Moving to India - if you live there, I have questions

Hi guys,

After 3 years in Germany my wife have accepted a job in India, Bangalore to be more exact. Except knowing nothing about the culture in India I know nothing about how-to eat there?!? How do I find protein (80% of people are Vegetarians)? Where do I buy food? I mean, I know just about zilch about how to live there and need advice. Can I buy AAS over legally? So many questions and so few answers. The only thing I know is that there is a Gold's Gym next to where I live so I will get a membership there :-)

Anyhow, if you live in India I have questions? If you know someone who lives there, please have them contact me.

Thank you in advance for helping!

:-)

Thanks
~T

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Wipe with your left hand and eat only with your right.

I will be living in this area if that helps anyone:http://goo.gl/maps/NfkNX

Thanks
~T

find a McDonalds

Tough crowd this morning. 2 replies and both of us being a smart ass, although my post was more relevant. lol

Don't have a cow, man.

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Originally Posted by lovbyts

Wipe with your left hand and eat only with your right.

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no way in hell i could wipe with my left!

About the only thing I can state is that parts of it have one h@ll of a rainy/monsoon season.

So, Left hand, Right hand, No Cow's, Mickey D's, and Rain. Got it :-)

~T

No, no cows.

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get ready to be very humid and hot. You can still get beef, chicken and stuff . Never been to India but have a pretty good idea about the culture. Cause I am from neighboring country. DONT stayout late at night if you do make sure you dont stop the car for anyone. When driving keep the car doors locked. I think Germany drives right hand side of the road so you are good there. If you see a hole in the ground thats your toilet. Dont be surprised if you dont see toilet paper some times they wash their asses. If you get into argument with someone wak away. if you go to purchase something like cloths etc and the shop keeper say 1000 ruppees I am pretty sure you can that same thing for 500 rupees learn to bargain and given the fact that you look different then them they will jack up the prices 3 times , trust me on this one.

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Originally Posted by --->>405<<---

no way in hell i could wipe with my left!

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I wipe elusively lefty and I'm right handed. How's that for some David Balne type magic :p

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Originally Posted by Docd187123

I wipe elusively lefty and I'm right handed. How's that for some David Balne type magic :p

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That's quite the feat..... I can't doit

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Originally Posted by Hazard

That's quite the feat..... I can't doit

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I've mastered the art of left handed wiping after years of practice.

To actually be productive in this thread: OP definitely don't eat beef in India. They eat different types of birds and fish a lot over there i believe.

Years of practice huh lmfao :)

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Originally Posted by Docd187123

I've mastered the art of left handed wiping after years of practice.

To actually be productive in this thread: OP definitely don't eat beef in India. They eat different types of birds and fish a lot over there i believe.

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Lol

That's a dangerous skill to learn. How many times did you dip your hand in the bowl or get some sh*t on you? Be honest

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Originally Posted by Sgt. Hartman

Years of practice huh lmfao :)

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Soon as I started to wipe on my own I dabbled with each hand a bit before finding my preference :)

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Originally Posted by jasc

Lol

That's a dangerous skill to learn. How many times did you dip your hand in the bowl or get some sh*t on you? Be honest

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If I gave out the actual number this thread might get moved to off topic unfortunately and I cannot do that to Tarmyg

You're prob not a cricket fan but Aussie legend cricketer Shane Warne used to take his own tins of baked beans while he was on tour in India.

600 million+ people living in poverty... hide anything of value and work on your cardio, you could find yourself running for your life.

Are you white? If you are, you are already a target so maybe work on your blackface makeup skills or sleep in a tanning bed every night.

Carry hand sanitizer with you everywhere you go.

Tell your wife to wear those anti-rape condoms anytime she leaves your place. As the top cop in India said, if you can't fight it, try and enjoy it.

I would stay behind and get a divorce.

Not being a dick here, but why'd you agree to it before looking at more information?

They love cricket over there man!!!!!!!!!!!!!f

http://www.buzzfeed.com/regajha/ways...thing?s=mobile

Bangalore is a big city, you can find almost anything over there. You can buy chicken and fish easily from the local butchers or from the supermarket. Yes, you can buy aas legally. just walk into any big pharmacy store, you just need to know the brand name of the aas you want. You can easily get testosterone, arimidex, hcg, nolvadex and clomid. If you need any other information , pm me.

Steroids are NOT legal here. That said, you can get them almost no questions asked in several pharmacies. Being an I presume white guy, youll have to be careful to not get ripped off or in trouble. Only pharm grade sust, test e and deca available. Winnie tablets too, 2mg per tab and a couple of other weak orals. Do NOT buy black market stuff whoever offers it to you, it will be fake and possibly dangerous.
Bangalore is pretty good weather, horrible roads and traffic. And you can get beef or pretty much anything here, only not in macDs. If you are in ITPL hit me up. No pms yet because post count not high enough but I'll check this thread again.