you cant make this stuff up?

**JJ78** · 02-27-2014, 11:05 AM

LiveLeak.com - The craziest news story EVER!

**derekkpapa1** · 02-27-2014, 11:19 AM

People never heard of Craigslist or backpage wtf Farmington ct is right near Hartford ct plenty of hookers walking around there

**Bert** · 02-27-2014, 11:38 AM

I actually don't know if that was real or not.

**Black** · 02-27-2014, 11:43 AM

First off, poor cow. How terrible. You get raped, on camera and then hit by three cars. These wastes of life should have the same treatment done to them. Raped, filmed, then pushed out in front of cars. If you think its ok to fuvk animals in the first place, there is no rehabilitation that is going to do anything.

Think about it. "I used to fuvk cows, but I went to prison and was rehabilitated. They taught me that fuvking cows was wrong. Thanks government!"

Now, let the jokes begin.

**Black** · 02-27-2014, 11:45 AM

Originally Posted by AshopRep

I actually don't know if that was real or not.

If it wasn't real, then those guys lives are ruined forever.

I bet they run a beastiality website. Seriously.

**JJ78** · 02-27-2014, 02:41 PM

Yeah, not sure if a joke or not, but if it is real, it might be a sign that things might be coming to an end.

**derekkpapa1** · 02-27-2014, 03:41 PM

I think it's real I googled it and it's every where-but that don't mean shit

**--->>405<<---** · 02-27-2014, 03:50 PM

well the "news" guy said when they got there the man was "actively having sex with the cow." that seems unlikely. i call BS

have yall ever been around a cow for any period of time? they freaking stink like shit and shoot shit out of their asses at random times all the time. theyre freaking disgusting and the furthest thing u could think of would be sex..

**Black** · 02-27-2014, 04:10 PM

Originally Posted by --->>405<<---

well the "news" guy said when they got there the man was "actively having sex with the cow." that seems unlikely. i call BS

have yall ever been around a cow for any period of time? they freaking stink like shit and shoot shit out of their asses at random times all the time. theyre freaking disgusting and the furthest thing u could think of would be sex..

I do find it strangely coincidental that the news showed up during the raping. Unless they got a tip from Old McDonald.

**JJ78** · 02-27-2014, 04:25 PM

405 He said "actively having sex with cow, naked, covered in Jell-o?"

**JJ78** · 02-27-2014, 04:26 PM

I kind of would like to see the footage. Is that weird? Probably be pretty funny.

**derekkpapa1** · 02-27-2014, 05:11 PM

Don't them sick fvcks prefer goats anyway

**slfmade** · 02-27-2014, 05:14 PM

Originally Posted by JJ78

I kind of would like to see the footage. Is that weird? Probably be pretty funny.

Yep.....

**Black** · 02-27-2014, 05:46 PM

Originally Posted by JJ78

405 He said "actively having sex with cow, naked, covered in Jell-o?"

He did say Jell-o? I didn't realize that. Pretty sketchy now that they would say that. I mean, having sex with a cow I get. But covered in Jell-o?! Come'on, do they think we are a bunch of fart heads!?

**--->>405<<---** · 02-27-2014, 06:41 PM

Originally Posted by JJ78

I kind of would like to see the footage. Is that weird? Probably be pretty funny.

I googled it to see what hit. A bunch of porn came up lol. I didnt look at any of it.. lol

**slfmade** · 02-27-2014, 06:48 PM

Originally Posted by --->>405<<---

I googled it to see what hit. A bunch of porn came up lol. I didnt look at any of it.. lol

That's not true. I just hacked your computer and your history shows you spent the last 32 min reading the E-book "So you've mastered the art of beastality, now what?" So what do you have to say for yourself?

**--->>405<<---** · 02-27-2014, 07:00 PM

Originally Posted by slfmade

That's not true. I just hacked your computer and your history shows you spent the last 32 min reading the E-book "So you've mastered the art of beastality, now what?" So what do you have to say for yourself?

Dang it! I knew first i shouldve read:
"HOW TO EFFECTIVELY, AND WITHOUT AROUSING SUSPICION, LIE ON THE INTERNET"

**slfmade** · 02-27-2014, 08:04 PM

Originally Posted by --->>405<<---

Dang it! I knew first i shouldve read:
"HOW TO EFFECTIVELY, AND WITHOUT AROUSING SUSPICION, LIE ON THE INTERNET"

Yeah you should've. It's a good read. I have the hard copy and the ebook. lol

**austinite** · 02-27-2014, 08:06 PM

Someone having intercourse with cows?

Oh, Team Hazard! You done it again!

**Hazard** · 02-27-2014, 08:50 PM

Originally Posted by austinite

Someone having intercourse with cows?

Oh, Team Hazard! You done it again!

Fool

**austinite** · 02-27-2014, 09:01 PM

Originally Posted by Hazard

Fool

You're the best, Haz!

**Hazard** · 02-27-2014, 09:07 PM

Originally Posted by austinite

You're the best, Haz!

Lol tanx buddy

My girl made sancocho tonight and got presidente beer to mark the Dominican Independance day. I'm going to celebrate by slappin that donkey on her back haha

**austinite** · 02-27-2014, 09:16 PM

Originally Posted by Hazard

Lol tanx buddy

My girl made sancocho tonight and got presidente beer to mark the Dominican Independance day. I'm going to celebrate by slappin that donkey on her back haha

lol. Sounds like fun!

**Black** · 02-28-2014, 07:23 AM

Originally Posted by Hazard

Lol tanx buddy

My girl made sancocho tonight and got presidente beer to mark the Dominican Independance day. I'm going to celebrate by slappin that donkey on her back haha

Cows, now donkeys! I'm outta here before PETA shows up.

**--->>405<<---** · 02-28-2014, 11:02 AM

well in light of this thread i know yall will appreciate what i saw last night about 0100 as i was on my way home from work. when i passed it i was going too fast to identify what it was, so i had to stop, turn around, and drive back and shine my headlights on it to make it out.

**Shol'va** · 02-28-2014, 08:58 PM

Farm boys prefer sheep...

**JJ78** · 03-01-2014, 03:30 AM

to clear my statement up. Not interested in watching the act, but to see some dude covered in jell-o trying to have intercourse with a cow, would be a strange, but memorable site.
not sure how that is even possible without a step ladder?