Back from Florida....for now

[DOSA]

i live in south florida....

no chicks are impressed with a mustang convertible... I have lurked for a very long time here, long time and Redz ur shit gets crazier and crazier...

mustang convertible....hillarious

[redz]

Ok we'll it worked for me.... I sold Mercedes for 7 years so I realize what a nice car is as I drove almost every MB there is. The mustang worked for me, I am perfectly aware how cheap they are.

[Shinalynn]

Sweet baby jesus this is the funniest thing I have read in forever. HAHAHA oh and this is what I drive! bahaha love it

[diesel101]

I owned a mustang once,then I quit the high school band,debate team,science club,sold the car and turned in my nerd card.

[DOSA]

^^^^^

Priceless

[redz]

I love the mustang hate it was a rental!

[Honkey_Kong]

Is a Camaro convertible hard top a chic car too?

I wouldn't call the Camaro a chic car. I always called them "poor man's corvettes." Usually, when you think of that car, you think of some hick sporting a mullet driving one of the 1970's or 80's models (and their car needs a lot of body work).

[DCI]

I love the mustang hate it was a rental!

You must be punished for your lack of concideration towards the more manlier cars that they had on offer at the rental, I bet you got a peasant V6?

This point is clearly more important than you going to your crazy ex for a dirty weekend etc etc

[diesel101]

I wouldn't call the Camaro a chic car. I always called them "poor man's corvettes." Usually, when you think of that car, you think of some hick sporting a mullet driving one of the 1970's or 80's models (and their car needs a lot of body work).

Especially if you look like Joe Dirt.

[redz]

Yes it was a v6 I drove a ton. Other cars would have cost more. I checked some Benz pricing before. I had more fun spending my money in other ways.

[jasc]

You must be punished for your lack of concideration towards the more manlier cars that they had on offer at the rental, I bet you got a peasant V6?

This point is clearly more important than you going to your crazy ex for a dirty weekend etc etc

Lmao

[DCI]

Yes it was a v6 I drove a ton. Other cars would have cost more. I checked some Benz pricing before. I had more fun spending my money in other ways.

Ohhh dear I don't think I can any respect for someone driving a V6 Mustang its like asking your mother for a lap dance, technically shes a woman but no, same for the V6 it's a mustang but just no no

[RaginCajun]

Ohhh dear I don't think I can any respect for someone driving a V6 Mustang its like asking your mother for a lap dance, technically shes a woman but no, same for the V6 it's a mustang but just no no

Hahahahaha!

[Black]

I wouldn't call the Camaro a chic car. I always called them "poor man's corvettes." Usually, when you think of that car, you think of some hick sporting a mullet driving one of the 1970's or 80's models (and their car needs a lot of body work).

Yep and his cousin drives a Trans-Am of the same look. Smokey and the Bandit made it a cool car, but now its a Mullett Machine. Oh well, they are actually poorly made cars anyway.

[DCI]

Yep and his cousin drives a Trans-Am of the same look. Smokey and the Bandit made it a cool car, but now its a Mullett Machine. Oh well, they are actually poorly made cars anyway.

How very dare you, smokey and the bandit has made trans am so cool that I am literally typing this message as I drive in mine with my mullet blowing gently in the air while I for no apparent reason finding my cousin attractive

[BG]

I started with a condom on but somehow it came off but atleast I had the sense not to cum in her again.

Try giving Trojan a call, sure they can make you some extra small in bulk.......

[lovbyts]

Try giving Trojan a call, sure they can make you some extra small in bulk.......

Hahahahaha I cant believe I passed up the opportunity to say that.

Ive never had that happen. The closest I have come to that is when my Costco size box ran out in Thailand I had to buy some Thai condoms and I did find a few times I only had a ring left on the shaft due to it breaking but never coming off. They can restrict blood flow due to being a bit snug. lol

Did you have fun fishing it out Redz?

I wouldn't call the Camaro a chic car. I always called them "poor man's corvettes." Usually, when you think of that car, you think of some hick sporting a mullet driving one of the 1970's or 80's models (and their car needs a lot of body work).

Careful now, it all depends on the year. It's not exactly a poor mans car if it's an older one. I kick myself for selling my 1967 SS several years ago. It's worth well over 20K now.

