My friend Jim walks into his bedroom and sees his wife, Sue
packing a suitcase. He says, "What are you doing?" She answers,
"I'm moving to Las Vegas. I heard prostitutes there get paid
$400 for doing what I do for you for free!"
Later that night on her way out, Sue walks into the bedroom
and sees Jim packing his suitcase. When she asks him where he's
going, he replies... "I'm going to Vegas too. I want to see you
live on $800 a year!"