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    Help

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    Whats up big guy? Need a lift? Bar stuck on your chest again.
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    Arms are too big cant find shirts to fit?
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    So many veins in your arms kids scream and run away from you ?
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    Everything was impossible until somebody did it!

    I've got 99 problems......but my squat/dead ain't one !!

    It doesnt matter how good looking she is, some where, some one is tired of her shit.

    Light travels faster then sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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    Euro has Marcus pinned up against the wall......
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    If it won't pinch off on it's own, just grab a stick and break it off.
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    Can't scratch your head your biceps are to big ????? bahaha
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    Fuking hell those answers are hilarious Lmfao

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    Lie her on her back with knees together and her feet on each side of your head. You'll get deeper penetration that way. It'll also put direct stimulation on the ever so hard to find---G-Spot.

    You can thank me later.
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    Doors on the house are too small and you cant get out?
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    Doors on your house are to small and you can't get in?
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    Everything was impossible until somebody did it!

    I've got 99 problems......but my squat/dead ain't one !!

    It doesnt matter how good looking she is, some where, some one is tired of her shit.

    Light travels faster then sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

    Great place to start researching ! http://forums.steroid.com/anabolic-s...-database.html


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    You finally got the "butterfly" look to your glutes and now your stuck in the toilet seat?
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    You got so big you cant reach around an wipe your arse?






    BTW WE are cool but not that cool!
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    Everything was impossible until somebody did it!

    I've got 99 problems......but my squat/dead ain't one !!

    It doesnt matter how good looking she is, some where, some one is tired of her shit.

    Light travels faster then sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

    Great place to start researching ! http://forums.steroid.com/anabolic-s...-database.html


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    Quote Originally Posted by BG View Post
    You got so big you cant reach around an wipe your arse?

    BTW WE are cool but not that cool!
    DSM to the rescue.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    DSM to the rescue.
    Send him back - Euro's got this!
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    Bent his car key and needs a ride to work! Anyone drive a diesel with a flat bed for his daily food
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    It's okay Marcus - It happens to everybody at some point. Give me your address and I'll send you a few caps of Cialis. Better yet, have her stick a finger in your ass. I hear it works wonders. LOL
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    Lmfao

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    I really need help

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    Air pipe blocked?

    Locked in your dungeon?
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    Did Euroholic die in your dungeon and you need to get rid of the body?
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    Austinite can give u blood stain removal tips.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    Austinite can give u blood stain removal tips.....
    He never told us if the tips we gave him actually worked... or did he just get rid of the evidence all together
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    Marcus - do you need help cataloging all the ladies who want you? I'll volunteer! I'll be your wingman!
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    Quote Originally Posted by marcus300 View Post
    I really need help

    What can we do for you big guy?
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    Have you forgot the "safe"word and things are getting too intense in the basement?
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    Quote Originally Posted by diesel101 View Post
    Have you forgot the "safe"word and things are getting too intense in the basement?
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    You wont believe what's happened
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    Quote Originally Posted by marcus300 View Post
    You wont believe what's happened
    If this involves some dude in a coal miners helmet and a utility belt....I'm out
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    Why do I have a feeling a rubber suit is involved.
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    Quote Originally Posted by trikydik View Post

    He never told us if the tips we gave him actually worked... or did he just get rid of the evidence all together
    He replaced the carpet.

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    Have you forgot the "safe"word and things are getting too intense in the basement?
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    Quote Originally Posted by marcus300 View Post
    You wont believe what's happened
    Try us. What's up

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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo View Post
    Try us. What's up
    You may have nailed it. Air pipe stuck in wrong orifice!!!
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    Don't worry, it's happened to all of us at one time or another (not me).

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    Everyone does it, those who say they don't are lying.

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    the answer is 17

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    maybe this will help


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    Did Euro get stuck in one those pipes connected to one of those latex suits?

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    Marcus, get a couple jugs of hydrofluoric acid and a plastic container. The most important thing to remember is make sure on the bottom of the container there is a symbol that says "LDPE".

    That stands for low-density polyethylene, the acid won't eat through the container allowing you to take care of your "problem" mess free.
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    Mr. White knows what he's talking about.

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