Might be hooking up with a distant friend's mom in a couple weeks. We made out at the bar last weekend and we are planning on getting together in a few weeks.
Any tips/advice?
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Might be hooking up with a distant friend's mom in a couple weeks. We made out at the bar last weekend and we are planning on getting together in a few weeks.
Any tips/advice?
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Nope, looks like you have everything in order.Originally Posted by Hoggage_54
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....don't?
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So not a good close friend? Have at it and make us proud. Full report due immediately post mom banging please.
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Pics or didn't happen! Advice none. What could go wrong
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Will do.
Hasn't happened so can't give pics yet. Will try.
You should be banned immediately.
Noted.
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admin's reading this thread
Keep us posted on the ensuing drama, if there is any
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stick it in her poopa
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I can hear you say that with your Australian accent haha
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Good luck and I hope your friend don't find out.
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A promotion is in order for you sir..... Based solely on that comment
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to orange?
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Do it right, Trimix.
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I concur. It should be noted that I don't usually do that with Haz.
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sticking it up the poopa?
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No need to bring up his hot sister.
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Lmao any little occasion and you are straight in there with the sister comments.
You need to check out haz's post in the sex drive thread or whatever it was called for his and I quote weekend where you will be calling on your dik lol
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I'll search it up!
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Lol his trimix will destroy anything you could ingest......
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Ahh great now DSM is gonna be upset ...lol
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Good luck mate i don't think i could bang a mates mum tho. Would be heaps awkward. " dude your mums a dirty sl** hahaha"
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akward yes especially if it's a close trusted mate, but if the mate knew and didn't care then it's open season on momsy.
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How dare you take it out of context!
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I think I threw up a little but lmao
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Wow..... Yea that was poorly written out lol
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I just said what others were thinking..lol
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She looks just like Haz
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I commend you for your outstanding morals Euro.
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Negative
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yeah I've been gone a while and well this post came up and I saw Kelkel there with his dangling participle and well....
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He is the most morally aware poster on this board don't ya know
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If it was a close friend, I would ask for permission before penetration.
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Who knew!
Pervs....it's why I like you guys.
Oh it dangles. PM on the way....yeah I've been gone a while and well this post came up and I saw Kelkel there with his dangling participle and well....
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Well in that case penetrate regenerate and repenetrate and don't discriminate, you degenerate......
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Stifler 's mom!!!
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Sounds as if you had your mind made up when you kissed her
Go scrog that thang down!
Make momma happy!
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Which one of your friend's mom is it?
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