Times Roman here...........

[Times Roman]

..........I have nothing to report.

Now carry on, and I say good day to you

---Roman

[austinite]

Oh my god
Becky, look at her butt
Its so big
She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends
Who understands those rap guys
They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute
I mean her butt
It's just so big
I can't believe it's so round
It's just out there
I mean, it's gross
Look, she's just so black


*rap*
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so horney
Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy


I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's Sweat,Wet, got it goin like a turbo vette


I'm tired of magazines
Saying flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back


So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Baby got back


(LA face with Oakland booty)


I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal


I wanna get you home
And UH, double up UH UH
I aint talkin bout playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knockin these bimbos walkin like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna --
Til the break of dawn
Baby Got it goin on
Alot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on


So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)
Do you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back


(LA face with the Oakland booty)


Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo ain't got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if she's 5'3"


So your girlfriend throws a Honda
Playin workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin
And I'm thinkin bout stickin
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You aint it miss thing
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice did miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back
Baby got back
Little in tha middle but she got much back x4

[DCI]

Lol aust your a lunatic.

Tr i got what you got recently but haven't lost the weight just shitting myself to death all day

[Times Roman]

I'm fvcking stuck at 210lbs. was 240ish before all this started.

hey austenite...

is that your new workout song?

[DCI]

Holy shit man, i think it was the protein I was using cos it happend before when I was using brand that I just tried for something new finding it hard to keep the food in lol

[GirlyGymRat]

I'm fvcking stuck at 210lbs. was 240ish before all this started.

hey austenite...

is that your new workout song?

That's my theme song when I do my booty workout.....

[Times Roman]

That's my theme song when I do my booty workout.....

I don't have a booty workout!

(sniff!)

[Times Roman]

That's my theme song when I do my booty workout.....

'prolly cuz I don't have a booty(?)

[GirlyGymRat]

'prolly cuz I don't have a booty(?)

Neither do I and that's why I am doing a booty workout with my booty song. Working on my back. Lol.

[GirlyGymRat]

I just saw a more recent pic. He had put on some pounds since I last saw him.

He had wealth but not health.

[GirlyGymRat]

I just saw a more recent pic. He had put on some pounds since I last saw him.

He had wealth but not health.

Seriously. I posted this in the wrong thread. Just ignore me. Lol.

[Zodiac82]

Seriously. I posted this in the wrong thread. Just ignore me. Lol.

lol I was lookin at the lost before that one....wonderin what u were talkin bout lol

-Release the Kracken!!!-

[Zodiac82]

I'm fvcking stuck at 210lbs. was 240ish before all this started.

hey austenite...

is that your new workout song?

he shakes to that in the mirror before he hits the gym

-Release the Kracken!!!-

[MajorPectorial]

Ahh. That song n I just see Diaz. I dunno why. Its that crazy ass smile n obv the acting since she don't even look like her in real life. But. I think I'd be happy. Lol. My missus would kill me if she saw this. Well. Prolly not the softy. Damn I go one end of the spectrum to the other. Now my ex. Fuuuuck. It was literally like Mr n Mrs smith. N she loved it. Crazy ass bitch. Good times. But way too bi polar. Now. Way too non-bi polar. Ahh. Give her a few years with me n she'll be. Well. She'll be crazier'n me!

Umm. What was I talking about?.

Ahh. That song n I just see Diaz. I dunno why. Its that crazy ass smile n obv the acting since she don't even look like her in real life. But. I think I'd be .......

Lolz

[stpete]

I'm stpete....

I love heat index of 112, the beach, fast cars and faster women.

Nice to meet you.

[austinite]

[lstbred]

I like big butts.....

[basketballfan22]

I like big butts.....

Haha. That's gold, Jerry! Gold!

[crazy mike]

I'm lost on this thread ...crazy mike

[AZGOLDSMEMBER86]

very interesting points here ....
butts ,
weight loss ,
weight gain ,
cutting ,

my town smells like retardant

[Times Roman]

you blokes have hijacked my thread?

this is a thread about nothing!

now carry on, and I say good day to you

---Roman

[jasc]

[kelkel]

^^^Now that's nice. She'd look better on my Harley.

[kelkel]

Neither do I and that's why I am doing a booty workout with my booty song. Working on my back. Lol.

Pics or it didn't happen.

[kelkel]

And this finally....

Sir Mix-A-Lot - I like big butts ( Official Music Video ) - YouTube

[crazy mike]

And this finally....

Sir Mix-A-Lot - I like big butts ( Official Music Video ) - YouTube

Now that was stimulating Very, Very interesting coming from you Kel. Very interesting, I say. ....cm

[RaginCajun]

Pics or it didn't happen.

This!

[lstbred]

my town smells like retardant

ahahahahah I actually lol'd at that!

[AZGOLDSMEMBER86]

ahahahahah I actually lol'd at that!

ha! score !

[basketballfan22]

you blokes have hijacked my thread?

this is a thread about nothing!

now carry on, and I say good day to you

---Roman

So my post fits perfectly!

[Rusty11]

TR, enjoying this "nice"weather? We won't see these temps again 'til October. I had no excuses; had to do some yard work.

[Times Roman]

Neither do I and that's why I am doing a booty workout with my booty song. Working on my back. Lol.

Oh, I'm sure your booty is more noticeable than my booty.

[Times Roman]

TR, enjoying this "nice"weather? We won't see these temps again 'til October. I had no excuses; had to do some yard work.

hesus friggin krist!

interviewed today, and if I get this silly job, you blokes probably won't hear from me for a few months due to work load and learning curve issues. It's a six day a week job for the next few months....

[RaginCajun]

hesus friggin krist!

interviewed today, and if I get this silly job, you blokes probably won't hear from me for a few months due to work load and learning curve issues. It's a six day a week job for the next few months....

sounds like you will be constipated again very soon!

[Times Roman]

^^^Now that's nice. She'd look better on my Harley.

doubtful. she is more of an UltraClassic type, with a fully pumped engine. But I tell you what, when she's done washing my Harley, and other things, I can send her over to wash yours if you like? =)

[Rusty11]

....

[Shol'va]

Holy Weiner Schnitzel! I see a porno contract in her future...

[Times Roman]

Holy Weiner Schnitzel! I see a porno contract in her future...

she'd have to swallow more than an inch if she's going to raise any eyebrows.........................

[stpete]

she'd have to swallow more than an inch if she's going to raise any eyebrows.........................

hahahahahahahaha

[austinite]

she'd have to swallow more than an inch if she's going to raise any eyebrows.........................

This was a circumference test, not depth....

PMID: 116939472 [PubMed - indexed for MEDLINE]

Study of oropharynx circumference in blonde broads.

BACKGROUND:
This study was undertaken to determine: if sections glossopharyngeal cavity are affected by forced dilation.

METHODS:
Subjects underwent a series of dilation using hot dogs from various sources with an average circumference of .75 inches.

RESULTS:
Repeated measurements of internal circumference showed small standard deviations in blonde broads in group A (average age 18 to 24), indicating the high reproducibility of the measurement technique. There were no adverse effects on the cavity or the mandible. This was not the case with brunette broads.

CONCLUSIONS:
Size most certainly does matter.