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  1. 02-28-2014, 02:23 AM #1
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    Guess What's Going on in Public Schools Today?

    Substitute teacher, 72, arrested for furiously masturbating in high school hallway

    Yeah.....
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  2. 02-28-2014, 04:24 AM #2
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    Oh Jesus Christ. They are looking for the students who may have seen him to see if they need counseling??? WTF? Let they laugh and gossip about it and get on with their life.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Honkey_Kong
    Substitute teacher, 72, arrested for furiously masturbating in high school hallway Yeah.....

    Hahahaha, "furiously" masturbating!

    Old geezer must have been mad!
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  5. 02-28-2014, 05:28 AM #5
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    I had a student happily masturbating as he walked up and down the corridor! I cannot even guess why at 72!

    Maybe he was told it would make him blind and now he is, he is celebrating!

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  7. 02-28-2014, 06:04 AM #7
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    The word "furiously" made the headline.
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    That article was just terribly written...
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  10. 02-28-2014, 03:09 PM #10
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    Damn. I thought you masterbated or you didn't. I had never realized there were degrees or levels of masturbation. So if you furiously masterbated was that masterbation while angry or an accelerated form as in "fast and furious" masterbation?

    EDIT: I wonder if anyone has mad a porn called, "Fast and Furious Fornication". Sounds catchy. Lol
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    I'm more of a post office masterbator myself
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    Quote Originally Posted by noon
    I'm more of a post office masterbator myself
    That's a federal offense..... Livin on the edge lmao
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    The cow fvcking and now this? Man, Connecticut is going to sh!t real quick.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dante Diamond
    The cow fvcking and now this? Man, Connecticut is going to sh!t real quick.
    Lol I live in Connecticut.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Venom View Post

    Lol I live in Connecticut.
    Get out of there brother while you still can!
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    Is there any other way to masterbate? Im talking about the furiously part and not the at school part. : )
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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat
    I always thought it meant alone time. Lol
    ^Alone and away time.
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    An nobody gets to "fix" my replies in this thread. No one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat View Post
    I always thought it meant a long and hard time. Lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dante Diamond
    Get out of there brother while you still can!
    Haha right. It's bad enough I have to worry about getting shot wherever I go, now I have to worry about catching a wad to the face.
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    guess what's going on in public schools today? Kids on welfare are getting free lunch and health insurance? It's the first of the month checks are in the mailboxes
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    Quote Originally Posted by BG

    fixed
    Reported. Blahahahahaha :P
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