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  1. 01-23-2014, 04:26 PM #1
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    Emergency Birth at home

    Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her Mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.

    The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-year old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.

    Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place...

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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard View Post
    Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her Mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.

    The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-year old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.

    Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place...

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  3. 01-23-2014, 04:42 PM #3
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    Nice. Kids do say the funniest things. When my youngest was five she said, What the heck? I mean, what the hell?

    I was like, no babe, you had it right the first time.

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  4. 01-23-2014, 04:45 PM #4
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    haha, working too much, freezing my arse off, heading to see the big mouse and stay at the beach for 2 weeks in feb.. can't wait
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    Nice brother, good to see you pop in. Have fun on vacation. God knows it will be a lot warmer there
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    Hahaha!!

    I love kids, never know what they are going to say!

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    Hysterical. Could have told her that dad went in there first to make sure it was safe....
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    Funny but thought this was going to be some crazy you tube video
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