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Thread: You better not touch my mother Friggin' pop tarts!! I will crush you!

  1. 06-02-2013, 01:54 PM #1
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    You better not touch my mother Friggin' pop tarts!! I will crush you!

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    Haha. Police report taken. That cop HAD to be cracking up . Description: poptarts Make: Kelloggs Model: S'mores
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    ^ I laughed at the "Make" on the report. I wonder if they asked the kid why he stole them, and he replied "They're Grrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaat !!"
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    So.....I wonder if I can have my wife aressted for eating my last stick of salami!
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    Quote Originally Posted by italianstallion85 View Post
    So.....I wonder if I can have my wife aressted for eating my last stick of salami!
    You might get arrested for that!
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    Quote Originally Posted by italianstallion85 View Post
    So.....I wonder if I can have my wife aressted for eating my last stick of salami!
    Wouldn't you want her arrested for not eating you salami?
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    Quote Originally Posted by tigerspawn View Post
    Wouldn't you want her arrested for not eating you salami?
    Lol ahhh yeah u got me! But no seriously my wife is a salami whore. I bring a stick home and by the time I grab a knife to cut it......it's gone.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by italianstallion85 View Post
    Lol ahhh yeah u got me! But no seriously my wife is a salami whore. I bring a stick home and by the time I grab a knife to cut it......it's gone.....
    You might not want any after knowing where its been. She may be saving you some embarrassment.
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    Quote Originally Posted by italianstallion85 View Post
    So.....I wonder if I can have my wife aressted for eating my last stick of salami!
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    Lol ahhh yeah u got me! But no seriously my wife is a salami whore. I bring a stick home and by the time I grab a knife to cut it......it's gone.....
    Two things: 1) Boy, are you setting yourself up for some off-color jokes. 2) Having said that, maybe you should be taking care of business instead of on here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    You might not want any after knowing where its been. She may be saving you some embarrassment.
    ah he walked into that one
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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    You might not want any after knowing where its been. She may be saving you some embarrassment.
    PMSL bad bastard you

    Man, that's nearly as bad as the Florida headlines I read on Jalopnik
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    Quote Originally Posted by DCI View Post
    PMSL bad bastard you

    Man, that's nearly as bad as the Florida headlines I read on Jalopnik
    Please do tell.....
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    Lol the world keeps going more and more down hill it seems, where are peoples thought process?
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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    Please do tell.....
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