Unspoken Rules of a Locker room

[JinNtonic]

^^^ that would be abit musky.

[Black]

Sadly the female locker rooms aren't much better. I am shocked to find women are slobs and disrespectful towards others. I feel for the cleaning crew. One gal actually took soap and wrote a nasty message to the cleaning on the mirror. I was like how does this help matters?

Don't leave your swim board, shoes, clothes bag on the floor and bench while u taking a 15 min shower.

Don't open the locker door directly above me while I am trying to put on my bra and panties. Seriously just give me 5 seconds. There is no need to be so close at that precise time.

Flush the toilet periodically if having a large discharge. There is no reason to fill toilet tissue to cause a clog. You CAN flush more than once?

Don't solicit me to buy whatever multi level marketing products u r selling. I do not come to the gym to shop.

Is it bad if just reading the word 'panties' is a turn-on?

[Capebuffalo]

Is it bad if just reading the word 'panties' is a turn-on?

I didn't get past the large dumps.

[Honkey_Kong]

Is it bad if just reading the word 'panties' is a turn-on?

She said 'bra' too.

[Honkey_Kong]

I didn't get past the large dumps.

I could get past that and I'll tell you why too. Everybody knows that women don't do #2s. So it's impossible for a woman in there to leave a large discharge in the toilet. She's speaking hypothetically.

[Hoggage_54]

Sadly the female locker rooms aren't much better. I am shocked to find women are slobs and disrespectful towards others. I feel for the cleaning crew. One gal actually took soap and wrote a nasty message to the cleaning on the mirror. I was like how does this help matters?


Don't leave your swim board, shoes, clothes bag on the floor and bench while u taking a 15 min shower.

Don't open the locker door directly above me while I am trying to put on my bra and panties. Seriously just give me 5 seconds. There is no need to be so close at that precise time.

Flush the toilet periodically if having a large discharge. There is no reason to fill toilet tissue to cause a clog. You CAN flush more than once?

Don't solicit me to buy whatever multi level marketing products u r selling. I do not come to the gym to shop.

Do women have hot lesbian sex in the change room and showers like they do in the movies?

[Black]

Do women have hot lesbian sex in the change room and showers like they do in the movies?

Oh yeah, they do. Also, every time my wife goes out with her friends they end the night with a pillow fight in one of their beds, just wearing bras and panties.

I always ask her when is it going to be her turn to use our bed. She looks at me like I'm retarded, but she's just trying to throw me off.

[probuild42]

Dont warm up and stretch naked in the locker room. There is a fat old guy at my gym that does this. F'ing gross. I just threw up a little.

[Hazard]

I could get past that and I'll tell you why too. Everybody knows that women don't do #2s. So it's impossible for a woman in there to leave a large discharge in the toilet. She's speaking hypothetically.

*like*

[Hoggage_54]

Oh yeah, they do. Also, every time my wife goes out with her friends they end the night with a pillow fight in one of their beds, just wearing bras and panties.

I always ask her when is it going to be her turn to use our bed. She looks at me like I'm retarded, but she's just trying to throw me off.

[tarmyg]

I had a guy walk up to me in the shower, touch my penis, look me straight in the eyes and say N i c e. I was in such a shock that I never ended up doing anyting but never ever took a shower there again and never saw the guy.

I would put touching another man's private parts on the top of my list.

~T

[Hazard]

I had a guy walk up to me in the shower, touch my penis, look me straight in the eyes and say N i c e. I was in such a shock that I never ended up doing anyting but never ever took a shower there again and never saw the guy.

I would put touching another man's private parts on the top of my list.

~T

Ughhhhhh I woulda cracked him in the face...... I can't even imagine someone doing that

[DSM4Life]

I had a guy walk up to me in the shower, touch my penis, look me straight in the eyes and say N i c e. I was in such a shock that I never ended up doing anyting but never ever took a shower there again and never saw the guy.

I would put touching another man's private parts on the top of my list.

~T

Everyone has done this to another guy at least once in their lives.

[redhawk01]

After a shower do women use the hand dryers to air dry their vaginas?

Lmao, i can see it now.

[Capebuffalo]

Everyone has done this to another guy at least once in their lives.

Where we you 3/11/12?

[DOSA]

Tarmyg

what the hell do you mean this happened?

that is a horrible story man, i just fell out of my chair.

who the hell allows that to happen?

[scotty51312]

I had a guy walk up to me in the shower, touch my penis, look me straight in the eyes and say N i c e. I was in such a shock that I never ended up doing anyting but never ever took a shower there again and never saw the guy.

I would put touching another man's private parts on the top of my list.

~T

And your complaining, I can't even get a handshake or a fist bump in my gym. As much as membership costs I think I should get a free handy every day. I can close my eyes and pretend its a chick if they talk in a girly voice

[Back In Black]

Ughhhhhh I woulda discharged onto his face...... I can't even imagine someone doing that

Dirty Haz!

[scotty51312]

Dirty Haz!

LOL I nearly choked on my drink when i read that

[BG]

I had a guy walk up to me in the shower, touch my penis, look me straight in the eyes and say N i c e. I was in such a shock that I never ended up doing anyting but never ever took a shower there again and never saw the guy.

I would put touching another man's private parts on the top of my list.

~T

No way. Wait you Swedes are that laid back ?

[MuscleInk]

If you're 80 yrs old keep your saggy ball sack off the floor

The floor is cool and feels good on my saggy ball sack.

[probuild42]

^^ oh ya nothing like a cold tile floor to lay on after intense cardio naked^^

[cca]

Everyone has done this to another guy at least once in their lives.

No. No we haven't.

Except for that one time, at band camp ...

[Hazard]

Dirty Haz!

I hate u lmao