Cant knock all the V6 either. I have a V6 dual over head cam that produce 400hp at the wheels (525hp crank) and does mid 12 second quarter miles. It's the exception to the rule of course. lol

[redz]

She took the condom off. I'm pretty secure with what I got down there considering I'm white

[BG]

She took the condom off. I'm pretty secure with what I got down there considering I'm white

Sure thats why you said and I qoute...."I started with a condom on but somehow it came off". Its ok, some guys have small penis', atleast you are tall !

[BG]

Try rolling it down all the way and tuck your balls in it......that should work. If not you could use a zip tie !

[lovbyts]

Try rolling it down all the way and tuck your balls in it......that should work. If not you could use a zip tie !

Your on a roll yourself.

[DCI]

Cant knock all the V6 either. I have a V6 dual over head cam that produce 400hp at the wheels (525hp crank) and does mid 12 second quarter miles. It's the exception to the rule of course. lol

Hey, your is a turbo so we'll let that off. Sure my old car was a V6 but it's just too easy to pick at a V6 Mustang tbh

[Zodiac82]

Try giving Trojan a call, sure they can make you some extra small in bulk.......

Sure thats why you said and I qoute...."I started with a condom on but somehow it came off". Its ok, some guys have small penis', atleast you are tall !

Try rolling it down all the way and tuck your balls in it......that should work. If not you could use a zip tie !

Your on a roll yourself.

im starting to see a new comedic side to BG

[lovbyts]

Hey, your is a turbo so we'll let that off. Sure my old car was a V6 but it's just too easy to pick at a V6 Mustang tbh

Twin turbo... :-)

[lovbyts]

im starting to see a new comedic side to BG

I know right. The last month or so I have had to double check to see who the author was. He's coming out of his shell. LoL

[Zodiac82]

I know right. The last month or so I have had to double check to see who the author was. He's coming out of his shell. LoL

lol I kno..I've seen in it in a few other threads too

[BG]

lmao Im trying.

[fit2bOld]

All loads should be deposited in a non fertile opening.
Unless your planning a family.
Redz what with the whole crazy ex thing. Buy a fleshlight.

[DCI]

Twin turbo... :-)

Still no 2JZ-GTE

[DCI]

All loads should be deposited in a non fertile opening.
Unless your planning a family.
Redz what with the whole crazy ex thing. Buy a fleshlight.

I'm still waiting excitedly for this thread title, "but I came in her mouth" how is she pregnant

[DOSA]

Ohhh dear I don't think I can any respect for someone driving a V6 Mustang its like asking your mother for a lap dance, technically shes a woman but no, same for the V6 it's a mustang but just no no

holy shit, I just fell out of my chair laughing......Redz, u can try as much as you like, but the car you rented was a chick car....

[GirlyGymRat]

I wouldn't call the Camaro a chic car. I always called them "poor man's corvettes." Usually, when you think of that car, you think of some hick sporting a mullet driving one of the 1970's or 80's models (and their car needs a lot of body work).

And I have a mullet. Hahahahaha

[GirlyGymRat]

Sweet baby jesus this is the funniest thing I have read in forever. HAHAHA oh and this is what I drive! bahaha love it<img src="http://forums.steroid.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=147861"/>

Funny stuff!

[GirlyGymRat]

Ohhh dear I don't think I can any respect for someone driving a V6 Mustang its like asking your mother for a lap dance, technically shes a woman but no, same for the V6 it's a mustang but just no no

Double like the comparison!

[BG]

Chicks love Fiats and Mini Coopers too.. Were they out of those?

lmao !!! Imagine him cruising around with his head sticking out the sunroof !

[GirlyGymRat]

Redz. Did u get a job? Are you packing to move permanent? Will u be buying mustang convertible?

[Honkey_Kong]

And I have a mullet. Hahahahaha

You do? I was too busy looking at your legs to notice.

So GGR, as a woman, what car really does IT for you? Aside from the supercars and outrageously priced luxury vehicles, which car would you say sparks your interest the most?

[GirlyGymRat]

i convertibles and open to most but IF i had a choice, I AM the Auston Martin V8 Vantage Roadster. Settle for Porsche 911 Cabriolet. New corvette/Mini Roadster more in my price range. Beetle convertibles are cute.

You do? NO LOL I was too busy looking at your legs to notice. they do ok

So GGR, as a woman, what car really does IT for you? Aside from the supercars and outrageously priced luxury vehicles, which car would you say sparks your interest the most?

[Lunk1]

Dear Admin, could you put all of the Redz dating threads together under one thread please lol?

[Igifuno]

Try rolling it down all the way and tuck your balls in it......that should work. If not you could use a zip tie !