Da bears, da bulls, da hawks

Are you a Chicago Superfan? Do you believe that simply being in the vacinity of Ditka's mustache had far superior performace enhancing abilities than even the strongest cycle.

Ditka's glorious stache was in full bloom for the 84-85 Bears Super Bowl.

Phil Jackson Rocked the stache all 6 Chicago Bulls Championships.

Joel Quenneville had the stache when his Blackhawks won the Stanley Cup twice in only 4 years!

Is the mustache responsible for the greats like Michael Jordan, Walter Payton, or Patrick Kane?