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    Times Roman here...........

    ..........I have nothing to report.

    Now carry on, and I say good day to you

    ---Roman

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    Oh my god
    Becky, look at her butt
    Its so big
    She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends
    Who understands those rap guys
    They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute
    I mean her butt
    It's just so big
    I can't believe it's so round
    It's just out there
    I mean, it's gross
    Look, she's just so black


    *rap*
    I like big butts and I can not lie
    You other brothers can't deny
    That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
    And a round thing in your face
    You get sprung
    Wanna pull up tough
    Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
    Deep in the jeans she's wearing
    I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
    Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
    And take your picture
    My homeboys tried to warn me
    But that butt you got
    Make Me so horney
    Ooh, rump of smooth skin
    You say you wanna get in my benz
    Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy


    I've seen them dancin'
    To hell with romancin'
    She's Sweat,Wet, got it goin like a turbo vette


    I'm tired of magazines
    Saying flat butts are the thing
    Take the average black man and ask him that
    She gotta pack much back


    So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
    Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
    Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
    Baby got back


    (LA face with Oakland booty)


    I like'em round and big
    And when I'm throwin a gig
    I just can't help myself
    I'm actin like an animal
    Now here's my scandal


    I wanna get you home
    And UH, double up UH UH
    I aint talkin bout playboy
    Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
    I wannem real thick and juicy
    So find that juicy double
    Mixalot's in trouble
    Beggin for a piece of that bubble
    So I'm lookin' at rock videos
    Knockin these bimbos walkin like hoes
    You can have them bimbos
    I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
    A word to the thick soul sistas
    I wanna get with ya
    I won't cus or hit ya
    But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna --
    Til the break of dawn
    Baby Got it goin on
    Alot of pimps won't like this song
    Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it
    But I'd rather stay and play
    Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
    And I'm down to get the friction on


    So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)
    Do you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah)
    Then turn around
    Stick it out
    Even white boys got to shout
    Baby got back


    (LA face with the Oakland booty)


    Yeah baby
    When it comes to females
    Cosmo ain't got nothin to do with my selection
    36-24-36
    Only if she's 5'3"


    So your girlfriend throws a Honda
    Playin workout tapes by Fonda
    But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
    My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hun
    You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
    Some brothers wanna play that hard role
    And tell you that the butt ain't gold
    So they toss it and leave it
    And I pull up quick to retrieve it
    So cosmo says you're fat
    Well I ain't down with that
    Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin
    And I'm thinkin bout stickin
    To the beanpole dames in the magazines
    You aint it miss thing
    Give me a sista I can't resist her
    Red beans and rice did miss her
    Some knucklehead tried to dis
    Cuz his girls were on my list
    He had game but he chose to hit 'em
    And pulled up quick to get with 'em
    So ladies if the butt is round
    And you wanna triple X throw down
    Dial 1-900-MIXALOT and kick them nasty thoughts
    Baby got back
    Baby got back
    Little in tha middle but she got much back x4
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    Lol aust your a lunatic.

    Tr i got what you got recently but haven't lost the weight just shitting myself to death all day

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    I'm fvcking stuck at 210lbs. was 240ish before all this started.

    hey austenite...

    is that your new workout song?

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    Holy shit man, i think it was the protein I was using cos it happend before when I was using brand that I just tried for something new finding it hard to keep the food in lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman
    I'm fvcking stuck at 210lbs. was 240ish before all this started.

    hey austenite...

    is that your new workout song?
    That's my theme song when I do my booty workout.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat View Post
    That's my theme song when I do my booty workout.....
    I don't have a booty workout!

    (sniff!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat View Post
    That's my theme song when I do my booty workout.....
    'prolly cuz I don't have a booty(?)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman

    'prolly cuz I don't have a booty(?)
    Neither do I and that's why I am doing a booty workout with my booty song. Working on my back. Lol.

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    I just saw a more recent pic. He had put on some pounds since I last saw him.

    He had wealth but not health.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat
    I just saw a more recent pic. He had put on some pounds since I last saw him.

