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    Talking Random Thoughts....

    1. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person
    to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

    2. Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything,
    but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

    3. I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end
    and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen."

    4. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

    5. The other night I ate at a real family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.

    6. Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one
    talks about seeing UFOs like they used to.

    7. According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice
    about a woman is their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about \men is that they're a bunch of liars.

    8. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

    9. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to
    criticism.

    10. Have you noticed that a slight tax increase costs you two hundred
    dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

    11. In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world
    is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

    12. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.

    13. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes
    a whole box to start a campfire?

    14. You read about all these terrorists--most of them came here
    legally, but they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 years. Now, compare that to Blockbuster: you're two days late with a video and those people are all over you. Let's put Blockbuster in charge of immigration.

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    hahahaha

    great post tolinka!!!this is making my smoke session much more humorous!!!hahahaha

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    those were good, u got any more?

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    there is a blockbuster in Israel?

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    very good post

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    lol very good

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    Originally posted by cooksbrut
    there is a blockbuster in Israel?
    Indeed.

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    Re: Random Thoughts....

    Originally posted by tolinka
    11. In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
    hilarious

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    u make those up? lol bro, hella good

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    Re: Random Thoughts....

    Originally posted by tolinka


    14. You read about all these terrorists--most of them came here
    legally, but they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 years. Now, compare that to Blockbuster: you're two days late with a video and those people are all over you. Let's put Blockbuster in charge of immigration.

    block buster sucks, they send me a fucking bill in the mail everytime i have an overdue fine, and wtf, if you have to pay 3.99 for a late fee why not get to keep the movie for another 5 days..since technically you rented twice....fuck block buster....Madmax

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    Good post Tolinka, i also liked Number 11, and yeah that thing about blockbuster is totally true.

    If you get anymore post em.

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    Originally posted by Mentalism
    u make those up? lol bro, hella good
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    No bro, i didnt make em up...

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    Re: Re: Random Thoughts....

    haha, yeah i thought that one was hilarious also...=)

    -- clocky baby

    Originally posted by symatech
    11. In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
    hilarious

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