Unspoken Rules of a Locker room

[scotty51312]

A friend of mine and I were having this conversation today. We were joking around about how gyms should hand out a sheet of rules on locker room etiquette when you sign up. Heres a few we came up with, feel free to add your own.

1. The hand dryer is for hands, not testicles, taints or asscracks.

2. There is to be no manscaping in the sauna.

3. Do not continue conversations with people who are on the shitter.

4. Don't use the sinks to wash your dirty jock strap.

These are based on things we've actually been witness to. I'd like to hear what everyone else has to add

[Honkey_Kong]

5. Don't be that creepy guy that stands in the locker room with sunglasses on watching the other guys get dressed.

[lovbyts]

6 wear a towel when finished in the shower.
7 No having conversations when naked.
8 put underwear on asap after shower
9 no sitting between teen girls in the hot tub. Wait, no that one is ok.

[Honkey_Kong]

6 wear a towel when finished in the shower.
7 No having conversations when naked.
8 put underwear on asap after shower
9 no sitting between teen girls in the hot tub. Wait, no that one is ok.

Feeling alright? You're not ill or anything, right?

[ironbeck]

Feeling alright? You're not ill or anything, right?

Yes he is 18 teen, 19 teen lol

[ickythump]

Get your weeks worth of clothes and toiletries off the bench so I can get my stuff out of my bag

[ironbeck]

No loitering
No meat gazing
No taking 5 day shits and peeling the paint.

[scotty51312]

a 10 minute conversation on the phone sitting down on a bench while others are waiting for a spot to change is considered being a douchebag and should be punished by severe beating

[DSM4Life]

Taking a $hit with no shoes (or anything) on your feet.

[king6 II]

Don't use the urinal next to me when the ones on the end are open.

[--->>405<<---]

I noticed a guy in the shower awhile back i suspected was staring at me, which was confirmed when i caught him trying to hide his semi hard on.... he then proceeded to get out of there quickly.

Needless to say i feel icky when around him naked now...

Thanks for sharing..

(No fantasizing at other guys' ass and cocks in case yall didnt get it)

[diesel101]

No mixing pre or post workout shakes on the bench thinking its a high tech laboratory experiment and if you do clean up youre mess!

[diesel101]

Don't use the urinal next to me when the ones on the end are open.

Sorry about that I was feeling lonely that day.

[king6 II]

Don't wear string bikini briefs or anything else considered exotic.

[Honkey_Kong]

Taking a $hit with no shoes (or anything) on your feet.

With the risk of athlete's foot and warts at the gym, I don't know why anyone would walk around barefoot at in a locker room.

[Capebuffalo]

If you're 80 yrs old keep your saggy ball sack off the floor

[DontTaseMeBro]

1. clean up after yourself - ur mom doesn't work out here.
2. keep ur crap out of my area
3. give a courtesy flush at least every 2 minutes. we don't want to smell ur crap.

[Oki-Des]

Oh my god, where do you guys work out. Lol. I have never seen anything this horrible. I don't know if I would go in a locker room if it was as bad as this. The funniest though is someone drying their ass crack on the hand dryer.

[JAB1]

Clothes the damn locker after you get your sh*t out of it!! That one drives me nuts.

I am guilty of mixing my shakes on the bench, been doing that since staff bitched at me for using the tables at the enty area...

[JinNtonic]

So glad I workout at home...

[scotty51312]

Oh my god, where do you guys work out. Lol. I have never seen anything this horrible. I don't know if I would go in a locker room if it was as bad as this. The funniest though is someone drying their ass crack on the hand dryer.

I saw this personally at an LA fitness. The sauna door faced the showers. The guy got out of the shower naked no towel walked out to the sink area to the soap dispenser and prceded to get hands full of soap to lather up his man parts. Then went back to the shower, got out used like 20 paper towel to dry his torso, then fondled himself under the hand dryer before finally turning around and spreading his cheeks. (sorry if this is exciting you DSM)

[diesel101]

Clothes the damn locker after you get your sh*t out of it!! That one drives me nuts.

I am guilty of mixing my shakes on the bench, been doing that since staff bitched at me for using the tables at the enty area...

You bastard how dare you!

[Capebuffalo]

I saw this personally at an LA fitness. The sauna door faced the showers. The guy got out of the shower naked no towel walked out to the sink area to the soap dispenser and prceded to get hands full of soap to lather up his man parts. Then went back to the shower, got out used like 20 paper towel to dry his torso, then fondled himself under the hand dryer before finally turning around and spreading his cheeks. (sorry if this is exciting you DSM)

Also at an LA Fitness. A guy in the shower would lather his penis up until semi hard. Then would stand at the front of the shower looking at everyone. Lather back up walk back out over and over for about 20 min. Everybody in the locker room who showered were talking about him. Some didn't find it amusing.

[noon]

If you're 80 yrs old keep your saggy ball sack off the floor

Lol that's a good one

[Dpyle]

All these things are what keep me hitting my sessions at 4:30 in the am. Don't have to deal with any of this.

[trikydik]

Here's another...

