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    China man inserts 20" Eel into anus, chews through colon, needs emergency surgery..

    Man, I've heard of people trying some freaky shit that they see in a porno....But this really tops them all, shoving a live Eel up your ass, mind boggling.


    Eel Removed From Man After Getting Stuck, Chewing Through Colon (GRAPHIC PHOTOS)

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    my gawd................

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman
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    Oh my. I wonder when PITA is going to start protesting against eel cruelty?!!!?

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    I guess The Rock is no longer the most electrifying man there is..

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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat View Post
    Oh my. I wonder when PITA is going to start protesting against eel cruelty?!!!?
    I'm not opening tthat damn link, but i'm hoping the eel had teeth and bit the hell out of him?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    I'm not opening tthat damn link, but i'm hoping the eel had teeth and bit the hell out of him?
    lol, it's just scan of the eel inside his body. It did chew through his colon.

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    Good for the eel

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    The Chinese are very inventive people. They're not afraid to try new and exiting things.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MickeyKnox View Post
    The Chinese are very inventive people. They're not afraid to try new and exiting things.
    inintentional pun! LOL
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    Darn I'm slipping lately! That's a story I would have normally posted......
    Well at least Hop Sings Colon should be squeaky clean after that adventure!
    If this catches on over there, it could be a new way for a bowel prep to check for colon polyps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shol'va View Post
    Darn I'm slipping lately! That's a story I would have normally posted......
    Well at least Hop Sings Colon should be squeaky clean after that adventure!
    If this catches on over there, it could be a new way for a bowel prep to check for colon polyps.
    Yes butt, could you handle 20"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by --->>405<<--- View Post
    inintentional pun! LOL
    Ha! I just caught that. I meant exciting..lol. Thats was an honest slip of the keyboard..lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat View Post
    Oh my. I wonder when PITA is going to start protesting against eel cruelty?!!!?
    PITA would be Pain In The Ass (which is also very applicable to this story!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonaparte View Post
    PITA would be Pain In The Ass (which is also very applicable to this story!)
    PITA is a pain in the ass. Its the most hypocritical animal protection agency that ever had the misfortune of being initially accepted on this planet. What a joke.

    Here is Penn and Teller summarizing the hypocrisy surrounding PITA.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flagg
    I guess The Rock is no longer the most electrifying man there is..
    Aha hahahah good one

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    Quote Originally Posted by MickeyKnox View Post
    Yes butt, could you handle 20"?
    Hell's No, that's asking for back door troubles. However with that said have you ever seen a colonoscopy done. As they insert a huge inflatable rubber hose up in your anus way way way up where the sun don't shine. Then they inflate it to ASS-Tronomical proportions as they shove a color HD camera up there as well searching for hanging polyps.





    Watch this video to see the actual six foot camera tube insertion into the person being examined...if you dare!

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    Thats gross and uncomfortable to watch - but it's necessary.

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    Why!? Was it 20" round lol

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    Everyone knows you can only safely use a 15" eel. Duh.

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    He should have sewn its mouth together first. LOL

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    Is stupidity hereditary?

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    Why? I didn't open the link but the title is clear. All I can ask is why? I guess the eel guy would say, why not?

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    i guess thats amore'

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaxJax2
    Is stupidity hereditary?
    Another old thread bumped? Hmmmmmmmm
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    Why not just close or 'lock' threads to new posts that are.older than a certain date? I'm pretty sure vBul provides a function for that and if not I don't think it would be that hard to code. I haven't touched a unix box with php on it in years though so could be wrong. Probably am lol.

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