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    Need a website to buy steroids?!?

    Hey guys just wondering where I can buy some roidzzzzz???!??! I don't really go to the gym but I want to get huge!




    JK! April fools :P

    Does anyone have any good April Fools stories?

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    DSM decided to go straight.

    My GF turns 18 today.
    Last edited by lovbyts; 04-01-2014 at 07:58 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    DSM decided to go straight.

    My GF turns 18 today.
    How old is she?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Honkey_Kong View Post
    How old is she?
    I'm not telling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    I'm not telling.
    Is she old enough to keep a secret?

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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    I'm not telling.
    bahaha your some man LB

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    She can't be as old as 18 if she is still his GF
    NO SOURCES GIVEN

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    Quote Originally Posted by Honkey_Kong View Post
    Is she old enough to keep a secret?
    I bribed her with a new shiny bike.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Back In Black View Post
    She can't be as old as 18 if she is still his GF
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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    She looks 18 doesn't she?Click image for larger version. 

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    always loved Amai Liu. Great model / actress.

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    Guys im 80% body fat and I've been lifting for 3 weeks and I think I just hit my genetic limit. I'm thinking of doing of 250mg Test E ED + 100mg Tren ace ED and ofc dbol 60mg ED. GH15 says I don't need pct so im not gonna do that, ima get so big, is this good first cycle? Also how do I drink water?

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    When I was younger I got my mom on the same April fools trick for 3 years in a row.

    I would put a piece of tape on the handle of my sinks spray gun so when she would turn the sink on, water would spray right at her lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hrothgar View Post
    Guys im 80% body fat and I've been lifting for 3 weeks and I think I just hit my genetic limit. I'm thinking of doing of 250mg Test E ED + 100mg Tren ace ED and ofc dbol 60mg ED. GH15 says I don't need pct so im not gonna do that, ima get so big, is this good first cycle? Also how do I drink water?
    I think a Var and Tren cycle with DNP kick start would work better
    Last edited by lovbyts; 04-01-2014 at 10:58 PM.

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    I take that DNP every day for like a year now. Its the best AAS ever.

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    Guys this is my goal physique:




    Is a gram of DNP every 4 hours a good way to achieve this?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DontTaseMeBro View Post
    always loved Amai Liu. Great model / actress.
    Close but no cigar. They look similar but her name is Kitty. She doesnt use a last name so it's not Asian Kitty, that's another one.

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    I'd just run superdrol at 50mg/day for 16 weeks. No pct needed..guaranteed to get huge

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    Quote Originally Posted by skaz915 View Post
    I'd just run superdrol at 50mg/day for 16 weeks. No pct needed..guaranteed to get huge
    You'd do what?

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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts
    I think a Var and Teen cycle with DNP kick start would work better
    Where can I get a Teen cycle and is she hot?!?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MuscleInk View Post
    Where can I get a Teen cycle and is she hot?!?!

    Teen cycle delivery


    she's 19

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hrothgar
    Teen cycle delivery she's 19
    Do they come in Asian flavor????

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    Rich47 is a cop looking to make a bust! Lol

    ......and at 21 can't read rules.

    Everyone say bye bye to Rich. Thanks for coming. Lol

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    Bye bye Richy Rich

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    Quote Originally Posted by MuscleInk View Post
    Where can I get a Teen cycle and is she hot?!?!
    I know it's a rough neighbourhood, but you might be able to hook up a teen cycle over here:


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    Dammit Rich Piana, stop trying to sell us sterons

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    Quote Originally Posted by Honkey_Kong
    I know it's a rough neighbourhood, but you might be able to hook up a teen cycle over here:
    Big bird scares me.

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    i need a website to buy a HAW!!...im sick of you bitches with haws rubbing it in my face everyday...ahhh, wait that sound kind of nice...never mind...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ghettoboyd
    i need a website to buy a HAW!!...im sick of you bitches with haws rubbing it in my face everyday...ahhh, wait that sound kind of nice...never mind...
    I am with you on needing a HAW

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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
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    Lol !

    Disclaimer-BG is presenting fictitious opinions and does in no way encourage nor condone the use of any illegal substances.
    The information discussed is strictly for entertainment purposes only.


    Everything was impossible until somebody did it!

    I've got 99 problems......but my squat/dead ain't one !!

    It doesnt matter how good looking she is, some where, some one is tired of her shit.

    Light travels faster then sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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    Quote Originally Posted by king6 II View Post
    Hard to argue with logic

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    Its nice to live in a state where the age of consent is 16 I hear in Idaho its 14. Maybe I'll move there and become a potato farmer

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    Quote Originally Posted by scotty51312 View Post
    Its nice to live in a state where the age of consent is 16 I hear in Idaho its 14. Maybe I'll move there and become a potato farmer
    even better bro you could become a Mormon and collect them all!!...where do i sign up?...

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    Quote Originally Posted by scotty51312 View Post
    Its nice to live in a state where the age of consent is 16 I hear in Idaho its 14. Maybe I'll move there and become a potato farmer
    Im only 6 hrs from Idaho. Ive made it in 5 before. LoL

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    Nicely done MI nicely done

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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    Im only 6 hrs from Idaho. Ive made it in 5 before. LoL
    You know what they say:

    "Grass in the infield......"

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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    Im only 6 hrs from Idaho. Ive made it in 5 before. LoL
    So when you met Chris Hanson from the show to catch a predator... Did he use that line "Why don't you have a seat here with me?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by scotty51312 View Post

    So when you met Chris Hanson from the show to catch a predator... Did he use that line "Why don't you have a seat here with me?"
    You notice that's one of the big things they get everyone to do? Cross a state or county line.

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