woke up and was butt-naked locked outside my house!!

[CYCLEON]

had to post this over here - even I hafta laugh at it

new reason for laying off of the 1.4 (butenadiol) - went to bed late and took a goodly dose and about 7am or so i wake up with my hand on the doorknob trying to get back in my house!!!! How or why am i there I have no idea!! the good news is that im in the hallway and not actually outside, the bad news is there is nobody in my house to open the door, nor is the landlord who lives above me in this week (she has a key). the good news is that with a little work i can get in the window in my back yard, the bad news is to get there i hafta walk outside my door and half a block on a MAJOR street in beginning rush hour!

soooooo - i desperately look around for something and the onlything there is a pair of my girlfriends frilly, lacy baby blue underwear (torn a bit as a dust rag) : which is better than nothing im thinking - also strapped three small orange plastic bags around my waist that kinda looks like swim trunks from a distance (i hope). last measure is i see a flat cardboard box which i figure to carry on my side to shield me from the main flow of traffic. anyway, I step out and start walking briskly (but cant walk too fast or the bags will come apart). naturally there has to be someone coming strait at me on the sidewalk but luckily they didnt look very awake and passed by on the other side of my box.

finally, i snuck through my neigbors yard into the back of my house and jimmied the window. WHEW -

thought this would brighten u fellas day - i was laughing my butt off (once i got inside!)

[EXCESS]

and I'm laughing my butt off now!!! That brightened up my day, except now I'm crying from laughing so hard.

[pureanger]

Christ that was funny just what I need on a saturady morning that was great LOL

[dane26]

if you're gonna keep taking that stuff you should start sleeping with clothes on!

[Tobey]

I swear Cycleon,
I'm still laughing so hard I can barely type. Shit that was funny, Thanks for the post. I think that everyone has had at least 1 instance in their life (maybe more) that could be considered just as funny, but few have the balls to post it. Thanks for the post, it was one in a million.
Tobey

[Billy Boy]

hey that was funny bro- nice one

Billy

[Mike]

LOL you sick fuck

[CYCLEON]

heh heh - never quite the same again when you borrow a cup of sugar eh?

[dumbells101]

.....Finding yourself locked out in the buff, Priceless

[Tobey]

Naw Dumbell 101,
Finding yourself locked out side butnaked is horrifying. Now finding Heather Locklear locked outside butnaked,hmmmm, yep I have to say THAT would be priceless.
Tobey

[CYCLEON]

Originally posted by Tobey
Naw Dumbell 101,
Finding yourself locked out side butnaked is horrifying. Now finding Heather Locklear locked outside butnaked,hmmmm, yep I have to say THAT would be priceless.
Tobey

No, finding Heather Locklear locked around my waist buttnaked - THAT would be priceless - provided she can cook of course

[Nathan]

I remember that post. Funny stuff.

[elkins31]

That is absolutly sick. You are one sick fuck!

[Cycleon]

for the new guys - why you need to watch out when taking various substances!!

[Terinox]

Fucken classic...CLASSIC!!!

[Canes4Ever]

Originally posted by CYCLEON

finally, i snuck through my neigbors yard into the back of my house and jimmied the window. WHEW -

thought this would brighten u fellas day - i was laughing my butt off (once i got inside!)

I read this and that is why I PM'med you a bit earlier.... I was laughing my a** off too. Dude that has to be one of the funniest things I have heard in a while

[RON]

I remember this. Funny as hell. I was LMAO when I read it

[EXCESS]

Its still funny 6 months later!

[gymnut4u]

bro that is stand up material ,,,,I havent laughed that hard in a long time !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cycleon]

always a good read

[BMANN]

thanks for the laugh bro, keep'em coming.

[Nathan]

Stop bumping up your old posts you socially inept loser.

[Darko]

So what if it old or not, thats one funny post for the poeple who are new to the board (like me) to read. Thanks CYC for making my boring day a work a little entertaining.

[Cali]

LOL...I had missed this one till now!

[JP1570]

I'm impressed cyc, that was incredibly resourceful, but if I were you, I would have made 2 holes in the box and put it over my head so at least no one would know who the creepy guy in women's underwear was.

[The French Curler]

You must have the worst luck, Cycleon.

[PaPaPumP]

That was you? You need a little work on your lat spread, other than that...good show my man. How in the hell did I miss this one??! I just had a niec 15 min ab workout thanks to this...hell ya, now I don't have to do them tomorrow.

[palme]

[shorty2big]

that was great. Now I can go to sleep with a smile on my face and a lot of clothes.

[G Child]

This ish is too damn funny...

What's 1.4?

[EXCESS]

BUMP

[samoth]

OMG this is sooooo classic! haha

[Strut99GT]

LOL