The how to pick up on girls thread!!

[probuild42]

Ok so Ive never been a ladies man! But since my body has changed I am getting more attention from the opposite sex! (this is good)

A little background on me. I was with my X since I was 22, we have been split for 2 years. She tanted me bad! I also just broke up with my GF of the last year. I am 33 this month. My new plain is the rule of large numbers. Try to hook up with as many girls as possible and weed out the wicked.

So I recently got a promtion and went to Mens Wearhouse and bought new suits. The girl that helped me was really hot. I got her number and we have been texting for last two months. Turns out she is a stripper (just got austinite's attention) in her night life/other job at one of the premier clubs in big city where I live. She was reluctant to to share but not conversative once we started talking.

My head down low just wants to have fun with this and follow the white rabbit! My head above water says run!

Oh way share your stories of your wild and fun hook up stories! (excluding hookers)

[austinite]

I'll leave you with the same advice my father left me...

[probuild42]

Please share!

[NaturalUN]

A good friend of mine was dating a stripper, eventually he couldn't get his head around the fact she was a stripper and the nature of her job. He left her, against all the LADvice we gave him... He didn't even bone her.... FAG!
But depends if it bothers you enough to have a proper relationship with her, just either accept it and start something with her or just don't bother if you can't handle it or won't ever end well.. Hit that SH*T for sure though..

[Euroholic]

Well do you just want to add feathers to your cap or are you looking for companionship?

[RaginCajun]

I'll leave you with the same advice my father left me...

What about your mom?

[slfmade]

I'll leave you with the same advice my father left me...

The truest words ever spoken!!!!!

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why would u want us to exclude the hooker stories??

[probuild42]

A good friend of mine was dating a stripper, eventually he couldn't get his head around the fact she was a stripper and the nature of her job. He left her, against all the LADvice we gave him... He didn't even bone her.... FAG!
But depends if it bothers you enough to have a proper relationship with her, just either accept it and start something with her or just don't bother if you can't handle it or won't ever end well.. Hit that SH*T for sure though..

It wont bother me as long as she is honest about what she is doing. Definitely going to fun with her.

Well do you just want to add feathers to your cap or are you looking for companionship?

Not looking for anything serious. I really just want to get out more and have some fun!! All I do is work, go to the gym and take care of my kids.

why would u want us to exclude the hooker stories??

If you had to buy it then there really wasn't much of a pick up. But is you have a good storie share it.

[redz]

Ive picked up girls without saying a single word before. It's high risk high reward but if a chick is dancing with me I figure they are fair game go for the kiss or kiss them on the neck and get them reved up and get out of there. I've had my hands down a chicks paints at a club before but I decked out because I figured she was too dirty honestly she had barely seen my face I danced up behind her and started fingering her.

[king6 II]

When she asks "Hey baby you looking for a party?" You answer "Yes."

[probuild42]

Ive picked up girls without saying a single word before. It's high risk high reward but if a chick is dancing with me I figure they are fair game go for the kiss or kiss them on the neck and get them reved up and get out of there. I've had my hands down a chicks paints at a club before but I decked out because I figured she was too dirty honestly she had barely seen my face I danced up behind her and started fingering her.

Damn bro. I thought you liked the dirty, crazy, insane full of drama type. lol

I have never cared for the super easy ones. I like it when they play hard to get. Gives me a challenge!

[Black]

Ive picked up girls without saying a single word before. It's high risk high reward but if a chick is dancing with me I figure they are fair game go for the kiss or kiss them on the neck and get them reved up and get out of there. I've had my hands down a chicks paints at a club before but I decked out because I figured she was too dirty honestly she had barely seen my face I danced up behind her and started fingering her.

That's my buddy Chris' move.

Chris?

[Hazard]

Ive picked up girls without saying a single word before. It's high risk high reward but if a chick is dancing with me I figure they are fair game go for the kiss or kiss them on the neck and get them reved up and get out of there. I've had my hands down a chicks paints at a club before but I decked out because I figured she was too dirty honestly she had barely seen my face I danced up behind her and started fingering her.

