Masturbation

[Soomy]

does masturbation make me can't lift heavy weights in gym ?

[MuscleInk]

does masturbation make me can't lift heavy weights in gym ?

Only if doing it WHILE trying to lift heavy weights in the gym. Then it's a hazard to many people. Lol

[Times Roman]

seminal fluid is the source of all strength, so when you spank the monkey, it makes it where you become a puny weakling.

additionally, the testosterone laden seminal fluid, when it comes in contact with your hands too much, causes this problem

[Sfla80]

seminal fluid is the source of all strength, so when you spank the monkey, it makes it where you become a puny weakling.

additionally, the testosterone laden seminal fluid, when it comes in contact with your hands too much, causes this problem

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I had to start waxing my hand cause of this problem :/

[MuscleInk]

[< <Samson> >]

Oh geez

[crazy mike]

And the trolls keep a cumin, oh no pun ya think....crazy mike

[ppwc1985]

Looool

[SexySweetheart]

you guys

[Swole Intentions]

Most def does cause I only wanna nap after I whack it. No time for the gym then

[kronik420]

lift eat fap sleep

[bdos]

Only if doing it WHILE trying to lift heavy weights in the gym. Then it's a hazard to many people. Lol

Its like glue good for dead lifts

[tigerspawn]

If you skip washing them it helps improve your grip

[Grizzly Live]

does masturbation make me can't lift heavy weights in gym ?

I seem to recall all the blood tests for testosterone ive gotten done your not supposed to ejaculate for 24hrs prior. So maybe

[crazy mike]

If you skip washing them it helps improve your grip

Oh nooooo, ewhhh, nasty boy. ...cm

[MakeEveryRepCount]

These guys crack me up...

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[Honkey_Kong]

If you skip washing them it helps improve your grip

I hope I never lift at the same gym as you.

[DSM4Life]

I'll let you know in about 30 seconds.

[bdos]

Marathon DSM?

[DSM4Life]

Iiii cannn stilll lift heavyyyyyyy. Sorrrrryy for the typosssss but my keybboarddd is a littleee stickyyyy.

[bdos]

Press the any key

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does masturbation make me can't lift heavy weights in gym ?

u know guys why cant yall ever give a serious answer to a serious question!!??!?? GEEZ!!

OP of course masturbation makes it where u cant lift weights as heavy.. but there is a solution.. all u have to do is ingest your seminal fluid orally and VOILA! your strength miraculously returns..

see guys that wasnt that hard!

[DSM4Life]

u know guys why cant yall ever give a serious answer to a serious question!!??!?? GEEZ!!

OP of course masturbation makes it where u cant lift weights as heavy.. but there is a solution.. all u have to do is ingest your seminal fluid orally and VOILA! your strength miraculously returns..

see guys that wasnt that hard!

And if you aren't strong enough you can ingest others powers to double your own.

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And if you aren't strong enough you can ingest others powers to double your own.

do you need a matching blood type?

[DSM4Life]

do you need a matching blood type?

Nope, just a joke to help break the awkward silence after you finish.

[Rusty11]

Ah yes...time for our weekly masturbation thread. I was worried no one would start one. Thanks.

[fit2bOld]

And if you aren't strong enough you can ingest others powers to double your own.

I have lots of strength to share with others.

[>Good Luck<]

And if you aren't strong enough you can ingest others powers to double your own.

DSM is REALLLLLLYYY strong...he drinks tons of it

[tigerspawn]

Does anyone else have to set the mood before masturbating? I always feel the need to light some scented candles before I put on some tasteful hardcore porn.

[Aziz]

Iiii cannn stilll lift heavyyyyyyy. Sorrrrryy for the typosssss but my keybboarddd is a littleee stickyyyy.

lmfao

[crazy mike]

lmfao

Shhhh.....shushhhh, you might spoil the mood. Oh that's if you gotta get in the mood like Tigerspawn says he need too. ....crazy old mike, ha but I'm not that old to even have a mood for it.

[tigerspawn]

Shhhh.....shushhhh, you might spoil the mood. Oh that's if you gotta get in the mood like Tigerspawn says he need too. ....crazy old mike, ha but I'm not that old to even have a mood for it.

CM you are not dead. Everyone has to be in the mood for sex or self pleasure.

[Aziz]

Does anyone else have to set the mood before masturbating? I always feel the need to light some scented candles before I put on some tasteful hardcore porn.

lmfao naw no scented candles for me

[Aziz]

Shhhh.....shushhhh, you might spoil the mood. Oh that's if you gotta get in the mood like Tigerspawn says he need too. ....crazy old mike, ha but I'm not that old to even have a mood for it.

ahahaahah you rock crazy mike

[bigsiv]

What a bunch of w****rs lol

[Shol'va]

Does anyone else have to set the mood before masturbating? I always feel the need to light some scented candles before I put on some tasteful hardcore porn.

Since we are still on this subject....
It helps to set the mood by playing music to pound to, but don't light those candles if you are using them as an anal enhancer while pleasuring yourself. You could catch the sheets on fire. Then Lucy you'd have some splaining to do to the Firemen. Anyhow this is a good video to set the mood..

[>Good Luck<]

Does anyone else have to set the mood before masturbating? I always feel the need to light some scented candles before I put on some tasteful hardcore porn.

Nope. Its usually more spontaneous and risky. Stop drop and wack. You've probably seen me on the news once or twice

[KRL]

LIFT EAT BEAT SLEEP is my motto

[tigerspawn]

LIFT EAT BEAT SLEEP is my motto

On first reading this I thought that you were giving directions on how to masturbate. I thought that you were stating that you eat while masturbating. I couldn’t stop laughing.