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    Whats the funniest comment

    A buddy or someone you know made about your size etc myself and a few buddies were on a journey up the country driving for a couple hrs and the conversation moved onto going out etc

    We started talking about bouncers etc and I was asking the lads would they do it while one of thempipes up after I said I'd do it be handyish money and gets you out of drinking at weekends etc.

    So one of the lads said, sure its grand for you to do it you have a stab vest of muscle compared all of us. Nearly died laughing from it

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    Not so much on my size, but I was at the store in March and 2 broads were behind me in line. One of them says... "Oooh I'd like to stick him". Everyone turned around and so did I, and she says "We're nurses, stick him with a needle!". She was referring to vascularity and ease of finding a vein. That month was the most vascular I've ever been. I miss primo.
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    Lol, good story aust, I'm only getting a feew veins on my fore arms can't get enough of them now still have a long rd tho

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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    Not so much on my size, but I was at the store in March and 2 broads were behind me in line. One of them says... "Oooh I'd like to stick him". Everyone turned around and so did I, and she says "We're nurses, stick him with a needle!". She was referring to vascularity and ease of finding a vein. That month was the most vascular I've ever been. I miss primo.
    That's funny because I have had an almost identical comment. It came at a rather inappropriate time though. I was at the hospital when my cousin was there because of cancer. I was near her bed with other family members, and a nurse came in to shoot something into her vein. When she noticed my arms, she commented on my veins and how she wished all of her patients had my vascularity.
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    I was getting my wisdom teeth pulled the doc told me he'd have trouble missing the "garden hose I'm my arm"
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    I heard a girl tell a guy from sudan he is looking more tanned...:s

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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    Not so much on my size, but I was at the store in March and 2 broads were behind me in line. One of them says... "Oooh I'd like to stick him". Everyone turned around and so did I, and she says "We're nurses, stick him with a needle!". She was referring to vascularity and ease of finding a vein. That month was the most vascular I've ever been. I miss primo.
    Funny! I get that vein thing all the time. I give blood routinely and you can see them all eyeing me up. They've gotten into the habit of asking me if they can use one of their "trainees" to insert the needle cause "I'm easy." Had to bite my lip at the "easy" comment. Told her she can stick me in the leg if she wanted to do something different. She refused.
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    Who is most vascular on here? I figure kel?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kelkel

    Funny! I get that vein thing all the time. I give blood routinely and you can see them all eyeing me up. They've gotten into the habit of asking me if they can use one of their "trainees" to insert the needle cause "I'm easy." Had to bite my lip at the "easy" comment. Told her she can stick me in the leg if she wanted to do something different. She refused.
    Even I could draw blood from YOUR views, blindfolded. LoL

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    I was in for blood work a while back. When the nurse turned my arm over she said " oooh that's nice I like that a lot.
    Had a crazy look in her eye.

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    Quote Originally Posted by noon
    I was in for blood work a while back. When the nurse turned my arm over she said " oooh that's nice I like that a lot.
    Had a crazy look in her eye.
    My veins are tiny and I never get that crazy look. Hahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by patrick4588 View Post
    Who is most vascular on here? I figure kel?
    Yes. His veins have their own shadows.
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