Roman's Bitchin and Whining Corner..........

[Times Roman]

...............fawk! it's HOT!

[Bigshotvictoria]

My wife won't do anal






























B!tch

[Times Roman]

in her defense, we need to ask.....

Why?

Do you?

[Bigshotvictoria]

in her defense, we need to ask.....

Why?

Do you?

Gee, that's kind of personal...

[Times Roman]

you didn't say "NO"

which is Bro' for saying YES

where did you learn it? At the "Big House"?

[Times Roman]

^see, I get "that way" when it's freaking HAWT

nothing personal mate

[RaginCajun]

Menopause gramps?

[Bigshotvictoria]

^see, I get "that way" when it's freaking HAWT

nothing personal mate

It's okay.

These are tears of joy

[Times Roman]

Menopause gramps?

you suck

at least you could have been respectful and said Andropause . Menopause is for dudes with vaginas

It's okay.

These are tears of joy

that's cool. the wind has been blowing today, and I'm sure it could also be dust particles in your eye

[OdinsOtherSon]

you suck

at least you could have been respectful and said Andropause . Menopause is for dudes with vaginas



that's cool. the wind has been blowing today, and I'm sure it could also be dust particles in your eye

Vaginas or manginas?

[Times Roman]

Vaginas or manginas?

Not into "Man"ginas.

If I were, I'd go to the big house and learn anal like my buddy BigShot, right? =)

[Times Roman]

damn!

sorry 'bout that BigShot

let me get you a Kleenex. All this sand flying about on a windy day like today, enough to give anyone "wet eye"

[Bigshotvictoria]

damn!

sorry 'bout that BigShot

let me get you a Kleenex. All this sand flying about on a windy day like today, enough to give anyone "wet eye"

'

The only "wet eye" I want is the one she won't give me...

[Times Roman]

.........sometimes ya gotta give if you wanna get?

so if she does that for you, what are you willing to sacrifice for her?

(and it's gotta be of comparable or greater value)

[Hazard]

I hate when women don't do anal.....


Give us details.... Maybe we can help.

- have you two tried it?

- how did you go about it? What was the procedure?

- was there foreplay?

- what was the position?

- if she hasn't tried it - what's her reason?

They may seem silly but they're serious..... There's a reason why she won't doit. Everything can be solved.....

[Bigshotvictoria]

.........sometimes ya gotta give if you wanna get?

so if she does that for you, what are you willing to sacrifice for her?

(and it's gotta be of comparable or greater value)

My heart isn't enough?

[Hazard]

My heart isn't enough?

For anal? Haha sadly NO

[Times Roman]

I hate when women don't do anal.....


Give us details.... Maybe we can help.

- have you two tried it?

- how did you go about it? What was the procedure?

- was there foreplay?

- what was the position?

- if she hasn't tried it - what's her reason?

They may seem silly but they're serious..... There's a reason why she won't doit. Everything can be solved.....

you forgot to ask for pictures

with and without the speculam

damn Haz....
...I gotta remind you about everything?

[Hazard]

you forgot to ask for pictures

with and without the speculam

damn Haz....
...I gotta remind you about everything?

Sorry..... Worked a 16 hour day today. I was also writing it while making a poop

[Bigshotvictoria]

I hate when women don't do anal.....


Give us details.... Maybe we can help.

- have you two tried it?

- how did you go about it? What was the procedure?

- was there foreplay?

- what was the position?

- if she hasn't tried it - what's her reason?

They may seem silly but they're serious..... There's a reason why she won't doit. Everything can be solved.....

-We've tried

-She'd already came several times, and wasn't nervous. Tons of lube, and gently easing it in.

-Tons of foreplay

-Doggy

-Her reason is that I'm just too big (not to toot my own horn but it's large, too large). In fact, I've been with women who were very into anal, but wouldn't because of my size. I've actually come to accept that it's not in the cards, but I like to whine about it.

[Hazard]

-We've tried

-She'd already came several times, and wasn't nervous. Tons of lube, and gently easing it in.

