That Funny Taste In Your Subway Sandwich Is Penis. Enjoy!

[MrKilliWiggle]

I had a job-training yesterday in Dublin, Ohio (hometown of our very own Ryan J!), in the ballroom of a Sheraton Hotel. We broke for lunch at around 12:30, and since I'm trying to lay off the worst of the worst fast food (a losing battle), I went looking for a Subway. My iron will melted at the site of a Chipotle though and I ended up making a decision that, at the time, had me feeling full of regret. And carnitas.

That is, until I saw the story about a Subway employee Instagram-ing his d*ck on company bread. In Dublin. At the same Subway I would have inevitably gone to.

The two "Sandwich Artists" - Ian Jett and Cameron Boggs - were employed at the Tuttle Mall store in Dublin, Ohio and decided to share a few of their self-created health violations on Instagram and Twitter. One of the photos shows a person placing his genitals on Subway's familiar bread loaf. The other shows a bottle of urine which was allegedly frozen "at work."

/curls up in a ball
//silently weeps

Basically, Chipotle saved my life yesterday. And it'll be a long-ass time before I set foot in another Subway.

[lstbred]

WTF is wrong with people?

[PurpleOnes]

I guess they don't pay employees enough at Subway so..... THEY ARE PROTESTING xD

[skaz915]

Luckily for me a rarely eat subway anymore. I treat subway as a "healthy cheat meal" and eat it maybe once every other month

[austinite]

Jared couldn't even save them now.

[Honkey_Kong]

Luckily for me a rarely eat subway anymore. I treat subway as a "healthy cheat meal" and eat it maybe once every other month

There is nothing healthy about Subway. There is really even only a couple low-calories subs and they're the crappy 6 inch ones. WTF is full from a 6 inch sub? And on top of that, they try to push a bag of potato chips and a soda on you too.

It's not even a good sub-sandwich place. Capriotti's beats the hell out of them.

[Gaspaco]

I like subway

[slfmade]

I miss chipotle like crazy, but it sure does save my diet not having one closer than 200 miles.

[austinite]

[Honkey_Kong]

I miss chipotle like crazy, but it sure does save my diet not having one closer than 200 miles.

You mean you haven't ever eaten here? In-N-Out Burger - North Hollywood - North Hollywood, CA

There isn't on on Radford, by the way. And Camrose is in the Hollywood Hills.

[slfmade]

You mean you haven't ever eaten here? In-N-Out Burger - North Hollywood - North Hollywood, CA

There isn't on on Radford, by the way. And Camrose is in the Hollywood Hills.

"Near" the in and out burger. Are we gonna split hairs here?

[Honkey_Kong]

"Near" the in and out burger. Are we gonna split hairs here?

Some burgers, some beers, a few laughs. Our fvcking troubles are over, Dude.

If I were In-n-Out, I'd open a location near Larry Seller's house.

[slfmade]

Some burgers, some beers, a few laughs. Our fvcking troubles are over, Dude.

If I were In-n-Out, I'd open a location near Larry Seller's house.

This is a very complicated case, Honkey Kong. You know, a lotta ins, a lotta outs, a lotta what-have-yous. And, uh, a lotta strands to keep in my head, man. Lotta strands in old Duder's head. Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.

[Honkey_Kong]

This is a very complicated case, Honkey Kong. You know, a lotta ins, a lotta outs, a lotta what-have-yous. And, uh, a lotta strands to keep in my head, man. Lotta strands in old Duder's head. Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.

Ja, uzzervize ve kill za girl. Ja, it seems you have forgotten our little deal, Lebowski. Ve don't care. Ve still vant za money, Lebowski, or ve fvck you up.

[slfmade]

Ja, uzzervize ve kill za girl. Ja, it seems you have forgotten our little deal, Lebowski. Ve don't care. Ve still vant za money, Lebowski, or ve fvck you up.

Fvcking Germans. Nothing changes. Fvcking Nazis

[DSM4Life]

I would still eat there.

[trigger happy]

Here in Australia in a small town someone broke into the local Hungry Jacks(burger king to the yanks) and took a crap on the hotplate.... i will never eat there again

[Cuz]

Here in Australia in a small town someone broke into the local Hungry Jacks(burger king to the yanks) and took a crap on the hotplate.... i will never eat there again

was it Euro?

[probuild42]

From the looks of it Ian Jett should be embarrassed! He doesn't measure up to that foot long!

[trigger happy]

Possibly then again the person was caught. Not sure what the penalties are for shitting on a bbq cant be a common offence

[powerlifterty16]

I had a job-training yesterday in Dublin, Ohio (hometown of our very own Ryan J!), in the ballroom of a Sheraton Hotel. We broke for lunch at around 12:30, and since I'm trying to lay off the worst of the worst fast food (a losing battle), I went looking for a Subway. My iron will melted at the site of a Chipotle though and I ended up making a decision that, at the time, had me feeling full of regret. And carnitas.

That is, until I saw the story about a Subway employee Instagram-ing his d*ck on company bread. In Dublin. At the same Subway I would have inevitably gone to.

The two "Sandwich Artists" - Ian Jett and Cameron Boggs - were employed at the Tuttle Mall store in Dublin, Ohio and decided to share a few of their self-created health violations on Instagram and Twitter. One of the photos shows a person placing his genitals on Subway's familiar bread loaf. The other shows a bottle of urine which was allegedly frozen "at work."

/curls up in a ball
//silently weeps

Basically, Chipotle saved my life yesterday. And it'll be a long-ass time before I set foot in another Subway.

the **** is wrong with people? the subway by me has the grimiest mother****ers ive ever seen. one long haired drug addict looking kid who sneezes all over the food. another kid who constantly wipes his nose and looks like he wants to kill himself, and some fat ****er who scratches his gingered afro.

Then the other subway, has workers who smoke. I dont think people who smoke should be allowed to work in food. I left when i saw him smoking.

[powerlifterty16]

There is nothing healthy about Subway. There is really even only a couple low-calories subs and they're the crappy 6 inch ones. WTF is full from a 6 inch sub? And on top of that, they try to push a bag of potato chips and a soda on you too.

It's not even a good sub-sandwich place. Capriotti's beats the hell out of them.

never heard of capriottis, are they national?
primo hoagies is really good. jersey mikes is ok too. charley's grilled subs is pretty good.

[Honkey_Kong]

never heard of capriottis, are they national?
primo hoagies is really good. jersey mikes is ok too. charley's grilled subs is pretty good.

They're in 16 states now.

[Rwy]

I eat subway once a week. My fiance and I sneak in a 6 inch to the movie theater with us

[Black]

I eat subway once a week. My fiance and I sneak in a 6 inch to the movie theater with us

I always sneak in a 7 1/2" to the movies every time.