If someone tried that with my girl she'd lay them out.

I've picked up girls without being sleazy. I'm not just gunna try and finger a random girl. There's nothing "charming" about trying to get laid but at least I'm somewhat respectful

[redz]

Haz it wasn't my initial intention to finger the girl she sorta guided my hand there and I went for it.

[Hoggage_54]

Ok so Ive never been a ladies man! But since my body has changed I am getting more attention from the opposite sex! (this is good)

A little background on me. I was with my X since I was 22, we have been split for 2 years. She tanted me bad! I also just broke up with my GF of the last year. I am 33 this month. My new plain is the rule of large numbers. Try to hook up with as many girls as possible and weed out the wicked.

So I recently got a promtion and went to Mens Wearhouse and bought new suits. The girl that helped me was really hot. I got her number and we have been texting for last two months. Turns out she is a stripper (just got austinite's attention) in her night life/other job at one of the premier clubs in big city where I live. She was reluctant to to share but not conversative once we started talking.

My head down low just wants to have fun with this and follow the white rabbit! My head above water says run!

Oh way share your stories of your wild and fun hook up stories! (excluding hookers)

[Hazard]

Haz it wasn't my initial intention to finger the girl she sorta guided my hand there and I went for it.

That's different lol - if she asks for it..... You're obliging

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I had an older woman driving a convertible corvette pick me up one time at a park i used to run around. She told me: "when i see something i want i go for it"..

By the end of the night i was driving it (first time) and we were doing other illegal stuff. Finally ended at her house. I got woken (word??) up at 0600 to her frantically telling me i needed to leave cuz her boyfriend was on the way "home"... never did get a clear answer about whether he actuallu lived there or not..

We talked a bit after that but i blew her off for younger trim..


I also banged another older woman (i was 25 she was 38) who sold me my truck in atlanta. Kept her around for when i went up there for a bit but she was clingy and had major snakes in her head..

Lived in a single wide trailer with 4 strippers for 2 years also (lol).. u have no idea.. come to think of it, i lived with them while i was banging the truck salesgirl in the atl.. haha..

Dated a hooters girl too. Picked her up while she was working. Those jiggly natural d cups were tantalizing.. (sigh)..

[redz]

There's some glory lol^ I'm feeling motivated this weekend I might just have to be up to no good.

[Cuz]

You have either got it or you don't.

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There's some glory lol^ I'm feeling motivated this weekend I might just have to be up to no good.

ahhh the joys of single life.. (lucky bastard )

[scotty51312]

if I'm out of roofies, I usually club them over the head and drag them back to the cave

[trikydik]

I have a lady at work who is constantly flirting... told me she gives great dictation....

man if I was only single again!

[probuild42]

Suck my left nut! If your lucky I'll let the right follow! English has never been y strong point. lol

[probuild42]

I had an older woman driving a convertible corvette pick me up one time at a park i used to run around. She told me: "when i see something i want i go for it"..

By the end of the night i was driving it (first time) and we were doing other illegal stuff. Finally ended at her house. I got woken (word??) up at 0600 to her frantically telling me i needed to leave cuz her boyfriend was on the way "home"... never did get a clear answer about whether he actuallu lived there or not..

We talked a bit after that but i blew her off for younger trim..


I also banged another older woman (i was 25 she was 38) who sold me my truck in atlanta. Kept her around for when i went up there for a bit but she was clingy and had major snakes in her head..

Lived in a single wide trailer with 4 strippers for 2 years also (lol).. u have no idea.. come to think of it, i lived with them while i was banging the truck salesgirl in the atl.. haha..

Dated a hooters girl too. Picked her up while she was working. Those jiggly natural d cups were tantalizing.. (sigh)..

Cougars are the best I've ever had! They are usually nuts though! I will send all to redz from now on!

[Hoggage_54]

Suck my left nut! If your lucky I'll let the right follow! English has never been y strong point. lol

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Welcome to my lounge

[lovbyts]

The best things about cougar are their daughters who don't want mom out doing them.

