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    Roman's Bitchin and Whining Corner..........

    ...............fawk! it's HOT!

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    My wife won't do anal






























    B!tch

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    in her defense, we need to ask.....

    Why?

    Do you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    in her defense, we need to ask.....

    Why?

    Do you?
    Gee, that's kind of personal...

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    you didn't say "NO"

    which is Bro' for saying YES

    where did you learn it? At the "Big House"?

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    ^see, I get "that way" when it's freaking HAWT

    nothing personal mate

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    Menopause gramps?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    ^see, I get "that way" when it's freaking HAWT

    nothing personal mate
    It's okay.

    These are tears of joy

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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00 View Post
    Menopause gramps?
    you suck

    at least you could have been respectful and said Andropause. Menopause is for dudes with vaginas

    Quote Originally Posted by Bigshotvictoria View Post
    It's okay.

    These are tears of joy
    that's cool. the wind has been blowing today, and I'm sure it could also be dust particles in your eye

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    you suck

    at least you could have been respectful and said Andropause. Menopause is for dudes with vaginas



    that's cool. the wind has been blowing today, and I'm sure it could also be dust particles in your eye
    Vaginas or manginas?

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    Quote Originally Posted by OdinsOtherSon View Post
    Vaginas or manginas?
    Not into "Man"ginas.

    If I were, I'd go to the big house and learn anal like my buddy BigShot, right? =)

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    damn!

    sorry 'bout that BigShot

    let me get you a Kleenex. All this sand flying about on a windy day like today, enough to give anyone "wet eye"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    damn!

    sorry 'bout that BigShot

    let me get you a Kleenex. All this sand flying about on a windy day like today, enough to give anyone "wet eye"
    '

    The only "wet eye" I want is the one she won't give me...

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    .........sometimes ya gotta give if you wanna get?

    so if she does that for you, what are you willing to sacrifice for her?

    (and it's gotta be of comparable or greater value)

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    I hate when women don't do anal.....


    Give us details.... Maybe we can help.

    - have you two tried it?

    - how did you go about it? What was the procedure?

    - was there foreplay?

    - what was the position?

    - if she hasn't tried it - what's her reason?

    They may seem silly but they're serious..... There's a reason why she won't doit. Everything can be solved.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    .........sometimes ya gotta give if you wanna get?

    so if she does that for you, what are you willing to sacrifice for her?

    (and it's gotta be of comparable or greater value)
    My heart isn't enough?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigshotvictoria

    My heart isn't enough?
    For anal? Haha sadly NO

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    I hate when women don't do anal.....


    Give us details.... Maybe we can help.

    - have you two tried it?

    - how did you go about it? What was the procedure?

    - was there foreplay?

    - what was the position?

    - if she hasn't tried it - what's her reason?

    They may seem silly but they're serious..... There's a reason why she won't doit. Everything can be solved.....
    you forgot to ask for pictures

    with and without the speculam

    damn Haz....
    ...I gotta remind you about everything?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman

    you forgot to ask for pictures

    with and without the speculam

    damn Haz....
    ...I gotta remind you about everything?
    Sorry..... Worked a 16 hour day today. I was also writing it while making a poop

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    I hate when women don't do anal.....


    Give us details.... Maybe we can help.

    - have you two tried it?

    - how did you go about it? What was the procedure?

    - was there foreplay?

    - what was the position?

    - if she hasn't tried it - what's her reason?

    They may seem silly but they're serious..... There's a reason why she won't doit. Everything can be solved.....
    -We've tried

    -She'd already came several times, and wasn't nervous. Tons of lube, and gently easing it in.

    -Tons of foreplay

    -Doggy

    -Her reason is that I'm just too big (not to toot my own horn but it's large, too large). In fact, I've been with women who were very into anal, but wouldn't because of my size. I've actually come to accept that it's not in the cards, but I like to whine about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigshotvictoria

    -We've tried

    -She'd already came several times, and wasn't nervous. Tons of lube, and gently easing it in.

    -Tons of foreplay

    -Doggy

    -Her reason is that I'm just too big (not to toot my own horn but it's large, too large). In fact, I've been with women who were very into anal, but wouldn't because of my size. I've actually come to accept that it's not in the cards, but I like to whine about it.
    I don't feel bad for you anymore.....

    Lmao

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    I hear a Salami joke in the making............?

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    I got somethin to bitch about.....


    I was maced in the face today..... It's a long story..... And no I didn't rape anyone.

    Fvckin shit felt like someone dumped a gallon of hotsauce in my eyes and lit it on fire.... Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    I got somethin to bitch about.....


    I was maced in the face today..... It's a long story..... And no I didn't rape anyone.

    Fvckin shit felt like someone dumped a gallon of hotsauce in my eyes and lit it on fire.... Lol
    oh? I see you never went through Boot Camp and had to go through the gas house?

    ya learn all about Capsicum Pepper there...
    ...call it what you will.

    I could tell stories about that day...
    ....but I just checked and no one put a quarter in the machine yet!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman

    oh? I see you never went through Boot Camp and had to go through the gas house?

    ya learn all about Capsicum Pepper there...
    ...call it what you will.

    I could tell stories about that day...
    ....but I just checked and no one put a quarter in the machine yet!
    Lol nope but it was a small bedroom and one of my "younger aged" partners was premature with the pepper spray. He was also a bad shot and held that nozzle down way longer than needed.

    I just showered and my eyes burn again lol

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    Bigshot, I've found that anal is like parallel parking your girlfriend's car...

    It's best to let her back it in because if there's damage, she can't blame you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrewZ
    Bigshot, I've found that anal is like parallel parking your girlfriend's car...

    It's best to let her back it in because if there's damage, she can't blame you.
    Lmfao

    Mine prefers being on her back. I think it's easier for her to relax like that....

    Doggy style hurts her too much. Although when we switch to doggy from missionary..... It's easier.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    Lol nope but it was a small bedroom and one of my "younger aged" partners was premature with the pepper spray. He was also a bad shot and held that nozzle down way longer than needed.

    I just showered and my eyes burn again lol
    ok.....
    ....now I hear an "Ass Whoopin" story in the making?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman

    ok.....
    ....now I hear an "Ass Whoopin" story in the making?
    I had to have a talk with him. He takes things personal and over reacts. He appolgized a few times..... And won't doit again.

    While there was SOME justification for it..... I could have handled everything on my own. Certainly could have with him there.....

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    that's about it for today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Othello View Post
    Istanbul is soo hot :S and damned power keeps going off and on

    miss home
    we were on the presidential power grid in Kabul. power outages are still constant. had to get a huge backup generator. middle east is not known for reliable power sources.

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