A buddy or someone you know made about your size etc myself and a few buddies were on a journey up the country driving for a couple hrs and the conversation moved onto going out etc
We started talking about bouncers etc and I was asking the lads would they do it while one of thempipes up after I said I'd do it be handyish money and gets you out of drinking at weekends etc.
So one of the lads said, sure its grand for you to do it you have a stab vest of muscle compared all of us. Nearly died laughing from it