I never bothered to get one before but maybe I need a custom title under my name. Throw some ideas out.
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I never bothered to get one before but maybe I need a custom title under my name. Throw some ideas out.
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Happily married family man
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masochist
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Dumped again!
Beach Bodybuilder ~Elite-Hall of Fame~
Attention Seeking Drama Queen
NO SOURCES GIVEN
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What's a Condom?
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The thing that keeps slipping off.Originally Posted by Capebuffalo
"ARs Pork Eating Crusader"
Hank moody californacation
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It's long but sums it up nicely.
Back in El Paso my life would be worthless.
Everything's gone in life; nothing is left.
It's been so long since I've seen the young maiden
My love is stronger than my fear of death.
I saddled up and away I did go,
Riding alone in the dark.
Maybe tomorrow
A bullet may find me.
Tonight nothing's worse than this
Pain in my heart.
aka "JOB"
Dumbass
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Wow nothing useful there.... How can condoms fall off? The elastic part at the bottom ruins the sensation of sex by at least 50% because they cut off circulation. I have a 9" dick so it really doesn't get to me to hear those jabs because they are unfounded. You think I'd be hooking up with so many hotties with a little weapon? Maybe once lol doubt they'd be wanting more every time.
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Yeah I had a friend who use to brag also and when he did that in front of a girl he was seeing when a group of us where all there do you know what she did behind his back but we all could see her...
Stop buying the Asian condoms. Those no joke are small. I ran out my 1st trip and had to buy some. I ripped there more than one and had nothing left but the ring. lol
Last edited by lovbyts; 05-20-2014 at 07:25 AM.
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1. Baby Daddy
2. The Love Doctor
3. Worst Relationship Counselor Ever
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thats a winner.
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she is the one
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"Quick, hide the girls Honey. That creepy guy is cruising by the house again!"
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"Knowledgeable Member"; Simply, mind-boggling
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Liar
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I'm thinking he wished he had not asked this specific question at this point.
Damn.
Welcome to the Good Life
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Every new mate is my soul mate
Hopeless romantic
The pullout king
Condoms are for suckers
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Dr. Phil
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Hit the nail on the head.
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There's a few good ones there now. Love the people who call me liar, it really is all true which is the funny part.
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Of course it's true, you cant make stuff like this up... lol That is what makes it all so fun and interesting.
You can usually tell when someone is just feeding a line of BS.
It's just sort of like a train wreck, you have to watch.
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Train wreck
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I love you (fill in the blank)
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Honestly, shes the one
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Don't take it personal lol...I knew I'd get ur attention
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No Anal no 2nd date
Most likely to have an STD
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Already did her
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I've been clean my whole life never had an std.
How about the tittle: The one
Last edited by redz; 05-25-2014 at 02:57 AM.
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Your the one and the next and the next and the next
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