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Thread: DO NOT, under any Circumstances... return this call, ever. EVER.

  1. 05-23-2013, 12:11 PM #1
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    DO NOT, under any Circumstances... return this call, ever. EVER.

    ~ PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR SOURCE CHECKS ~

    "It's human nature in a 'more is better' society full of a younger generation that expects instant gratification, then complain when they don't get it. The problem will get far worse before it gets better". ~ kelkel
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    What is it with you and mentalist women?

    Did you ever go meet her at Jamba Juice in your little pants?
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  3. 05-23-2013, 12:22 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Back In Black View Post
    What is it with you and mentalist women?

    Did you ever go meet her at Jamba Juice in your little pants?
    Brings back memories.
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  4. 05-23-2013, 12:22 PM #4
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    ... Is it wrong that I find this cute, and would return this call?

    You know, for shits and giggles. I mean research.
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  6. 05-23-2013, 02:12 PM #6
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    if i got that voicemail I would be like this bitch is DTF!!! Call her back and get to banging!!!
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  7. 05-23-2013, 05:13 PM #7
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    if you bang this bitch, you will have to relocate, change your number, delete any emails or face book, make peace with god.....


    cause she is fcking crazy....
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  8. 05-23-2013, 06:06 PM #8
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    shell kill u on ur sleep lol

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  9. 05-23-2013, 06:31 PM #9
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    She can't be over 16? Check I.D. OMG.
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  10. 05-23-2013, 07:12 PM #10
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    Sounds very familiar!
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  11. 05-23-2013, 09:23 PM #11
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    Hahaha I hope she was really drunk, thats hilarious she forsure stocked Ryan for awhile after that intill he ended up I the news chopped up in the woods somewhere lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dougiefresh7707 View Post
    Hahaha I hope she was really drunk, thats hilarious she forsure stocked Ryan for awhile after that intill he ended up I the news chopped up in the woods somewhere lol.
    Or sold on EBAY... Maybe even made into a jamba juice shake...
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    Quote Originally Posted by kelkel View Post
    She can't be over 16? Check I.D. OMG.
    It's all good as long as she uses her 18yr+ old sisters ID.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    It's all good as long as she uses her 18yr+ old sisters ID.
    lol. You forgot to say Gigitty.
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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    lol. You forgot to say Gigitty.

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    Can you say STALKER? She must have been good looking since he gave her his number. He saw her as trouble since he ran away from her claiming indigestion problems.
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    shes drunk as fvck
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