When you realise you're pretty big

[< <Samson> >]

Haven't posted useless shit for a bit. But, this should have some entertainment value.

My gf calls me before she gets home from the gym. Yelling away that some guy cut her off when she was turning into the complex and was yelling at her out of his car when she parked.

I run outside to see WTF this was about.

Run out with no shirt on just raged. The guy sees me(thinner looking black dude). Just starts screaming and takes off running. I stay outside for a minute. From almost across the street the guy is just yelling for help and for me to fvck with someone my size.

I just started laughing and walked off.

I guess when I was around 150 Pounds and seen the current me just rage outside I would run too.

Funny shit

[Euroholic]

Nice ego. Ive seen plenty of small guys drop big guys.

[EKFitness]

Nice ego. Ive seen plenty of small guys drop big guys.

yeah that usually doesn't happen often. they get thrown on the fkjng ground and mashed.

glad to see you could make a man move and protect your woman!

[austinite]

Nice ego. Ive seen plenty of small guys drop big guys.

Whatever dude... I don't think that was the point of his story.

[Euroholic]

Im just saying dont underestimate people he could be like bruice lee or he could be packing a 45.

[< <Samson> >]

or he could be packing a 45.

And I'm not? Usually not my 1st option.

[OnTheSauce]

I carry a 10mm. And better trained. Lol. Id rather not go that route, but if the 150lb guy brings it to that point... well....

[bikeral]

Nice ego. Ive seen plenty of small guys drop big guys.

There is a reason for weight classes in fighting sports.

[OnTheSauce]

There is a reason for weight classes in fighting sports.

This lol

[< <Samson> >]

That would be fun to watch.

[austinite]

There is a reason for weight classes in fighting sports.

1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.
2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB.

[RipOwens]

There is a reason for weight classes in fighting sports.

Interestingly, in the early UFCs there were no weight classes.

[EKFitness]

Interestingly, in the early UFCs there were no weight classes.

back when it was exciting and not 25 minutes of gsp straddling another guy

[Java Man]

Lol. I think your story is funny. I don't see any ego trip in it. I work out so I feel good and stay in shape personally. A side effect is that you get bigger and after many years people can tell you work out. Its fact. I had sort of the same experience once. That's when I realized I wasnt a 135lb beanpole anymore too. Totally get where your coming from.

[LGM]

Nice ego. Ive seen plenty of small guys drop big guys.

What was he supposed to do? That's just stupid. Even if its ego, it's after the fact. Ego wasn't why he ran down to his lady.

[EKFitness]

What was he supposed to do? That's just stupid. Even if its ego, it's after the fact. Ego wasn't why he ran down to his lady.

agreed

[Lunk1]

Next time could you put a shirt on please...christ!

[chi]

next time put shirt on lol

[frank13]

1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.
2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB.

dude i love FIGHT CLUB best movie ever

[austinite]

dude i love FIGHT CLUB best movie ever

You just broke 2 rules bro...

[S&S_ShovelHead]

Funny you brought this up, about a month back it finally hit me Im not 160 lbs any more. Its definitely a different feeling being 70 lbs bigger than you were for a long time.

[frank13]

You just broke 2 rules bro...

shit sir is this a trick

[tigerspawn]

back when it was exciting and not 25 minutes of gsp straddling another guy

My girlfriend calls it gay porn

[sixfootseven]

Used to get guys starting fights w me and stuff when I was 190lbs, not anymore. It's nice.

[lovbyts]

Good story and I dont see any ego coming into it, only the facts.

That being said I can relate and yes it is fun and does boost the ego (not on purpose) a bit.

When I took my daughter to the Philippines we were at a mall and she was with my GF at the time. My GF overheard a guy standing in line in front of her make a comment to his girlfriend that was off color in her opinion. The guy was speaking in a dialect that not many know but my GF did and understood. She told the guy she was going to tell me what he said. I guess he just sort of LOL at first.

My GF called me on the cell phone, I was also at the mall just in a different location so I came over. I didnt think it was a big deal but she wanted me there so I came. It's quite warm there so I was wearing the normal garb, tank top and shorts. As I approached I saw the guy looking at me, he was 5'5" 145 lbs and his eyes were as big as saucers. His GF got in front of him, inbetween us and started begging me not to hurt him. It was everything I could do not to laugh. I had no intentions on doing anything. I just said be careful what you say and who you say it about in the future.

They both said thank you and quickly walked away. lol

[boz]

Nice ego. Ive seen plenty of small guys drop big guys.

Love it well said euro, one thing i finally agree with you!

[Granovich]

Good story and I dont see any ego coming into it, only the facts.

That being said I can relate and yes it is fun and does boost the ego (not on purpose) a bit.

When I took my daughter to the Philippines we were at a mall and she was with my GF at the time. My GF overheard a guy standing in line in front of her make a comment to his girlfriend that was off color in her opinion. The guy was speaking in a dialect that not many know but my GF did and understood. She told the guy she was going to tell me what he said. I guess he just sort of LOL at first.

My GF called me on the cell phone, I was also at the mall just in a different location so I came over. I didnt think it was a big deal but she wanted me there so I came. It's quite warm there so I was wearing the normal garb, tank top and shorts. As I approached I saw the guy looking at me, he was 5'5" 145 lbs and his eyes were as big as saucers. His GF got in front of him, inbetween us and started begging me not to hurt him. It was everything I could do not to laugh. I had no intentions on doing anything. I just said be careful what you say and who you say it about in the future.

