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Thread: It's NOT about the nail !

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    It's NOT about the nail !

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    "It's human nature in a 'more is better' society full of a younger generation that expects instant gratification, then complain when they don't get it. The problem will get far worse before it gets better". ~ kelkel

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    she get's nailed?
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    I have had this exact conversation before. Well, not a literal nail, but...

    STOP TRYING TO FIX IT!
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    ok. I just scanned this video with the audio off, and she definitely does NOT get nailed?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    ok. I just scanned this video with the audio off, and she definitely does NOT get nailed?!
    You saw the video...she definitely got nailed.

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    She moving in next austin?
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    I saw them bumping heads....

    when I say I scanned, that means maybe 8 or 9 seconds total....

    I was scanning for skin....
    ...didn't see any

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    Quote Originally Posted by kelkel View Post
    She moving in next austin?
    With My luck I wouldn't be surprised.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyVegas View Post
    I have had this exact conversation before. Well, not a literal nail, but...

    STOP TRYING TO FIX IT!
    I have had that conversation also many many times. More proof that when it comes to women they are not from this world or from the same set of chromosomes as men. There is just nothing logical about them.

    Thus the saying Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus. Without thinning what I was saying when I said that once I added that I think she (my wife) was from a lot further way than Venus and she was from Uranus. It took about 2 seconds to realize what I said and I just broke out laughing. She didn't get it.

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    Men enjoy fixing things. I would have either pulled the nail out while she was sleeping or rammed it home with a hammer. There is no reason for us both to suffer. You present us with a problem and we are going to try and find a solution. Most women present us with a problem but they get upset when you try to fix it. It’s really difficult for me not to try and fix their problems. It’s what I do for a living. I get yelled at, “don’t analyze me, (place your favorite swear word here) I only want you to listen,(usually follow by a comment about my mother) .”
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sexy4mySweetheart View Post
    The BBQ grill shopping cart is ingenious.
    The cup/spoon? Make due with what you got.
    The car dolly, I have done the same thing when my axle broke except it was a heavy duty roller jack.
    The swimming pool electric grill. That's just Darwinism or gene pool cleansing waiting to happen.
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    LMAO!! my wife and i were having this exact conversation yesterday!

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    I have to tell/remind mine at least once a week that most all questions I ask have one or two responses. Yes or no. They do not require a 10 minute story about why she did or didnt do this or that. All I want to know is IF she did or didnt. Typically after the 10 minute explanation she has still not said if she did or not and it's my job to decipher the answer from the story.

    She got a little upset the other day because I stopped her from talking 3x in 30 seconds with her story and kept saying there is only one word I need to hear. Yes or No.... Finally I got a No and said thank you. After I got the answer I said now if you really want to tell your story it's fine.

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    After my wife is done talking I simply ask, "is this something you want suggestions for, or help fixing?" and I help if she wants it. Sometimes I help by simply listening, apparently. Whatever makes her happy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyVegas View Post
    After my wife is done talking I simply ask, "is this something you want suggestions for, or help fixing?" and I help if she wants it. Sometimes I help by simply listening, apparently. Whatever makes her happy.
    LOL.. i may adopt this philosophy.. (shakes my head) i just dont understand "them" at all!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by --->>405<<--- View Post
    LOL.. i may adopt this philosophy.. (shakes my head) i just dont understand "them" at all!!!
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    Anyone know why I cant get youtube videos to play? Not on my lap top, my phone or my wifes phone. Like this for weeks

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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    I have to tell/remind mine at least once a week that most all questions I ask have one or two responses. Yes or no. They do not require a 10 minute story about why she did or didnt do this or that. All I want to know is IF she did or didnt. Typically after the 10 minute explanation she has still not said if she did or not and it's my job to decipher the answer from the story.

    She got a little upset the other day because I stopped her from talking 3x in 30 seconds with her story and kept saying there is only one word I need to hear. Yes or No.... Finally I got a No and said thank you. After I got the answer I said now if you really want to tell your story it's fine.
    So your saying that women are like the actors in a Japanese monster movie a lot of lip moving but not really saying anything.
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    This is the answer to our problems.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    This is the answer to our problems.

    now THAT'S a fairy tale! If I ever have a son, I'm reading that to him for his BT story )

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