That feeling when the girl you were seeing turns out to be a lesbian...

**jay94** · 07-12-2014, 06:37 AM

Ok, I wasn't dating this chick, but we had made out a couple times and I was really starting to kinda like her. Sporty girl, the open-minded kind, pretty, totally my kind.

Last night I went out for the first time in a couple months (stopped going out when I stopped drinking) because she told me she was gonna hang out at some club with some of her friends.

I walked into the place at about 11h30pm, only to find her french kissing and close-dancing with one of her girl friends who, turns out, is more than just a friend.

She saw my reaction, and took me outside to have a talk with me. She apologized, said that she realized she had unconsciously used me to make sure she didn't like guys. I think by now you guys figured out what was the result of that experiment - she doesn't.

I know there are much bigger problems in life but waking up this morning I was feeling like shit. Not just because I'm feeling used, but also because I was starting to genuinely like her.

**ironbeck** · 07-12-2014, 06:45 AM

What's the question... k move on no biggie.

**Lunk1** · 07-12-2014, 06:46 AM

Or....she just doesn't like you!

**RaginCajun** · 07-12-2014, 07:04 AM

Heeeeelllllllllllllloooooooo!!!!!

Well bud, you just missed your threesome opportunity!

Are you sure you are not gay?

**gixxerboy1** · 07-12-2014, 08:25 AM

I don't get the issue. You went on a couple dates with a lesbian.

**austinite** · 07-12-2014, 08:51 AM

Originally Posted by gixxerboy1

I don't get the issue. You went on a couple dates with a lesbian.

yeah. What's the problem?

**derekkpapa1** · 07-12-2014, 09:26 AM

Stick it to here nice and hard she will come back

**David LoPan** · 07-12-2014, 10:03 AM

Should have got her and her friend in bed at the same time and tried some anal on them. Figured I would beat Redz tot his comment

**Hoggage_54** · 07-12-2014, 12:17 PM

So you completely turned her off from men... I would be embarrassed if I were you.

**Times Roman** · 07-12-2014, 12:37 PM

I'm surprised one member in particular hasn't checked in yet to tell us he could guarantee he could turn the entire lesbian community into hetero and then they would all want to marry him in less than a week.....?

**Hoggage_54** · 07-12-2014, 12:47 PM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

I'm surprised one member in particular hasn't checked in yet to tell us he could guarantee he could turn the entire lesbian community into hetero and then they would all want to marry him in less than a week.....?

I believe he was hosting a mass lesbian conversion event today...

**RaginCajun** · 07-12-2014, 01:03 PM

Originally Posted by Hoggage_54

I believe he was hosting a mass lesbian conversion event today...

**DOSA** · 07-12-2014, 02:26 PM

Redz is the guy to speak with.

Around here, he is the love doctor...lol

**Bigshotvictoria** · 07-12-2014, 05:32 PM

Originally Posted by DOSA

Redz is the guy to speak with.

Around here, he is the love doctor...lol

Close...

After making love he requires a doctor.

**jay94** · 07-12-2014, 06:13 PM

Not sure if you guys are too harsh, or I'm too much of a crybaby.

**Cuz** · 07-12-2014, 06:24 PM

Originally Posted by Hoggage_54

So you completely turned her off from men... I would be embarrassed if I were you.

**lovbyts** · 07-12-2014, 07:55 PM

Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00

Heeeeelllllllllllllloooooooo!!!!!

Well bud, you just missed your threesome opportunity!

Are you sure you are not gay?

OUCH!!! that's it, kick em when their down.

Originally Posted by Derekjpapa

Stick it to here nice and hard she will come back

No, no, no you have it wrong. You need to learn to eat/lick pvssy better than her girlfriends. I have dates a few who were quote lesbians and wife #1 & #2 were bi, not #3 or at least not yet.

lol

Back on point, dont give up on her. Get back in there and tell her you are fine with her liking women because you like them also so why shouldn't she? Just convince her she just has not been with a guy who knows how to please a woman yet and NO I dont mean just dicking them, anyone can do that but learn to actually please her. Dont be afraid to ask for a little assistance because everyone is different.

Now even if things dont work out where you get to date her again no biggie and just move on. If you are not into the girl/girl thing and think it might bother you that's fine also. Some people are OK watching it on video but not so much in person participating or not.

Wife #1 and I had one girl who use to come over to play who was 100% into girls and didn't want let me or any guy do anything with her but she was OK playing with the wife or wife playing with her and me with the wife at the same time but after a couple of times the wife talked her into letting me perform oral on her (never intercourse) and after the 1st time she was sold on the idea and good to go and be more involved. Good times.

**songdog** · 07-13-2014, 12:19 PM

Dam bro I hope you aint the type too fall in love on a one nite stand.You better never go out with Haz and the boyz when they cross the bridge.Beacuse them girls will school you quick!

**Hazard** · 07-13-2014, 12:58 PM

Lmao

**Shol'va** · 07-13-2014, 01:36 PM

You think that's bad, I was dating a guy who I later found out was GAY! Are there no more Straight guys left?

**Times Roman** · 07-13-2014, 04:03 PM

Originally Posted by Shol'va

You think that's bad, I was dating a guy who I later found out was GAY! Are there no more Straight guys left?

you later found out he was gay?

ho shit. so he springs it on you after sex? sum bitch should have been more up front with you from the beginning!

**gixxerboy1** · 07-13-2014, 08:37 PM

Originally Posted by Shol'va

You think that's bad, I was dating a guy who I later found out was GAY! Are there no more Straight guys left?

he was only gay when having sex

**austinite** · 07-13-2014, 08:38 PM

Fụck her right in the pụssy.

**Times Roman** · 07-13-2014, 08:40 PM

Originally Posted by gixxerboy1

he was only gay when having sex

like the gay stripper that really wasn't gay because he "didn't like it?"

**austinite** · 07-13-2014, 08:41 PM

Are you guys talking about Gay... as in Happy? I'm so confused.

**lovbyts** · 07-13-2014, 09:11 PM

Originally Posted by Shol'va

You think that's bad, I was dating a guy who I later found out was GAY! Are there no more Straight guys left?

Isn't that the new normal?

Originally Posted by austinite

Are you guys talking about Gay... as in Happy? I'm so confused.

Your not confused, your just befuddled, perplexed, mystified and maybe a little curious? I'm sure Shol'va can straighten you out.

Originally Posted by Times Roman

like the gay stripper that really wasn't gay because he "didn't like it?"

He only did it because he was making like $40 tips a night. It was all about the money. lol

**Times Roman** · 07-13-2014, 09:13 PM

Originally Posted by lovbyts

Isn't that the new normal?

another reason to be proud of being old school! =)

**kelkel** · 07-13-2014, 09:15 PM

Originally Posted by Shol'va

You think that's bad, I was dating a guy who I later found out was GAY! Are there no more Straight guys left?

What nerve!

The entire world is out of orbit.

**austinite** · 07-13-2014, 09:16 PM

**diesel101** · 07-14-2014, 09:02 AM

The old " I am a lesbian" trick to get rid of a guy she doesn't like.

**trikydik** · 07-14-2014, 09:25 AM

I dated a girl who was living with 3 other girls... was waiting on her to get ready to go out... walked in on her french kissing a "roommate" one of the other girls laughed that I didn't know... but then was pissed to find out she was Bi...Life happens... Get over it... go back to the gym... work a little frustration out... find a hottie with a great ass, small boobs and is really horny and forget about this episode... except when you are wondering how you fvcked up the chance for a REALLY hot 3 way... you schmuck!

No just kidding..

How could he screw that up???/