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  1. 06-25-2014, 05:32 PM #1
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    Back from Cancun......

    I had a great trip and ended up hooking up with a 22 year old Colombian girl most of the trip. It was amazing every second with her. She's 4 years into becoming a heart surgeon and she's gorgeous. Only problem is she lives in Colombia lol. So it looks like I'll be visiting her at some point. She wants to come visit Canada too, I know it's crazy but I really like her and want to spend more time with her. I had written off the idea of being with another Colombian but now I'm more intrigued than ever this girl is passionate, sexy, fun and smart. I'm know I'll be getting ripped hard for this but I can't help how I am. This girl melted me I really didn't intend on having a romance but it just happened. In any case the trip was great.
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    Honestly don't know why I opened this thread expecting something different. ...but I did...guess jokes on me
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    don't encourage him....
    .....every piece of ass he gets is the woman of his life

    see, I thought this was a body building bulletin board....

    ....not a damn lonely hearts club?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    don't encourage him....
    .....every piece of ass he gets is the woman of his life

    see, I thought this was a body building bulletin board....

    ....not a damn lonely hearts club?
    Wasn't encouraging at all....lol...maybe my comment didn't come out right
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    I thought it was quiet around here.....


    I KNEW this thread was coming right after he said he was goin to cancun lol
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    Prediction: within 6 months Redz will be planning a move to Colombia
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard
    Prediction: within 6 months Redz will be planning above to Colombia
    I will take the under!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    Prediction: within 6 months Redz will be planning above to Colombia
    More like in 6 days he'll be claiming he found a new love of his life.
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    Personally I'd like to see some pic's of this chick! Come on Redz, post up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kelkel View Post
    Personally I'd like to see some pic's of this chick! Come on Redz, post up.
    I agree we need proof!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sfla80 View Post
    Honestly don't know why I opened this thread expecting something different. ...but I did...guess jokes on me
    I dont know, it's exactly what I was expecting.

    Remember, pictures or it didnt happen
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    ^^ x4
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    Got any pics of this chick?

    Reds is like Steroid.com's very own Don Juan Deroido.
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    I think he just has a selection of stories ready to go. I'm pretty sure that all the antics are in his head and he just puts them to paper and posts the best one every few weeks.

    One day we will get the truth

    'Hi, I'm Redz. I'm an attention seeking whore who is still a virgin because I have zero confidence and a micro penis. I make up all these stories so you guys will like me and think I'm an alpha male like you lot. Although that doesn't appear to get respect so I've laid the truth out at last'
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  18. 06-26-2014, 06:01 AM #18
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    I have posted countless pics on here of the women I'm talking about there really would be no point to making this stuff up. The small dick thing I wouldn't wish on anyone but again I don't have that problem as I am blessed with a large package. Click image for larger version.  Name: image.jpg  Views: 216  Size: 45.9 KB  ID: 151561
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    i dont know about the heart surgeon thing.

    think you werent the only one telling stories on this trip.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DOSA View Post
    i dont know about the heart surgeon thing.

    think you werent the only one telling stories on this trip.
    I like to tell everyone I am a plastic surgeon when I go on vacation, but for some reason I must not meet the physical profile because no one believes me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by redz View Post
    I have posted countless pics on here of the women I'm talking about there really would be no point to making this stuff up. The small dick thing I wouldn't wish on anyone but again I don't have that problem as I am blessed with a large package. Click image for larger version.  Name: image.jpg  Views: 216  Size: 45.9 KB  ID: 151561
    Your so special Redz...
    ...you must be proud of yourself.

    I don't know how so much wonderful can fit all inside just one person?
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  22. 06-26-2014, 08:16 AM #22
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    These threads are like thrash tv you know you shouldnt laugh or be interested but some how they suck you in lol
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    This reminds me of a few trips to Jamaica I always seem to drink,party and sleep with a blonde several times a day for the whole week its positively the best week of the year! Oh wait it is my wife so I guess that is not the same thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DCI View Post
    These threads are like thrash tv you know you shouldnt laugh or be interested but some how they suck you in lol
    X2. Reminds me of Jerry Springer or something hahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by Docd187123 View Post
    X2. Reminds me of Jerry Springer or something hahaha
    Hmmmm I wonder could we find redz on an episode were they do a paternity test, I'm sure his walk on music will be this song

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    Quote Originally Posted by DCI View Post
    Hmmmm I wonder could we find redz on an episode were they do a paternity test, I'm sure his walk on music will be this song

    Dat Baby don't look like me - YouTube

    Or this one lol

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    I definitely don't have any children but hopefully soon. Need this girl to finish medical school first lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by redz View Post
    I definitely don't have any children but hopefully soon. Need this girl to finish medical school first lol.
    You're already considering having kids with a girl you've known for a week?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Docd187123 View Post
    You're already considering having kids with a girl you've known for a week?
    Winner winner chicken dinner lol. He needs to find a women with life exeperience than a child blinded by his bs
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    Quote Originally Posted by DCI View Post
    Winner winner chicken dinner lol. He needs to find a women with life exeperience than a child blinded by his bs
    I had chicken for lunch. What did I win?!?! Lol
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    Chicken for dinner lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by DCI View Post

    Winner winner chicken dinner lol. He needs to find a women with life exeperience than a child blinded by his bs
    I just want to find one that will let me get a $1 million+ insurance policy on her and me the benifishory.
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    You don't ask for much lb do you lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by DCI View Post
    You don't ask for much lb do you lol
    I'm learning. I only had 50K on the 1st one and 250K on the 2nd one.
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    If I die my wife becomes wealthy if she dies I get a package of tic tacs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by diesel101 View Post
    If I die my wife becomes wealthy if she dies I get a package of tic tacs.
    Your doing it wrong.... You have to make it fair. Why should it be any less on her than you? You will grieve just as much, maybe more? It's cheaper on women also. My wife actually (says) she doesnt even want to know how much is on me or cares but same as you, she will be quite well off if anything happens to me and who knows, this one may just out live me since she is 20 years younger. I did do what I could to knock a few years off her this morning.
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    Quote Originally Posted by redz View Post
    I definitely don't have any children but hopefully soon. Need this girl to finish medical school first lol.
    since I started paying attention to this nut, he's had several "love of his life's" in just a couple of months.

    he meets this one, and guess what? somehow he thinks there is going to be a future with her?

    but what happened to the last four he thought he had a future with?

    I tell you what. Redz is probably the least self aware person on the board.

    EVERYBODY knows Redz better than Redz does....

    ...why do I say this? Because EVERYBODY knows what he says is a bunch of shit and is subject to change at any given second. And in two weeks, she aint nothing but a memory when some other piece of ass strikes his fancy.

    Poor Redz, you dumb bastard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post

    since I started paying attention to this nut, he's had several "love of his life's" in just a couple of months.

    he meets this one, and guess what? somehow he thinks there is going to be a future with her?

    but what happened to the last four he thought he had a future with?

    I tell you what. Redz is probably the least self aware person on the board.

    EVERYBODY knows Redz better than Redz does....

    ...why do I say this? Because EVERYBODY knows what he says is a bunch of shit and is subject to change at any given second. And in two weeks, she aint nothing but a memory when some other piece of ass strikes his fancy.

    Poor Redz, you dumb bastard.
    Now tr that's not true. This one will be history in a week or less.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    You will grieve just as much, maybe more?
    We have lots of tears that will need to be shed at Cartier.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Honkey_Kong View Post

    Reds is like Steroid.com's very own Don Juan Deroido.
    That's Don Juan Steroido.
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