See, this one is different. Ya gotta be nice to me here, and not call me gramps, or any of that shit.
Got it?
(damn kids)
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See, this one is different. Ya gotta be nice to me here, and not call me gramps, or any of that shit.
Got it?
(damn kids)
Serious question...
What was Jesus like?
And why were you Romans such dicks to him?
Alex Trebek: Good Question BigShot! And how much do you want to bet on the daily double?
you want me to watch that?Quote:
Originally Posted by Bigshotvictoria
that's a minute thirty of my life...
....lessee, what could I do with a minute thirty instead of watching Alex?
1) Big Dump w/o wiping - wiping is extra time
2) Pick my nose and fling it atchya
3) Fart in your general direction
we shouldn't be wasting time. Waaaay too precious!
I was trying to think of something witty to say, then I realized you don't wipe your ass. Gross. Efficient, but gross.Quote:
Originally Posted by Times Roman
^I take Psyllium Husk fiber. Comes out clean as a whistle...
...well, not sure how clean your whistle is, but mine is pretty damn clean.
nine times out of ten, when I wipe, it's a waste of TP