Roman's Whinin and Bitchin Corner...........

[Times Roman]

See, this one is different. Ya gotta be nice to me here, and not call me gramps, or any of that shit.

Got it?

(damn kids)

[Bigshotvictoria]

Serious question...

What was Jesus like?

And why were you Romans such dicks to him?

[Times Roman]

Alex Trebek: Good Question BigShot! And how much do you want to bet on the daily double?

[Bigshotvictoria]

[Times Roman]

you want me to watch that?

that's a minute thirty of my life...
....lessee, what could I do with a minute thirty instead of watching Alex?

1) Big Dump w/o wiping - wiping is extra time
2) Pick my nose and fling it atchya
3) Fart in your general direction

we shouldn't be wasting time. Waaaay too precious!

[Bigshotvictoria]

you want me to watch that?

that's a minute thirty of my life...
....lessee, what could I do with a minute thirty instead of watching Alex?

1) Big Dump w/o wiping - wiping is extra time
2) Pick my nose and fling it atchya
3) Fart in your general direction

we shouldn't be wasting time. Waaaay too precious!

I was trying to think of something witty to say, then I realized you don't wipe your ass. Gross. Efficient, but gross.

[Times Roman]

^I take Psyllium Husk fiber. Comes out clean as a whistle...

...well, not sure how clean your whistle is, but mine is pretty damn clean.

nine times out of ten, when I wipe, it's a waste of TP