Gross Shit done to your body

[Times Roman]

My woman grosses out because I ripped a toenail off my foot the other day....

....and I'm getting ready to rip out a fingernail too.

"How can you do that" she asks?

"Here, let me show you" I say =)

She usually leaves the room at this point (I've done it before)

[RaginCajun]

in college, i ripped out a wart with needle nose pliers, and it has never grown back yet! thing looked like it had a tree trunk attached!

[Times Roman]

in college, i ripped out a wart with needle nose pliers, and it has never grown back yet! thing looked like it had a tree trunk attached!

it is called a "root", and yes, this is the best way to remove a wart.

now, the gross part is if you added Compound W to the bloody hole and watched the pink bubbling foam drip down your skin.

Nice try though....

Next?

[DontTaseMeBro]

haven't done much just for the hell of it - usually have to do something bad to get me out of another situation (e.g. - pushing embedded fish hooks all the way through, pulling screws / nails out, cutting mangled skin so you can get lose from machinery).

[Times Roman]

haven't done much just for the hell of it - usually have to do something bad to get me out of another situation (e.g. - pushing embedded fish hooks all the way through, pulling screws / nails out, cutting mangled skin so you can get lose from machinery).

there you go!

I cut my arm one time and had to stitch myself up

[DrewZ]

I melted the skin off the back of my hand once when I got splashed with hot grease, it was wicked looking.
The skin started to slide with the hot oil.

Recently pulled a fingernail off too that lost in a fight with a dumbbell a week prior.

[Times Roman]

I melted the skin off the back of my hand once when I got splashed with hot grease, it was wicked looking.
The skin started to slide with the hot oil.

Recently pulled a fingernail off too that lost in a fight with a dumbbell a week prior.

must be a wicked scar. let's see some pics

[Lunk1]

Once, I was walking through this small town and for no reason, I got harassed by the local Sheriff. I ended up leading them on a big chase and after I wrecked the motor cycle that I stole, I hid in the woods. After that, things really got out of hand. Lets just say some things happened and people were hurt. At one point I ended up crashing down a large tree and was injured pretty bad. I probably would have died from the injuries I sustained if I had not stitched the wound myself. I bit down on a stick and proceeded to sew my own sutures. Thank goodness I had the equipment in the handle of my knife.

[marcus300]

I wish I could tell you but I can't

[Times Roman]

Once, I was walking through this small town and for no reason, I got harassed by the local Sheriff. I ended up leading them on a big chase and after I wrecked the motor cycle that I stole, I hid in the woods. After that, things really got out of hand. Lets just say some things happened and people were hurt. At one point I ended up crashing down a large tree and was injured pretty bad. I probably would have died from the injuries I sustained if I had not stitched the wound myself. I bit down on a stick and proceeded to sew my own sutures. Thank goodness I had the equipment in the handle of my knife.

I see you watched "First Blood" recently? =)

[Sicko]

do sexual acts count?

[probuild42]

I had to shove my upper 4 front teeth back in place after a motorcyle incident. They were literally sticking straight out of my mouth. I ended up breaking my jaw and getting my mouth wired shut for 10 weeks. I also snaped my wrist in that incident, plus a pretty serious concusion. Interesting part was I didn't crash, I rode it out.

[RaginCajun]

it is called a "root", and yes, this is the best way to remove a wart. now, the gross part is if you added Compound W to the bloody hole and watched the pink bubbling foam drip down your skin. Nice try though.... Next?

I broke my arm throwing a baseball, not once, but twice! I looked at my arm and moved my fingers, and they felt like they were in one place and were actually above me! My humorous bone was broken in two! I was 11 and 13, had a bone cyst. Played ball every year after! Still not scared to throw!

[RaginCajun]

I melted the skin off the back of my hand once when I got splashed with hot grease, it was wicked looking. The skin started to slide with the hot oil. Recently pulled a fingernail off too that lost in a fight with a dumbbell a week prior.

My dad did that to his hand also, looked like a bullfrog!

[RaginCajun]

I wish I could tell you but I can't

Why, can't speak? Brazilian arse hole got ya tongue?

[DCI]

Fck I'm boring lol nothing major has ever happend to me thankfully haha

[dk94]

Dropped something heavy on a toe and got the under nail bleed, took a 1/16" drill bit and drilled a hole in the nail to relieve the pressure. I put to much pressure on it and went right through the nail into the toe. So much blood for a small wound

[DrewZ]

must be a wicked scar. let's see some pics

I lucked out?( No battle scar! )
It didn't really scar, the only thing noticeble now is there are a few small spots that look like sun spots
The texture is different than my other hand if you look real close and no more hair either, not that there is much on my other hand.

[Times Roman]

I wish I could tell you but I can't

what? then you'd have to kill Haz? =)

[Rwy]

Farting into your hand and smelling it???

