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  1. 12-07-2013, 05:10 AM #1
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    Gym Crimes

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  2. 12-07-2013, 07:31 AM #2
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    lol..that was funny...

    creepy guys looking ay the gym class..

    construction boots and cut off shorts and flannel shirt..

    its funny no matter where u are u run across the same ppl in the gym
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    lmfao. Love it.

    And yes, circuit trainers... you all need to do this at 2 am. No other time.

    Get off my lawn.
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    old hairy men drying their old hairy saggy balls.... ahahahaha...

    flanel shirt.. who the fvck do think you are... classic..

    Love it - thanks for that. Just forwarded that to some buds..
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    hilarious...yes they're everywhere
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    Funny stuff.
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  7. 12-07-2013, 09:38 AM #7
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    I must admit. Farting does happen the odd time for me but hey we are human.

    Love the PT bit, so true especially for the poor women in the gym they have doing the most ludicrious up and down exercise shit with mad sets of curls or some other random crap I think they make up on the spot.

    Water jugg is true too and the keys phone etc on the bemch wtf like
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    Guy in the black is hot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Guy in the black is hot.
    Party foul, 5 yards - dsm. Resume funny comments
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Guy in the black is hot.
    Thank you
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    i thought so too
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    All good reasons to lift at home...
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    Spot on.
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  14. 12-08-2013, 01:11 AM #14
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    Who here doesn't bust ass in the gym? I used to be embarrassed of it, but if you let out a really stinky one, you can get the whole area to yourself. And it's a crime to look at the girls? Who isn't guilty of that?
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    Looking at girls is ok
    Committing acts of bioterrorism in order to control of an area of the gym is unforgivable.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Honkey_Kong View Post
    Who here doesn't bust ass in the gym? I used to be embarrassed of it, but if you let out a really stinky one, you can get the whole area to yourself. And it's a crime to look at the girls? Who isn't guilty of that?
    Time to change your brand of protein drink....
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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    Time to change your brand of protein drink....
    I don't see why I have to change. Besides, when other people bust ass, you just give them a dirty look and go back to what you're doing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Honkey_Kong View Post
    I don't see why I have to change. Besides, when other people bust ass, you just give them a dirty look and go back to what you're doing.
    Youd probably be suspended if it was planet fitness and the buzzer would go off. lol

    I have to admit, there are advantages to working out at 2am alone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    Youd probably be suspended if it was planet fitness and the buzzer would go off. lol

    I have to admit, there are advantages to working out at 2am alone.
    They have a buzzer that goes off? And man, it's not like you can hold that gas in. It hurts if you do. The worst ones are days where I eat a lot of cheese. I feel bad for everyone around me.
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    I know a guy whos a personal trainer who bullshits on and sound exactly like that. I can here him now shitting on about transverse abdominals and forearm flexors! He asks me to train with him on sat morning where he does 36 sets!
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    Quote Originally Posted by sawyer86 View Post
    I know a guy whos a personal trainer who bullshits on and sound exactly like that. I can here him now shitting on about transverse abdominals and forearm flexors! He asks me to train with him on sat morning where he does 36 sets!
    I've never actually seen anyone that I knew was a personal trainer do the bullshit workouts they get their clients to do.
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    Farting is a must in the gym its just brilliant to scare the fitness people out of the way lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by DCI
    Farting is a must in the gym its just brilliant to scare the fitness people out of the way lol
    Guilty.
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    Do cardio outside because that's where people should run....
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    Quote Originally Posted by DCI View Post
    Farting is a must in the gym its just brilliant to scare the fitness people out of the way lol
    You know what, I'm going to invest in a gas mask and eat some microwave burritos an hour before hitting the gym just to run those crossfit fvckers out. You know the really cheap ones with the extra bean and cheese.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    Do cardio outside because that's where people should run....
    Lmao true true


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    Guilty.
    Form an orderly q lol

    Honkey, I demand you report back
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