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  1. 10-27-2013, 12:26 PM #1
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    Fitness Humor

    Happy Sunday! Interested to see what others can find and post. Hope the items below made ya smile!



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  2. 10-27-2013, 12:31 PM #2
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    The only exercise some people get is jumping to conclusions, running down their friends, side-stepping responsibility, and pushing their luck!

    Aerobics: a series of strenuous exercises which help convert fats, sugars, and starches into aches, pains, and cramps

    I do 5 sit-ups every morning. May not sound like much, but there's only so many times you can hit the snooze button.

    If you're on the treadmill next to me, the answer is Yes, we ARE racing!!!!
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  3. 10-27-2013, 12:34 PM #3
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    I love the last one " Dont make pie contact" to funny !

    Disclaimer-BG is presenting fictitious opinions and does in no way encourage nor condone the use of any illegal substances.
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    Everything was impossible until somebody did it!

    I've got 99 problems......but my squat/dead ain't one !!

    It doesnt matter how good looking she is, some where, some one is tired of her shit.

    Light travels faster then sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

    Great place to start researching ! http://forums.steroid.com/anabolic-s...-database.html

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    The trouble with jogging is that, by the time you realize you're not in shape for it, it's too far to walk back.

    God must love calories.....because he made so many!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard
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    Lmao....those are great Haz!

    Maybe it's because I love dogs.....but the dog humor always has me cracking up!!!!!
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    Love em, keep em coming.
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  9. 10-27-2013, 01:28 PM #9
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    Lol....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard
    Lol....
    Lol.....earth downs. Love it!



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    How the FAK did you post 8 images in one post?

    I demand a recount for all my posts that limited me to 5 images. Damn simleys taking up space and shit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MuscleInk View Post
    Lol.....earth downs. Love it!



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    BABY KELKEL
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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
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    I laughed.





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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite
    How the FAK did you post 8 images in one post?

    I demand a recount for all my posts that limited me to 5 images. Damn simleys taking up space and shit.
    I'm more specialer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by muscleink View Post
    i'm more specialer.
    reported!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
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    LoL the santa one got me
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    How I feel eating my cheat meal

    Asian guy laughing at his food - YouTube
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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite

    reported!
    Reported myself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MuscleInk View Post
    Reported myself.
    Report ignored...
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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite

    Report ignored...
    Report acknowledged...... On purpose
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    Report acknowledged...... On purpose
    Testicular shrinkage ordered,, acknowledged and F*CKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite

    Testicular shrinkage ordered,, acknowledged and F*CKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!
    I already have that order and its currently underway lol. Too late :-p
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    Hey hazard i cant figure out the one with the back is itchy biceps is to big? Im analyzing the photo i dont get it?
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    Cool guys. I like "so you drove to the gym to walk on~
    Then the "after leg day" And "I named my dog 5-miles". My wife had a laugh with me. ...crazy mike
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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy mike
    Cool guys. I like "so you drove to the gym to walk on~
    Then the "after leg day" And "I named my dog 5-miles". My wife had a laugh with me. ...crazy mike
    Hey buddy! Glad you smiled. Happiness is healthiness.
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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite

    Testicular shrinkage ordered,, acknowledged and F*CKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!
    Shrinkage on back order!!!!
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