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    Simple things you should remember...

    When chopping a couple pounds of jalapenos or habenaros bare handed;
    A. Dont rub your eyes
    B. Dont scratch your nuts or tender bits
    C. Dont touch your junk when going to the bathroom

    When using Icy Hot;
    A. Dont rub your eyes
    B. Dont scratch your nuts or tender bits
    C. Dont touch your junk when going to the bathroom
    D. Put your underwear on BEFORE the cream so when you pull them on you dont rub it onto your junk

    Never put bulk salt or sugar in the same looking container, ever have a jug of tea with salt instead of sugar?
    If it's a 108* and you're wearing a wool beanie, don't complain about the heat you stupid hippster doufus
    Make sure you pick up ALL the dog turds BEFORE you use the weedeater


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    Back in my high school football days, I had a groin injury. What an idiot I was for rubbing icy hot on it. Thought my nuts where on fire. Never made that mistake again.

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    But it's fun to put a little icy hot or tiger balm on the outside of a condom to give your partner a little extra something. It might be the last something you get from them though. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    But it's fun to put a little icy hot or tiger balm on the outside of a condom to give your partner a little extra something. It might be the last something you get from them though. lol
    lol tigerbalm is the worst...

    -Beast Mode-

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    Never "fall asleep" at an Oakland Raider tailgate party!

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