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    Fish Experiment

    So I have a fairly large fish tank with 3 wish in it. The alpha fish is an the verge of killing the others.... DO you see where I am going with this??

    So I have test prop, clomid, nolva, and dbol . Im thinking I give dbol to the weaker ones and see what happens. Its in everclear solution but the dose they would need would be so small I think adding 10ius to the water wouldnt be to much alcohol.

    IDK. im just bored and want to give my fish steroids . Maybe I should go buy some superdrol.

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    fish on steroids , huh?

    ok......................

    if you want to save the little fish, maybe you should trim the fins of the alpha, so it is harder for him to get around?

    btw, don't follow my advice. I don't know shit about fish other than they taste good!

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    haha! we actually did this in college! fish was a badass mofo, ate some dbol !

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    Can fish get juiced?

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    Quote Originally Posted by < <Samson> > View Post
    Can fish get juiced?
    if you have fish you don't give a shit about, then give it a try and let's hear how it came out?

    oh shit! here come the "fish rights" crusaders.

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    Hello havent you heard of the bullshark!! test levels through the roof!!

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    yeah i dont care. ill try the dbol .
    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    if you have fish you don't give a shit about, then give it a try and let's hear how it came out?

    oh shit! here come the "fish rights" crusaders.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DAAS View Post
    yeah i dont care. ill try the dbol.
    what?

    no liver protection?

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    Their water intake is good, and their diet is mostly lean protein...flakes.
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    what?

    no liver protection?

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    I got a few, but I think the woman would have a fit

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    Quote Originally Posted by DAAS View Post
    Their water intake is good, and their diet is mostly lean protein...flakes.
    so what you should do is get a cage with a mesh small enough so the fish can't get out, submerse it in the tank, put the fish in it, direct a flow of water at it, and require that the fish swim into the current, else be pinned to the back of the cage. You can regulate the flow of water by installing a valve that will increase flow rate as needed.

    This will facilitate a good fishy workout, thereby allowing your fish to get ripped and look good in a T Shirt
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    OMG you're a genius! Can I have my own sticky thread in the lounge??? I will cronical fish training using different compounds. Ending with methyl tren and cocaine.
    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    so what you should do is get a cage with a mesh small enough so the fish can't get out, submerse it in the tank, put the fish in it, direct a flow of water at it, and require that the fish swim into the current, else be pinned to the back of the cage. You can regulate the flow of water by installing a valve that will increase flow rate as needed.

    This will facilitate a good fishy workout, thereby allowing your fish to get ripped and look good in a T Shirt

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    The alcohol will kill it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DAAS View Post
    OMG you're a genius! Can I have my own sticky thread in the lounge??? I will cronical fish training using different compounds. Ending with methyl tren and cocaine.
    Good idea.

    "DAAS' Fish Steroid Progress log"

    we need to get a baseline going first.

    Please update what the fish can do in pounds:

    Squats
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    Military Press

    And don't give us no shit about the fish not having any thumbs or arms for that matter.........

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    Stream speed swim
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    mating habits
    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    Good idea.

    "DAAS' Fish Steroid Progress log"

    we need to get a baseline going first.

    Please update what the fish can do in pounds:

    Squats
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    Military Press

    And don't give us no shit about the fish not having any thumbs or arms for that matter.........

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    Quote Originally Posted by DAAS View Post
    Stream speed swim
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    mating habits
    well, you know if his libido is going into hyper drive if he tries to hump his food instead of eating it
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    This is up there with the many redz threads for genuine lol's
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    Quote Originally Posted by DCI View Post
    This is up there with the many redz threads for genuine lol's
    disagree.

    Redz' threads are humorous....

    ...but this is some serious shit mate!!
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    .1mL in 60 gallons? you think so?
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    The alcohol will kill it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DAAS View Post
    .1mL in 60 gallons? you think so?
    Yes, Damn things are super sensitive to PH and temp. Im sure just about any amount of alcohol would be fatal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lunk1 View Post
    Yes, Damn things are super sensitive to PH and temp. Im sure just about any amount of alcohol would be fatal.
    depends on the fish.

    cat fish have been known to live out of water for long periods of time.............

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    Let 1ml sit in a dish and slowly heat it to evaporate the alcohol. Sprinkle/pour the contents in the food. Bam! Super fish food.

    Or feed the dbol to gold fish, then feed them to your fish. Dbol + protein.

    Could always tie a small rock to their tail too. That or a bobber type thing. Resistance swimming..

    Soo many good ideas..

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    any ideas on how to set up a fishy gym?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    any ideas on how to set up a fishy gym?
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    salt water or fresh water fish? coz alcohol in freshwater might not be good. in salt water, people used vodka to reduce nitrates.

    used to have so many fish tanks of both till wifey started complaining. now im down to just one large (700 liters) fresh water tank.

    out of curiosity what type of fish do you keep? cychlids? coz those are quite aggressive and depending on the species, may eat other tank mates

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    Just soak his food in it for a day or two

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