money on scratch off lottery tickets.
* You ARE trash if you spend any money on lottery tickets and can barely afford to feed your kids.

i may do that sometimes but not large amounts and i don't have kids

[spywizard]

empowering others to validate your self value in your own mind...

Priceless

[frank13]

empowering others to validate your self value in your own mind...

Priceless

thats deep

[Metalject]

empowering others to validate your self value in your own mind...

Priceless

Are you knocking my good time too? LOL! I think some may be reading too much into this little list.

[stpete]

Whoever agrees with #1 has clearly never driven in central Florida.

100% Agree!!

[bdos]

So making a list about trash doesn't make you trash? Just saying you can't write something without knowing about it, 1-10 is me but I'm Aussie so its ok.

[Metalject]

So making a list about trash doesn't make you trash? Just saying you can't write something without knowing about it, 1-10 is me but I'm Aussie so its ok.

That doesn't even begin to make sense. You can know about plenty of things that you are not yourself. More importantly, I think some of you have a sense of humor similar to a sheet of plywood.

[bdos]

That doesn't even begin to make sense. You can know about plenty of things that you are not yourself. More importantly, I think some of you have a sense of humor similar to a sheet of plywood.

Yea It sounded better in my head lol, I was a carpenter once.