Stupid people

[lovbyts]

How about a thread on some of the stupid people or things you have seen.

Here is my start.

[Euroholic]

[lovbyts]

Oh come one, we have all done that with binoculars or a camera for a second or two before realizing the lens cap was on, haven't we?

[Euroholic]

Oh come one, we have all done that with binoculars or a camera for a second or two before realizing the lens cap was on, haven't we?

No excuse when your a commander in chief

[Euroholic]

[lovbyts]

[Euroholic]

[AD]

No excuse when your a commander in chief

he was using it as shades, look how bright and glaring it was.

[lovbyts]

OK enough with the Google stupid people and posting what first comes up. Anyone can find those. My 1st one was more or less original

[Mik3-93]

It's true lol

[Bigshotvictoria]

Check out reddits /r/holdmybeer /r/idiotsfightingthings /r/fail and /r/WTF to see the epitome of stupid

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[DrewZ]

[Chicagotarsier]

If you notice it appears to be a Cubs game....cue Lee Elia.

How about a thread on some of the stupid people or things you have seen.

Here is my start.

[Trevtrev]

No excuse when your a commander in chief

That is unless you are Obama.

[lovbyts]

That is unless you are Obama.

Only thing he (Obama) uses binoculars for is to see where his golf ball went.

[ppwc1985]

How about a thread on some of the stupid people or things you have seen. Here is my start.

loool

[DCI]

Well you can't fix stupid but you can laugh at it

[Times Roman]

I knew a kid one time growing up. We called him little Markie. Stupid Fvck. Everything with him was a disaster. We used to tell little Markie jokes. These are all true btw, no BS.

1) We used to pull a big wheel with a rope behind a bicycle. Get's going pretty fast too. We'd get into the culdesac and powerslide or "drift" through the turn and it was pretty dam cool. Little Markie wants to try. Someone forgets to tell him to lean away from the turn (if sliding to the right, you have to lean to the left). So instead of sliding, he's doing barrel rolls at the end of this rope. Several of them. He jumps up screaming, head all scraped and bloody, runs home. Poor little Markie! =)

[Times Roman]

2) We are playing Batman. There is a street sign at the corner. So we tie a rope over the top, climb up the rope, and slide down the pole. Pretty dam cool. Little Markie wants to try. Somehow the rope wraps around his little neck right as he begins to slide down. Turns him into a dangler. Gives him crab eyes, face turns red. Rope releases and he flops to the ground. Jumps up, screaming, rope burns on his neck, hauling ass all the way home. Poor little Markie!

[Times Roman]

3) There is a brick wall separating my back yard and some field we used to play in. To go there, we had to hop this seven foot wall. Little Markie wants to tag along on this windy day. So he climbs up this wall and decides he has to take a piss, same as we have done many times. So standing on this wall, he pulls his pants down and commences to pissing. I think I mentioned it was a windy day? So he is standing on this wall, taking a piss, and the wind grabs it, pulls it back in, and he's standing there, pissing into the wind, all over himself, not sure what to do. He can't jump down as it's too far, his pants are down by his ankles, and his dude is in his hands. So he just stands there, pissing into the wind, all over himself, crying his ass off. Once he's done with his piss, he climbs off the wall, back into my back yard, piss stained top to bottom, and hauls ass home, crying all the way. Poor little Markie!

[Times Roman]

There's probably three more little Markie stories I could tell, but I think you get the point.

[DCI]

Lmao see my above post. How did this chap survive tr?

[Times Roman]

Lmao see my above post. How did this chap survive tr?

he moved away a few years later. heard stories about him through the grape vine. I think he ended up going to jail for a few years. Other than that, it's been 20 years since I've heard anything new about him

[Times Roman]

4) Little Markie is sitting on the toilet, pants down around his ankles, when he hears the ice cream truck. Not to be passed by like what happened a day or two before, he goes flying out of the house without his pants on. Becomes aware of his lack of modesty, and runs home covering up his private parts, crying all the way. Poor little Markie.

[Times Roman]

5) Little Markie decides to take this little girl onto the side of Johnny's house, and they take their clothes off to show and tell. Now, little Markie has heard the older boys saying stuff about how you need to put something inside the girls vag vag, but he doesn't quite know what it is. So he tries to put lawn clippings in there. Little Markie can hear the older boys and girls on the other side of the fence, peeking and snickering. With feelings of embarrassment, he quickly grabs his clothes, and runs bare ass naked back home, sobbing all the way. Poor little Markie

[Times Roman]

6) Some of us older boys are playing on the monkey bars after school, and there is this pole shaped like a candy cane we would slide down head first. Little Markie wanted to slide down head first too. Except someone forgot to tell him your hands go between your legs to slow you down, not over your head. Within seconds, little Markie falls down, head first, six feet into the tan bark and almost breaks his freaking neck. Poor little Markie

[lovbyts]

Poor little Markie.

