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  1. 08-01-2013, 07:30 AM #1
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    Dog eats paralyzed man's testicles



    Dog eats paralyzed man's testicles - Dallas News | myFOXdfw.com
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    Quote Originally Posted by VEGAN-O-ROID View Post


    Dog eats paralyzed man's testicles - Dallas News | myFOXdfw.com
    Sometimes you feel like a nut...
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    Some things you just dont need to know or hear about.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts
    Some things you just dont need to know or hear about.
    This be one of those things... As if being paralyzed isn't bad enough.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    Some things you just dont need to know or hear about.
    Sorry. I couldn't handle bearing the burden of being the only one who heard. I guess if you had to choose...
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    Holy jeez! That's horrific
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    The story says he was partially paralyzed and sleeping nude. The dog was a recent adopted stray. Want to bet there is more to the story and it was just payback for the dog?
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    Many people jump to the peanut butter theory upon hearing this story... But why? Having no feeling below the waist is a good defense for any beasty shinanigans. I think the guy was just eating in bed, dropped some grub near his nub , didn't feel it being paralyzed and all, and passed out. The rest is history. My grandmother was a smart woman but she subscribed to The National Enquirer just for fun. I gotta admit I used to read those things when I went over to her house. This story might be too much of a sick-out even for TNE.
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    Coming soon to a pet store near you...

    Tasty Testis Treats for Rover.....Your pet will go Nuts over these...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shol'va View Post
    Coming soon to a pet store near you...

    Tasty Testis Treats for Rover.....Your pet will go Nuts over these...
    lol

    I heard Milkbone is coming out with one as well..

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