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  1. 03-09-2014, 03:27 PM #1
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    Funny time in Canada

    Years ago I was a snowmobile trip and we had stopped at this bar/strip club in the Middle of nowhere . The place does not even open till the trails open and they make a killing serving up a grand ole time. So any way I have been riding for hours when we got to the place I head straight for the bathroom to take a leak . I'm standing there pissing and this fifty ish year old guy come spilling thru the doors drops his pants to his ankles tightly whites and all and slings this set of saggy balls up INTO the sink. I mean this guys sack was like 8 inches long. And starts soaping them up. And here I am like WTF. So I say what the hell are you doing. He give this deep rumbling laugh and says I have been riding for ever. And I'm bout to stuff these things in some poor young girls mouth. The least I can do is wash them.
    Just wAnted to share. The bj post reminded me of this
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    Awesome
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    Bahahaha thats thoughtful of him
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    Oh it was insane
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    got directions I like bj's
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    Nice story.
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    And this place is located exactly where??? Google map requested. lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    And this place is located exactly where??? Google map requested. lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Honkey_Kong View Post

    Nice... I watched the first 20 minutes of that show at least 5x almost up to the bar scene before seeing that and realize what it was all about. Talk about a twist. lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    Nice... I watched the first 20 minutes of that show at least 5x almost up to the bar scene before seeing that and realize what it was all about. Talk about a twist. lol
    Yeah, it looked like it was going to be just another getaway type movie. Then BAM, Salma Hayek saved the day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Honkey_Kong View Post
    Yeah, it looked like it was going to be just another getaway type movie. Then BAM, Salma Hayek saved the day.
    Yeah I was like WTF did I just see when she was dancing on the table in the bar.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    Yeah I was like WTF did I just see when she was dancing on the table in the bar.
    Oh my God, she was soooooo hot in that movie. That body she's got and her face. She was practically perfect there.
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