[Honkey_Kong]

The best things about cougar are their daughters who don't want mom out doing them.

Mother/daughter teams \m/

[probuild42]

The best things about cougar are their daughters who don't want mom out doing them.

That is gold. New rule when cougar hunting, scope out the cubs! lol (ah sh^t I think I just hit a new low)

[probuild42]

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Welcome to my lounge

The m on my POS laptop keyboard is intermittenly working. lol

[probuild42]

Progress report: We had a nice dinner date. At 8:00 she took off to go to work, now i'm struggling. We are just getting into to each other and off she goes. It's starting to sink in. I'm sitting home talking to you fine gentlemen and she is giving lap dances (no bueno). She wants me to come hang out at the club but I said I wasn't interested. We havent messed around yet. I told her I dont wont to see her with her clothes off until it was personal (she gave me a big smile). Damn this is going to be harder then I thought. I dont want to mix her business with our pleasure.

She has a job to do and I dont think Im comfortable enough yet to watch her with other guys! Even though I know its strictly business!!

[Honkey_Kong]

Progress report: We had a nice dinner date. At 8:00 she took off to go to work, now i'm struggling. We are just getting into to each other and off she goes. It's starting to sink in. I'm sitting home talking to you fine gentlemen and she is giving lap dances (no bueno). She wants me to come hang out at the club but I said I wasn't interested. We havent messed around yet. I told her I dont wont to see her with her clothes off until it was personal (she gave me a big smile). Damn this is going to be harder then I thought. I dont want to mix her business with our pleasure.

She has a job to do and I dont think Im comfortable enough yet to watch her with other guys! Even though I know its strictly business!!

She might be jerking a few of those guys off in the VIP booths. Even if she says she doesn't do that, you know everybody's got their price. Look at it like this, if you're going to date her and she's going to work in that occupation, you should have other broads on the side. It's only fair.

[Hazard]

She might be jerking a few of those guys off in the VIP booths. Even if she says she doesn't do that, you know everybody's got their price. Look at it like this, if you're going to date her and she's going to work in that occupation, you should have other broads on the side. It's only fair.

^^^^ this

I worked in a strip club...... A lot em perform "added services"

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Progress report: 1. We had a nice dinner date. At 8:00 she took off to go to work, now i'm struggling. We are just getting into to each other and off she goes. It's starting to sink in. I'm sitting home talking to you fine gentlemen and she is giving lap dances (no bueno). She wants me to come hang out at the club but I said I wasn't interested. We havent messed around yet. I told her I dont wont to see her with her clothes off until it was personal (she gave me a big smile). Damn this is going to be harder then I thought. I dont want to mix her business with our pleasure.

She has a job to do and I dont think Im comfortable enough yet to watch her with other guys! Even though I know its strictly business!!

dude ur already sounding WAYYYY emotional with ur thinking. she is a stripper man.. shes not housewife material. she is for fun and thats it. if ur gonna do this u need to go to the club and have fun. take ur friends. throw down man..

i dated a stripper for 2 years and me and my friends pretty much did whatever the fvck we wanted to in those clubs. drank free drinks, got free lap dances (sometimes), went to stripper after parties.. shoot i even went into the dressing room and stuff.

one time i submerged my hand in the latex tub LOL..

you either party your ass off and have the best time u can or drop the girl and find a wholesome girl that you can feel "special feelings" with..

look at it like this: u have an opportunity to access a lifestyle not every guy gets to access. make the most of it. dont punk out like a little bitch.

with love,
me

[Honkey_Kong]

Progress report: We had a nice dinner date. At 8:00 she took off to go to work, now i'm struggling. We are just getting into to each other and off she goes. It's starting to sink in. I'm sitting home talking to you fine gentlemen and she is giving lap dances (no bueno). She wants me to come hang out at the club but I said I wasn't interested. We havent messed around yet. I told her I dont wont to see her with her clothes off until it was personal (she gave me a big smile). Damn this is going to be harder then I thought. I dont want to mix her business with our pleasure.