-Tons of foreplay

-Doggy

-Her reason is that I'm just too big (not to toot my own horn but it's large, too large). In fact, I've been with women who were very into anal, but wouldn't because of my size. I've actually come to accept that it's not in the cards, but I like to whine about it.

I don't feel bad for you anymore.....

Lmao

[Times Roman]

I hear a Salami joke in the making............?

[Hazard]

I got somethin to bitch about.....


I was maced in the face today..... It's a long story..... And no I didn't rape anyone.

Fvckin shit felt like someone dumped a gallon of hotsauce in my eyes and lit it on fire.... Lol

[Times Roman]

I got somethin to bitch about.....


I was maced in the face today..... It's a long story..... And no I didn't rape anyone.

Fvckin shit felt like someone dumped a gallon of hotsauce in my eyes and lit it on fire.... Lol

oh? I see you never went through Boot Camp and had to go through the gas house?

ya learn all about Capsicum Pepper there...
...call it what you will.

I could tell stories about that day...
....but I just checked and no one put a quarter in the machine yet!

[Hazard]

oh? I see you never went through Boot Camp and had to go through the gas house?

ya learn all about Capsicum Pepper there...
...call it what you will.

I could tell stories about that day...
....but I just checked and no one put a quarter in the machine yet!

Lol nope but it was a small bedroom and one of my "younger aged" partners was premature with the pepper spray. He was also a bad shot and held that nozzle down way longer than needed.

I just showered and my eyes burn again lol

[DrewZ]

Bigshot, I've found that anal is like parallel parking your girlfriend's car...

It's best to let her back it in because if there's damage, she can't blame you.

[David LoPan]

NO BJ on Fatherday Day! Got an nice assortment of top notch beer . . . which I will not drink one for months. Would have rather had a BJ, I can buy my own beer when I want it.

[Hazard]

Bigshot, I've found that anal is like parallel parking your girlfriend's car...

It's best to let her back it in because if there's damage, she can't blame you.

Lmfao

Mine prefers being on her back. I think it's easier for her to relax like that....

Doggy style hurts her too much. Although when we switch to doggy from missionary..... It's easier.

[Times Roman]

Lol nope but it was a small bedroom and one of my "younger aged" partners was premature with the pepper spray. He was also a bad shot and held that nozzle down way longer than needed.

I just showered and my eyes burn again lol

ok.....
....now I hear an "Ass Whoopin" story in the making?

[Hazard]

ok.....
....now I hear an "Ass Whoopin" story in the making?

I had to have a talk with him. He takes things personal and over reacts. He appolgized a few times..... And won't doit again.

While there was SOME justification for it..... I could have handled everything on my own. Certainly could have with him there.....

[DontTaseMeBro]

car has been in the shop for 18 days...train crossing arm came down and broke the windshield on my truck...big project at work that multiple people interrupt by calling all day asking when its gonna be finished...doctor can't figure out whats wrong with my ribs. says take anti-inflammatory and see if it feels better in a few weeks, can't lift in the mean time...wife got drunk and lost her phone and keys...kids have't called or answered the phone in 2 weeks (not even on fathers day)...i got a rash.


that's about it for today.

[marcus300]

Euro is a coward and a fuking low life cvnt

[diesel101]

I hate plumbers, electricians and for the most part all contractors. I take that back I don't hate them they just piss me off.

[Times Roman]

^well, don't fvck up yer shit and you won't need them!

[DCI]

Job searching and it's not going well ffs.

And I have to wait 3 weeks for my exhaust for the car to come from Japan and it needs a rocker cover gasket which requires removing half of the engine in Toyotas wisdom lol my bitching aint much compared to the other peoples problems lmao

[Othello]

Istanbul is soo hot :S and damned power keeps going off and on

miss home

[Times Roman]

Istanbul is soo hot :S and damned power keeps going off and on

miss home

we were on the presidential power grid in Kabul. power outages are still constant. had to get a huge backup generator. middle east is not known for reliable power sources.

[derekkpapa1]

Day at beach and got my white azz burnt now its hurting.

[Times Roman]

^so now we should call you...

....Boy Crab?

[derekkpapa1]

My kids calling me lobster. Dam muddas