They both said thank you and quickly walked away. lol

hahaha it got to point his gf got between you guys LOL
i think she kicked his ass when they got home
and he is probably a bodybuilder now because of that incident . everytime he want to drop that weight he remember u and how his gf had to defend him and do that extra rep. i wouldnt go to Philippins anymore bro lol

[panntastic]

Nice ego. Ive seen plenty of small guys drop big guys.

Your an ass
Samson is a seriously big dude
He's worked hard to be where he's at
Damn if I looked like him and lived in the sun like he does I would be in speedos all year around

You automatically think the worse in people

Ass hat

[boz]

Ahaha this thread has turned into picking on euro, ill still stick by what he said nothing funnier seeing a monster getting dropped by half his size.

[DSM4Life]

I am shorter so when/if a "big guy" starts to throw down with me I have discovered a nice punch to the throat always levels the playing field. Just try not to pack too much power, you might end up killing the guy.

[OnTheSauce]

Why don't u just kick him in the balls then. Or gouge his eyes.

I disagree with dirty fighting unless the situation really calls for it. A regular fist fight is not. You kick people once they are down and knocked out too?

A normal fist fight doesn't need to be a fight for your life. You talk about permanently injuring someone like that. A little fight builds character. You get a shiner and move on. Live another day. Not have to worry about breathing through a tube because the guy targeted your throat

[panntastic]

Why don't u just kick him in the balls then. Or gouge his eyes.

I disagree with dirty fighting unless the situation really calls for it. A regular fist fight is not. You kick people once they are down and knocked out too?

A normal fist fight doesn't need to be a fight for your life. You talk about permanently injuring someone like that. A little fight builds character. You get a shiner and move on. Live another day. Not have to worry about breathing through a tube because the guy targeted your throat

You say this but you have no idea what the other guys intention is

I've been in many many fights and you should never enter a fight with out the positive mindset of killing the guy
Its a primal instinct kill or be killed
There's no way I would enter into a battle with a oh just get a shiner and walk away.

I trained for many many years in wing chun and Krav Maga and in the philosophy was the same if the fights not over in 30 seconds you had no place being In That fight

[Lunk1]

I am shorter so when/if a "big guy" starts to throw down with me I have discovered a nice punch to the throat always levels the playing field. Just try not to pack too much power, you might end up killing the guy.

I would have figured you more of a lover than a fighter

[Gaspaco]

I would have figured you more of a lover than a fighter

Rough lover

[JAB1]

Why don't u just kick him in the balls then. Or gouge his eyes.

I disagree with dirty fighting unless the situation really calls for it. A regular fist fight is not. You kick people once they are down and knocked out too?

A normal fist fight doesn't need to be a fight for your life. You talk about permanently injuring someone like that. A little fight builds character. You get a shiner and move on. Live another day. Not have to worry about breathing through a tube because the guy targeted your throat

No offense but I disagree with this entirely. I do not believe in half hearted physical altercations. If thats the case you should not engage at all. I will do all I can to stay out of a fight. If I do engage it is because I have no better alternative, and at that point, my goal is to end it as quickly and effectively as possibe. Nothing is out of bounds. I will then have my legal team stand behind my stance that I was left with no choice but to defend myself with equal force that was presented. If you engage in a "fair" fight where you are not in fear of serious injury or assault, you are assaulting someone not defending yourself, and setting yourself up for jailtime or a lwasuit. Same with carrying a weapon, you dont shoot someone in the leg. You either shoot to end the threat as a last alternative, or dont shoot at all. Sorry to go off topic but I hear this all the time, and it drives me nuts.

[JAB1]

You say this but you have no idea what the other guys intention is

I've been in many many fights and you should never enter a fight with out the positive mindset of killing the guy
Its a primal instinct kill or be killed
There's no way I would enter into a battle with a oh just get a shiner and walk away.

I trained for many many years in wing chun and Krav Maga and in the philosophy was the same if the fights not over in 30 seconds you had no place being In That fight

Bingo

[DCI]

Lol it's nice to see the hard work in the gym pays off in some cases. Was enjoyable to read

[panntastic]

No offense but I disagree with this entirely. I do not believe in half hearted physical altercations. If thats the case you should not engage at all. I will do all I can to stay out of a fight. If I do engage it is because I have no better alternative, and at that point, my goal is to end it as quickly and effectively as possibe. Nothing is out of bounds. I will then have my legal team stand behind my stance that I was left with no choice but to defend myself with equal force that was presented. If you engage in a "fair" fight where you are not in fear of serious injury or assault, you are assaulting someone not defending yourself, and setting yourself up for jailtime or a lwasuit. Same with carrying a weapon, you dont shoot someone in the leg. You either shoot to end the threat as a last alternative, or dont shoot at all. Sorry to go off topic but I hear this all the time, and it drives me nuts.

Exactly this

[human project]

1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.
2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB.

Hahahaha

[human project]

Interestingly, in the early UFCs there were no weight classes.

I have always said there should be the ultimate fighter category where its open weight class...