Where does that fall

[lovbyts]

Once, I was walking through this small town and for no reason, I got harassed by the local Sheriff. I ended up leading them on a big chase and after I wrecked the motor cycle that I stole, I hid in the woods. After that, things really got out of hand. Lets just say some things happened and people were hurt. At one point I ended up crashing down a large tree and was injured pretty bad. I probably would have died from the injuries I sustained if I had not stitched the wound myself. I bit down on a stick and proceeded to sew my own sutures. Thank goodness I had the equipment in the handle of my knife.

I see you watched "First Blood" recently? =)

Hahaha my thoughts exactly. Doesn't quite fit the profile, does it?

I'm sure I will think of some bigger grosser stuff later but I had fun pulling stitches out of my eye after having a lens graft in the early 90s. They could not use disolving stitches and when they came loose there were VERY irritation and it was a waste of time trying to get them removed at 3am so I just used a magnifier glass and tweezers and pulled the loose ones out.

[diesel101]

I caught my arm in a grain auger when I was 11 years old it broke it in 3 places and severely cut it open.It took 4 hours in surgery and 64 staples to put it back together.I still remember looking down and seeing the tendons move when I moved my fingers.

[lovbyts]

I caught my arm in a grain auger when I was 11 years old it broke it in 3 places and severely cut it open.It took 4 hours in surgery and 64 staples to put it back together.I still remember looking down and seeing the tendons move when I moved my fingers.

OUCH... OK I got one but not me. My daughter put her hand/arm through a old single pane window when she was 6. 1st time I let her go into the neighbors house to play with their girl. Parents decided to stop out. Girls playing inside and the neighbor closed the door on her trying to keep her locked in the bedroom, playing. She pushed on the glass not knowing it would break easily.

She cut her wrist and 3 tendons all the way through and 1 partially. She walked into the house holding a rag over it with pressure and blood all over her face and body. Not a pretty site you see your 6yr old looking like that. Not crying, just mad, yelling at her friend. lol I took a couple of pictures at the hospital.

[David LoPan]

Crapped in my pants once when I thought I had to fart. Was on a date too.

[Times Roman]

Crapped in my pants once when I thought I had to fart. Was on a date too.

that was LAST week.....
....we're talking about this week! =)

[DontTaseMeBro]

I caught my arm in a grain auger when I was 11 years old it broke it in 3 places and severely cut it open.It took 4 hours in surgery and 64 staples to put it back together.I still remember looking down and seeing the tendons move when I moved my fingers.

damn, those things are dangerous. i know a guy that lost a leg (almost both of them) in a grain auger. They had to cut it apart just to get him out.

[Times Roman]

Saddam's Sadistic Nightmare:

How would you like to get thrown into a chipper...
...feet first?

[mikey hulk]

Put part of a fork through the side of my finger today eating at work

[Times Roman]

Put part of a fork through the side of my finger today eating at work

probably should slow down at the trough then?

[DAAS]

in middle school i had a scab on top of my head. I picked it for a good couple months. Im surprised it didnt get infected and kill me.

[mikey hulk]

probably should slow down at the trough then?

Ah roger

[Times Roman]

in middle school i had a scab on top of my head. I picked it for a good couple months. Im surprised it didnt get infected and kill me.

that's pretty severe mate...........................

[DAAS]

Yeah it was ****ing disgusting and terrible. I cant believe I did that. But I was so bored in class. I had a cyst on the side of my neck once too. it wasn't visible unless I tilted my neck fully in the opposite direction. When I popped it it smelled pretty gross.

that's pretty severe mate...........................

[Times Roman]

Yeah it was ****ing disgusting and terrible. I cant believe I did that. But I was so bored in class. I had a cyst on the side of my neck once too. it wasn't visible unless I tilted my neck fully in the opposite direction. When I popped it it smelled pretty gross.

kind of like a big zit, huh?

that sounds terrible......................................

[DAAS]

lol, i am sensing sarcasm. it was like one of those youtube cyst videos. the shit shot accross the room and smelled like a dead body

kind of like a big zit, huh?

that sounds terrible......................................

[Chicagotarsier]

I am circumcised. I cannot think of a worse item.

[Times Roman]

lol, i am sensing sarcasm. it was like one of those youtube cyst videos. the shit shot accross the room and smelled like a dead body

well, it could have been worse...
...when you popped it, you COULD have SHOT the dog?

[bikeral]

Came home from going out with GF. She was all dressy in an evening gown. She sat on bowl to pee and I could not wait. Peed in her face and all over her dress. Probably wrong thread but that is what came to mind.

[Times Roman]

Came home from going out with GF. She was all dressy in an evening gown. She sat on bowl to pee and I could not wait. Peed in her face and all over her dress. Probably wrong thread but that is what came to mind.

eliminates the worry of making a mess by peeing on the floor?

[Black]

Put part of a fork through the side of my finger today eating at work

Looks like we are switching someone over to plastic spoons.