Noah is ridiculuosly unbiblical!

[magic32]

The only things it actually got right were the flood, vessel, and covering Noah's drunken naked body, everything else was gravely in error. For example:

• The 3-armed, cripple, 30 ft tall rock monster encrusted fallen angels called the Watchers, who fought to protect the ark...come on
• God never giving Noah instruction, only dreams which he largely misinterpreted as God starting over with a human-less world, leading Noah to think that he had to kill his family
• Noah's unmarried sons. Noah, his wife, 3 sons, and each of their wives (8) were on board...only one son even had girlfriend and she miraculously delivered full term illegitimate twin daughters onboard the ark the within 40 days of rain, plus the time it took the water to recede...utter garbage
• Cain's descendent, a pseudo-king, chopped his way into the ark with an axe, became a stowaway, stared eating the animals, planned a mutiny, and tried to kill Noah...WOW
• And much, much more

As Barkley would say, "That was terrrrrible."

[Times Roman]

and what, may I ask, prompted such a revelation? =)

[magic32]

and what, may I ask, prompted such a revelation? =)

Well, what he got from the dream was that God was going to destroy sinful man. So not putting himself above that, he figured he and his family were merely charged with preserving the animals' survival. Believe me it wasn't clear at all, but that's what was mostly verbalized.

[magic32]

Don't get me wrong the FX were great, and I saw it in IMAX so fantastic, but the story strayed so much that it really should be called "Noah: A Different Interpretation".

[Times Roman]

no, I get all that. what I meant was, it seemed as if you were mid conversation when you started this thread. I've been away, so not sure if this is some kind of continuing conversation?

[magic32]

Oh, that was quite astute of you Roman.
Join the subject to the first line.

[RangerDanger830]

I try not to get caught up on facts in hollywood, otherwise you will just end up tearing your hair out. I just want to see it because Crowe is a BA.

[noon]

It's just a movie guy.

[zaggahamma]

Movie sucked as well

[zaggahamma]

Crowe is a BA? Really?

[Back In Black]

Crowe is a cvnt.

[BG]

Not even going to bother seeing it.