How old is marcus300 really???

[Sgt. Hartman]

It seems like this dudes been 45 for as long as I can remember so I did a quick search on it.

Jan 2013 in his motivation thread he says he's 45:

Ive never been 250lbs in my teens, I'm 45 yrs old

ive never competed but ive been involved heavily in contests at certain times throughout the last 20 yrs

But then I found this pm from him January 2011:

I am 45yrs old been training since i was 18yrs old. The avy is around 4 yrs ago.

Then I came across this from April 2004:

No mate that was years ago I had the full body syntherol done, I'm 45 now.

I know they use some different methods of counting and measuring things in the UK so maybe their years are different and he's using some kind of UK metric year?

How old do you guys think he is in regular US years I'm guessing at least late 60's or 70's but I doubt he'll ever tell it seems he really really likes being 45.

[kelkel]

He's 45. It's the UK Space-Time-Continue-m thing....

[marcus300]

lmfao at your editing skills you cvnt

I am 45yrs old soon to be 46, its only weeks off

lol

[DCI]

Wouldn't have put you past a day over 66 man

[AD]

I am guessing... 300yrs old. Thats what the user name mean right?

[Sgt. Hartman]

lmfao at your editing skills you cvnt

I am 45yrs old soon to be 46, its only weeks off

lol

Edit??? Huh what????

[marcus300]

Edit??? Huh what????

yeh you cvnty bollocks lol

i'm 45 soon to be 46 but who cares i'm just a big old cvnt

[lovbyts]

It's all the Pharmacy grade HGH he is using that keeps he 45 forever....

[Sgt. Hartman]

It's actually a good idea, my profile page says 34 so I think I'm just gonna stick with it, in real life too.

[marcus300]

How old would you like me to be

[RaginCajun]

yeh you cvnty bollocks lol

i'm 45 soon to be 46 but who cares i'm just a big old cvnt

I am using this today the next time someone tells me something! hahaha, love it!

[RaginCajun]

How old would you like me to be

depends if you have on latex or not

[Times Roman]

yeh you cvnty bollocks lol

i'm 45 soon to be 46 but who cares i'm just a big old cvnt

now I'm really confused.....

so where in the spectrum between cvnt and royal right cvnt does cvntly bullocks fall?

[marcus300]

depends if you have on latex or not

At my age its fuking hard bending over to peel the suit on these days

[Sgt. Hartman]

How old would you like me to be

45 of course just like you've always been.

[gearbox]

It is marcus 300 cause my guess is he is Marcus or likes the name and is destined to be 300.lbs

[marcus300]

45 of course just like you've always been.

ive been 45 yrs old for 20 yrs

[kelkel]

At my age its fuking hard bending over to peel the suit on these days

Know the feeling. Leg day today too....

[Sgt. Hartman]

Man I haven't trained legs in 5 weeks and got at least another month off. My left calf is like fvcking jello

[HitIt]

i've been 18 for about 23 years...

[austinite]

You mad, Sgt?

[Sgt. Hartman]

On the contrary . Tomorrow is the greatest holiday of the year, eat drink and blow shit up all in excess.

[austinite]

On the contrary . Tomorrow is the greatest holiday of the year, eat drink and blow shit up all in excess.

Agreed!!!!!

[John Cluso]

On the contrary . Tomorrow is the greatest holiday of the year, eat drink and blow shit up all in excess.

What holiday is it??

[austinite]

What holiday is it??

You're no American Jedi if you don't know! Look at the calendar and note tomorrows date!

[John Cluso]

Got lots of fireworks.

[Sgt. Hartman]

What holiday is it??

The force is not strong with you bro.

[Hazard]

I've got tons of fireworks and no place to use em

Last time I set off a 500 grain mortar my neighbor came outside with a flashlight and checked the windows all around his house lol. It was THAT loud haha.

I'll admit..... I underestimated that one lol. Best part was my whole family ran inside and there's my old man..... Sittin in a chair on the deck smokin his cigar. When the neighbor came out my dad sat there acting like it never happened. Meanwhile there's a streak of smoke coming from our backyard where the mortar was shot.

[DCI]

PMSL, Haz, I could imagine that was a bit interesting with the negihbour.

[bdos]

Lmao perhaps 45 is his birthday as in 45BC?

[Hoggage_54]

[Sgt. Hartman]

I've got tons of fireworks and no place to use em

Last time I set off a 500 grain mortar my neighbor came outside with a flashlight and checked the windows all around his house lol. It was THAT loud haha.

I'll admit..... I underestimated that one lol. Best part was my whole family ran inside and there's my old man..... Sittin in a chair on the deck smokin his cigar. When the neighbor came out my dad sat there acting like it never happened. Meanwhile there's a streak of smoke coming from our backyard where the mortar was shot.

Haha sounds familiar.

I was shooting them off my inlaws sea wall last year. They were having a big party and I'd been back there giving it hell for a good while, absolutely polluted and burnt half the skin off my fingertips screwing around with lighters that didn't work lmao.

A bunch of people were outside and around the pool watching me so when there was a bright light in my eyes I thought it was someone from the party and told them to get the damn light out of my eyes. Then I hear a guy go sir we can either do this here or down at the station. Two cops had walked in the front door all the way through the house around the pool and were standing there watching me fumble with a pos lighter to light a big mortar. The crazy part is there was well over a hundred people there you'd think somebody would have said get chill out a minute the cops are here or at least I don't remember anyone saying the cops were there lmfao!

[Hazard]

Haha sounds familiar.

I was shooting them off my inlaws sea wall last year. They were having a big party and I'd been back there giving it hell for a good while, absolutely polluted and burnt half the skin off my fingertips screwing around with lighters that didn't work lmao.

A bunch of people were outside and around the pool watching me so when there was a bright light in my eyes I thought it was someone from the party and told them to get the damn light out of my eyes. Then I hear a guy go sir we can either do this here or down at the station. Two cops had walked in the front door all the way through the house around the pool and were standing there watching me fumble with a pos lighter to light a big mortar. The crazy part is there was well over a hundred people there you'd think somebody would have said get chill out a minute the cops are here or at least I don't remember anyone saying the cops were there lmfao!

Lololol that sucks. I was taken to the station when I was in high school. An old woman called the cops and said someone was shooting machine guns in the woods behind her house lol.

[Sgt. Hartman]

I think a machine gun would be quieter than some of those big mortars lol

[Hazard]

I think a machine gun would be quieter than some of those big mortars lol

Nah.... The time in high school I was lighting packs of 2000..... The little fvckers. 2000 came in a roll lol

[marcus300]

Off topic l. Keep on topic or thread will be closed

[tdoe11]

Haha awesome thread

[austinite]

Off topic l. Keep on topic or thread will be closed

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[gearbox]

See Marcus training just like dorian

[Sgt. Hartman]

Are you upset with me Marcus?

There's no better topic than the celebration our independence from the oppression we suffered under the Brits.