She has a job to do and I dont think Im comfortable enough yet to watch her with other guys! Even though I know its strictly business!!

Dude, dude I don't think you're ever going to fvck this broad. When you told her shit like that, you just entered "friend" territory. Some people will argue with me when I say this, but strippers are just overpriced hookers. Some of them are cool to hang around, but at the end of the day, she's still just a cum-dumpster. She's not the kind of girl you introduce to your parents. She's the kind of girl you parade around your buddies and brag about how you just done her in the dirtiest of ways.

What's the matter with you?

[Hoggage_54]

A good way to pick up girls is to deliver pizza to their houses...

[Rwy]

Ive picked up girls without saying a single word before. It's high risk high reward but if a chick is dancing with me I figure they are fair game go for the kiss or kiss them on the neck and get them reved up and get out of there. I've had my hands down a chicks paints at a club before but I decked out because I figured she was too dirty honestly she had barely seen my face I danced up behind her and started fingering her.

You are so creepy dude lol

[Rwy]

If someone tried that with my girl she'd lay them out.

I've picked up girls without being sleazy. I'm not just gunna try and finger a random girl. There's nothing "charming" about trying to get laid but at least I'm somewhat respectful

This girl took me home one time. Actually let me tell the whole story its one of my better ones. Being a club kid I was dancing around and this bar girl was making fun of my moves and was pointing at me laughing the whole night. The club is closing and she is drunk and she makes some comment to me when walking past and about 5 feet past me falls flat on her ass. So I go over put my hand out to help her up. You can see in her face see is shocked because we both know she has been an asshole to me for no reason. Anyhow when she goes to reach for my hand I take it away and point in her face and start laughing.

My friends are hanging out in front of our cars trying to sober up and this nut job pulls up in her truck gets out and starts yelling at me who do you think you are, and how dare you do that to me. I look at her and I go why are you making it so difficult and choosing to act this way. You obviously are attracted to me and we could have had some fun tonight but instead you have drank too much and look like a fool. I am sorry but you deserved what I did to you.

The rage that took over on her face was priceless. She goes get in the car. She takes me back to her place and we start banging and I got a little over zealous and shoved my finger in her ass. She stops and she goes did you really just stick a finger in my ass. Things proceeded to take a turn for the worse and before I knew it I was in a cab or she took me home. I cant remember this was so long ago.

[Rwy]

The best things about cougar are their daughters who don't want mom out doing them.

I think you are watching too much porn my friend lol

[probuild42]

dude ur already sounding WAYYYY emotional with ur thinking. she is a stripper man.. shes not housewife material. she is for fun and thats it. if ur gonna do this u need to go to the club and have fun. take ur friends. throw down man..

i dated a stripper for 2 years and me and my friends pretty much did whatever the fvck we wanted to in those clubs. drank free drinks, got free lap dances (sometimes), went to stripper after parties.. shoot i even went into the dressing room and stuff.

one time i submerged my hand in the latex tub LOL..

you either party your ass off and have the best time u can or drop the girl and find a wholesome girl that you can feel "special feelings" with..

look at it like this: u have an opportunity to access a lifestyle not every guy gets to access. make the most of it. dont punk out like a little bitch.

with love,
me

Dude, dude I don't think you're ever going to fvck this broad. When you told her shit like that, you just entered "friend" territory. Some people will argue with me when I say this, but strippers are just overpriced hookers. Some of them are cool to hang around, but at the end of the day, she's still just a cum-dumpster. She's not the kind of girl you introduce to your parents. She's the kind of girl you parade around your buddies and brag about how you just done her in the dirtiest of ways.

What's the matter with you?

Thanks for the advice guys! Point well made. Going to rethink this and go have fun! lol. Like I said in my op I'm not a ladies man. Ive pretty much always been in a relationship. I need to knock off the BS and treat this situation for what it is. An opportunity to party with some hot strippers!!

Cheers