The Poetry Corner............

[Times Roman]

I sit on my ass
and watch TV all day,
I drink lots of beer
and put the Cheetos away.

But I want to get ripped
like the blokes at the gym
I want to lose fat
and get real slim.

I'm really not sure
what I should do
so i'll takes lots of tren
and maybe an oral or two.

It's been a few weeks
and for sure there's been gains
but my dick doesn't work
and I'm getting migraines.

My woman is pissed
since I cannot perform
I'm getting concerned
"Is this the norm?"

So I posted a thread
in the Q&A section
why is it that
I have lost my erection?

I'm only 18
and I'm really distraught
do I know about test?
(you would have thought!)

When I grow up
I want to try again
but first I will learn
what to do in the gym.

[Hoggage_54]

[bdos]

Awesome.

[austinite]

Roses are TITS
Violets are TITS
I like TITS.
TITS TITS TITS.

[bdos]

Waste not thy time in windy argument but let the matter drop
...is that a poem? Or toilet humour?

[Tron3219]

Waste not thy time in windy argument but let the matter drop
...is that a poem? Or toilet humour?

Here I sit so broken hearted...
...came to shit

But only farted

[bdos]

Here I sit so broken hearted...
...came to shit

But only farted

Laughed so hard i farted

[HitIt]

And now a Haiku:

Oh testosterone,
I sure do love your effects,
'Till the day I die.

[Times Roman]

Roses are TITS
Violets are TITS
I like TITS.
TITS TITS TITS.

You forgot to mention boobs.

Boobs are pretty incredible too.