    He had wealth but not health.
    Seriously. I posted this in the wrong thread. Just ignore me. Lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat View Post

    Seriously. I posted this in the wrong thread. Just ignore me. Lol.
    lol I was lookin at the lost before that one....wonderin what u were talkin bout lol

    -Release the Kracken!!!-

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    I'm fvcking stuck at 210lbs. was 240ish before all this started.

    hey austenite...

    is that your new workout song?
    he shakes to that in the mirror before he hits the gym

    -Release the Kracken!!!-

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    Ahh. That song n I just see Diaz. I dunno why. Its that crazy ass smile n obv the acting since she don't even look like her in real life. But. I think I'd be happy. Lol. My missus would kill me if she saw this. Well. Prolly not the softy. Damn I go one end of the spectrum to the other. Now my ex. Fuuuuck. It was literally like Mr n Mrs smith. N she loved it. Crazy ass bitch. Good times. But way too bi polar. Now. Way too non-bi polar. Ahh. Give her a few years with me n she'll be. Well. She'll be crazier'n me!

    Umm. What was I talking about?.

    Ahh. That song n I just see Diaz. I dunno why. Its that crazy ass smile n obv the acting since she don't even look like her in real life. But. I think I'd be .......

    Lolz

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    I like big butts.....







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    Quote Originally Posted by lstbred View Post
    I like big butts.....






    Haha. That's gold, Jerry! Gold!

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    I'm lost on this thread ...crazy mike

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    very interesting points here ....
    butts ,
    weight loss ,
    weight gain ,
    cutting ,

    my town smells like retardant
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    you blokes have hijacked my thread?

    this is a thread about nothing!

    now carry on, and I say good day to you

    ---Roman

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    ^^^Now that's nice. She'd look better on my Harley.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat View Post
    Neither do I and that's why I am doing a booty workout with my booty song. Working on my back. Lol.
    Pics or it didn't happen.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kelkel View Post
    Now that was stimulating Very, Very interesting coming from you Kel. Very interesting, I say. ....cm

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    Quote Originally Posted by kelkel

    Pics or it didn't happen.
    This!

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    Quote Originally Posted by AZGOLDSMEMBER86 View Post
    my town smells like retardant
    ahahahahah I actually lol'd at that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by lstbred View Post
    ahahahahah I actually lol'd at that!
    ha! score !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    you blokes have hijacked my thread?

    this is a thread about nothing!

    now carry on, and I say good day to you

    ---Roman
    So my post fits perfectly!

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    TR, enjoying this "nice"weather? We won't see these temps again 'til October. I had no excuses; had to do some yard work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat View Post
    Neither do I and that's why I am doing a booty workout with my booty song. Working on my back. Lol.
    Oh, I'm sure your booty is more noticeable than my booty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rusty11 View Post
    TR, enjoying this "nice"weather? We won't see these temps again 'til October. I had no excuses; had to do some yard work.
    hesus friggin krist!

    interviewed today, and if I get this silly job, you blokes probably won't hear from me for a few months due to work load and learning curve issues. It's a six day a week job for the next few months....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    hesus friggin krist!

    interviewed today, and if I get this silly job, you blokes probably won't hear from me for a few months due to work load and learning curve issues. It's a six day a week job for the next few months....
    sounds like you will be constipated again very soon!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kelkel View Post
    ^^^Now that's nice. She'd look better on my Harley.
    doubtful. she is more of an UltraClassic type, with a fully pumped engine. But I tell you what, when she's done washing my Harley, and other things, I can send her over to wash yours if you like? =)

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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    Holy Weiner Schnitzel! I see a porno contract in her future...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Shol'va View Post
    Holy Weiner Schnitzel! I see a porno contract in her future...

    she'd have to swallow more than an inch if she's going to raise any eyebrows.........................

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    she'd have to swallow more than an inch if she's going to raise any eyebrows.........................

    hahahahahahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    she'd have to swallow more than an inch if she's going to raise any eyebrows.........................
    This was a circumference test, not depth....

    PMID: 116939472 [PubMed - indexed for MEDLINE]

    Study of oropharynx circumference in blonde broads.

    BACKGROUND:
    This study was undertaken to determine: if sections glossopharyngeal cavity are affected by forced dilation.

    METHODS:
    Subjects underwent a series of dilation using hot dogs from various sources with an average circumference of .75 inches.

    RESULTS:
    Repeated measurements of internal circumference showed small standard deviations in blonde broads in group A (average age 18 to 24), indicating the high reproducibility of the measurement technique. There were no adverse effects on the cavity or the mandible. This was not the case with brunette broads.

    CONCLUSIONS:
    Size most certainly does matter.
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