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Thread: passed up on my opportunity Saturday night

  1. 02-11-2014, 10:25 AM #1
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    passed up on my opportunity Saturday night

    So the chicks came over Saturday and the one girl had gained weight and her friend was this ghetto boy looking chick lol. Anyways we partied and went out but I wasn't down with banging them. A stripper ended up back at my place too but honestly she was too nasty to even imagine banging. So my story isn't too exciting this time but I did hook up with my recent ex on Sunday and gave it to her for about 40 minutes. Sorry for the disappointment ill do better next time lol.
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  2. 02-11-2014, 10:38 AM #2
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    You didn't blow your load it anyone!???? Epic Fail!
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    No pregnancy scare? What a crappy story.
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    Well I didn't use a condom with my sorta ex.
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    Quote Originally Posted by redz View Post
    Well I didn't use a condom with my sorta ex.
    Thatta boy!
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  6. 02-11-2014, 11:07 AM #6
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    I knew we could count on you REDZ!
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  8. 02-11-2014, 11:21 AM #8
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    No I'm still working on that chick to let me bang her in the a$$. I'm close.
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    Quote Originally Posted by redz View Post
    Well I didn't use a condom with my sorta ex.
    Those extra small condoms didn't arrive? Must be the weather. .......

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    Everything was impossible until somebody did it!

    I've got 99 problems......but my squat/dead ain't one !!

    It doesnt matter how good looking she is, some where, some one is tired of her shit.

    Light travels faster then sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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  10. 02-11-2014, 11:24 AM #10
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    ^^the only condoms I ever even wear are magnums. I'm very happy with what god gave me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by redz View Post
    No I'm still working on that chick to let me bang her in the a$$. I'm close.
    OMG I miss this forum..........................hahahahahhahahahaha hahha
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  12. 02-16-2014, 05:23 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by redz View Post
    Well I didn't use a condom with my sorta ex.
    ha ha ha!

    what fantasy land do you live in?

    what the hell is a "sorta ex"????
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    Quote Originally Posted by redz View Post
    ^^the only condoms I ever even wear are magnums. I'm very happy with what god gave me.
    Now we know why the last one got lost up inside of the ex.
    Next time get one that actually fits your dick, not your ego.
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  14. 02-16-2014, 09:48 AM #14
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    No condom has ever came off me, she took it off.
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    Sure she was so tight it pulled off.........
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    Everything was impossible until somebody did it!

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    It doesnt matter how good looking she is, some where, some one is tired of her shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BG View Post
    Sure she was so tight it pulled off.........
    Or he was so small it fell off and had to be fished out
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  17. 02-17-2014, 01:36 AM #17
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    Lol haha
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  18. 02-17-2014, 02:16 AM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by wmaousley View Post
    Or he was so small it fell off and had to be fished out
    Refer to post #13 above. lol
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  19. 02-17-2014, 03:19 AM #19
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    Did you at least fist your ex first?
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    Now if you was 1/2 as good as you claim.I really don't think you would be single.
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