Don't talk to me while I am taking a leak!

[Igifuno]

What's wrong with mixing your shake on the locker room bench after the session?

Use the shower for a shower, not the sink to wash your pits, face and hair. People spit in that sink.. Nasty.

[diesel101]

What's wrong with mixing your shake on the locker room bench after the session?

Use the shower for a shower, not the sink to wash your pits, face and hair. People spit in that sink.. Nasty.

Nothing wrong with mixing the shake as long as you dont spill half of the powder and leave it on the bench.

[Igifuno]

Nothing wrong with mixing the shake as long as you dont spill half of the powder and leave it on the bench.

Yeah that's not cool. How the hell does that happen? What a waste..

[diesel101]

Yeah that's not cool. How the hell does that happen? What a waste..

Sloppy punk ass kids that are trying to measure out 4 secret ingredients to mix.
Oh yea its gonna make them big quick just ask them.

[Igifuno]

Sloppy punk ass kids that are trying to measure out 4 secret ingredients to mix.

Wait, you were talking about actually mixing it in the gym? I'm only talking about putting water in my sports blender. Lol

[diesel101]

One day it looked like a flipping science experiment.

[Igifuno]

One day it looked like a flipping science experiment.

That's when I would feel compelled to say, what the fvck are you doing?

[diesel101]

That's when I would feel compelled to say, what the fvck are you doing?

One of the guys did say those exact words and then they tried to explain nutrition to three of us as we were all laughing.

[kelkel]

So glad I workout at home...

Yep. Don't think I could ever work out in a commercial gym again. I have zero patience and I know I'd smack some ahole.

Here's another...

Don't talk to me while I am taking a leak!

Multi-tasking can be tough!

[scotty51312]

I used to manage a franchise gym, where some 19 year olds all came in at night and it was almost as if it was a contest to see who could bring in the most supps in a gym bag. And they looked as if they were comparing the size of their protein containers as they would the size of their recently dropped balls.

I joked often about bringing in a 50gallon drum of whey on a fork lift each night

[GirlyGymRat]

Sadly the female locker rooms aren't much better. I am shocked to find women are slobs and disrespectful towards others. I feel for the cleaning crew. One gal actually took soap and wrote a nasty message to the cleaning on the mirror. I was like how does this help matters?


Don't leave your swim board, shoes, clothes bag on the floor and bench while u taking a 15 min shower.

Don't open the locker door directly above me while I am trying to put on my bra and panties. Seriously just give me 5 seconds. There is no need to be so close at that precise time.

Flush the toilet periodically if having a large discharge. There is no reason to fill toilet tissue to cause a clog. You CAN flush more than once?

Don't solicit me to buy whatever multi level marketing products u r selling. I do not come to the gym to shop.

[Honkey_Kong]

Sadly the female locker rooms aren't much better. I am shocked to find women are slobs and disrespectful towards others. I feel for the cleaning crew. One gal actually took soap and wrote a nasty message to the cleaning on the mirror. I was like how does this help matters?


Don't leave your swim board, shoes, clothes bag on the floor and bench while u taking a 15 min shower.

Don't open the locker door directly above me while I am trying to put on my bra and panties. Seriously just give me 5 seconds. There is no need to be so close at that precise time.

Flush the toilet periodically if having a large discharge. There is no reason to fill toilet tissue to cause a clog. You CAN flush more than once?

Don't solicit me to buy whatever multi level marketing products u r selling. I do not come to the gym to shop.

How often do you get solicited by pyramid schemers at the gym? That would be something I'd immediately complain to management about.

[AD]

Sadly the female locker rooms aren't much better. I am shocked to find women are slobs and disrespectful towards others. I feel for the cleaning crew. One gal actually took soap and wrote a nasty message to the cleaning on the mirror. I was like how does this help matters?


Don't leave your swim board, shoes, clothes bag on the floor and bench while u taking a 15 min shower.

Don't open the locker door directly above me while I am trying to put on my bra and panties. Seriously just give me 5 seconds. There is no need to be so close at that precise time.

Flush the toilet periodically if having a large discharge. There is no reason to fill toilet tissue to cause a clog. You CAN flush more than once?

Don't solicit me to buy whatever multi level marketing products u r selling. I do not come to the gym to shop.

point number 3 is of particular interest. i have to read it a few times.

[DSM4Life]

Sadly the female locker rooms aren't much better. I am shocked to find women are slobs and disrespectful towards others. I feel for the cleaning crew. One gal actually took soap and wrote a nasty message to the cleaning on the mirror. I was like how does this help matters?


Don't leave your swim board, shoes, clothes bag on the floor and bench while u taking a 15 min shower.

Don't open the locker door directly above me while I am trying to put on my bra and panties. Seriously just give me 5 seconds. There is no need to be so close at that precise time.

Flush the toilet periodically if having a large discharge. There is no reason to fill toilet tissue to cause a clog. You CAN flush more than once?

Don't solicit me to buy whatever multi level marketing products u r selling. I do not come to the gym to shop.

After a shower do women use the hand dryers to air dry their vaginas?