We had a kid in high school named Dan or Danny but we always called him Dummy and he answered to it all the time.

[Hazard]

Little Markie sounds like code for "Times Roman" :-p

[Times Roman]

Little Markie sounds like code for "Times Roman" :-p

if I remember correctly, little Markie was three or four years younger than me. His older sister was pretty cute, so we tolerated him somewhat.

[Times Roman]

We used to get drunk and tell little Markie stories when I was younger. They were funnier than hell, and I have forgot most of them.

7) We put little Markie in a trash can one time and put the lid on. Remember those little firecrackers called "lady fingers"? Well, one time Johnny sneaks one in there with little Markie still inside. Bang! Little Markie jumps out like he's a Jack n the Box on steroids, screaming and crying, running all the way home. Poor little Markie!

(we got in trouble on that one)

[Times Roman]

8) We were playing Big Time Wrestling out on the front lawn one time. Since the ice cream truck had just came by, we all had big mouths full of bubble gum. Somehow little Markie ended up underneath a dog pile. We finally let him up, and i'll be dam if all four of us lost our bubble gum in his hair. he feels the gum stuck to his hair, tries pulling it out, realizes pulling hurts and the gum is stuck, so he runs home crying with all these big bubble gum wads stuck in his hair. Poor little Markie

PS. Little Markie was sporting a pretty cool buzz cut the next day. Ya gotta sometimes look on the bright side, right?

[Times Roman]

What? I can't be the only one who had a pesky twerp in the neighborhood growing up, can I?

[lovbyts]

What? I can't be the only one who had a pesky twerp in the neighborhood growing up, can I?

Maybe everyone else IS the pesky twerp. hehehe

[Chicagotarsier]

Ours was named Julio (Anthony was real name but he smelled now and then so we called him Julio the stinky Puerto Rican). Julio was always cool about things but ended up the brunt of jokes due to being just a tad slow doing things. Then one day Julio bought a motor bike and thought he was too cool for school. Me and my friend DJ was following Julio who was on his motor bike when he decided he did not want us behind him (too cool for school). He changed lanes and was behind a garbage truck that had no emissions (lots of smoke). Julio got woozy and when the truck went to stop..Julio did not and ended up in the back of said truck.

Stinky Puerto Rican needed a double duty bath that day!

[Times Roman]

9) Little Markie was skating on the sidewalk (steel wheels that slip over the shoes). Klikkety Klak went Little Markie. Oh wait, here comes 50 pound 8 year old Tiffany walking her two giant Great Danes, each weighing over 150 pounds. And here comes little Markie, going Klikkety Klak. Uh oh... now see the two great danes get all excited by Little Markies noisy skates? And they want to play. And is that little Markie underneath the two great danes, using little Markie's neck like a chew toy? Ouch! Is that blood down little Markies shirt? Poor little Markie

Now watch little Markies parents sue 50 pound Tiffany's parents for negligence.

[thisAngelBites]

My brother is a cop, and used to talk about a guy he went through the academy with called Ed. The guy was so dumb, he once stopped the squad car on a call, got out without putting the car in park, and held onto the door, and managed to literally drive over his own foot. They all called him Driver's Ed after that.

[Times Roman]

My brother is a cop, and used to talk about a guy he went through the academy with called Ed. The guy was so dumb, he once stopped the squad car on a call, got out without putting the car in park, and held onto the door, and managed to literally drive over his own foot. They all called him Driver's Ed after that.

wow. we were going to the lake one time in my buddies truck. im on the passanger side, reaching into the back of the truck to access the ice chest. my buddy backs up and rolls over my foot. but instead of continuing to roll, he stops on top of my foot. all I had on was flip flops. I'm hollerin for my buddy to move the truck, I'm pinned! he thought I was joking around, and was like "yeah, yeah yeah". he finally moves the truck off my foot. I had to show him the tread marks on my foot before he finally believed me!!

[thisAngelBites]

I'll bet that smarted.

[Times Roman]

I'll bet that smarted.

I won't bet against you. it did "smart"

oxymoron for a dumb thread? =)