"How to Eat Chicken Without Wanting to Kill Yourself" A guide for meatheads

[davesah1]

[Rwy]

LOL- normally this kids voice makes me want to jump in front of a bus but he was funny here.

[oldnfl42]

This video is hilarious.

My favorite way to cook chicken breasts is to soak them in a traditional brine with salt and molasses. Soak the breasts for 12 to 24 hrs, dry them, season them heavily, and grill em. They usually come out quite tender.


And forget about 165 degrees internal temp for finishing. That number is far too high, and you will be assured a dried out breast. You just want a glossy white texture in the middle, maybe 130-140 degrees?, but you can tell just by looking.

[Rwy]

Organic or Jew chicken is very tender

[derekkpapa1]

Boil it on Sunday divide it up for the week with some rice or broccoli.

[DCI]

Too many funny qoutes in that quality

[Hazard]

Boil it on Sunday divide it up for the week with some rice or broccoli.

I just gagged.....

Boiling chicken is THE WORST way to cook chicken lol. Dries out like a mfkr unless you shred it and add enchilada sauce to it lol

[DCI]

I boil mine all the time and it's people like oven cooking just boil it to death for 10 chicken breasts in a pot from cold to cooked in 25 mins perfect. Let them cool and into air tight ikea lunch boxes keeps them from drying out

[derekkpapa1]

I know it flavorless.
sometimes I will treat myself and add some Italian dressing but I don't have alot of time.
I was using the George Foreman grill but dam thing died.

[Hazard]

If chicken is juicy..... It easy to eat. You just hafta get the temperature and cooking times just right. Once you figure that out its not so bad.

[Hoggage_54]

[kelkel]

you will be assured a dried out breast.

Absolutely nothing worse!



I think that's one of his funnier videos! That guy's hysterical. Catch the Ebola reference?

[Times Roman]

his protein cookie video was a little funnier.

I think this guy is related to Vinnie the Chin.

But he doesn't look like he works out much?

[Khazima]

But he doesn't look like he works out much?

See him when he flex's/takes his shirt off though, has a decent physique for a natty.

I either put teriyaki sauce or some sort of curry sauce with my chicken, never hate any of my meals they're all sensational lol.

[Honkey_Kong]

If the chicken's cooked right, it doesn't taste bad. Best way to add flavour to chicken breast is with a meat syringe and there is no such thing as too much garlic. I like injecting red pepper, lemon juice, garlic, onion, a touch of salt and a splash of white vinegar into chicken breasts and then grill them. Then put some Sweet Baby Ray's BBQ sauce on in while it's grilling (or use some Tapatio sauce after it's done cooking) and you got a meal.

And if you get fresh tuna, it's pretty good. The canned shit is nasty though.

[Times Roman]

See him when he flex's/takes his shirt off though, has a decent physique for a natty.

I either put teriyaki sauce or some sort of curry sauce with my chicken, never hate any of my meals they're all sensational lol.

yeah, maybe. just thought it a little funny a skinny guy like that all fired up in his "body building" subject matter video

[kelkel]

I either put teriyaki sauce or some sort of curry sauce with my chicken, never hate any of my meals they're all sensational lol.

For me It's BBQ sauce or A1 when I mix up chicken & rice. Love it.

[jimmyinkedup]

I like this guys vids more and ore as i see them...
For me it is hot sauce on chicken. I love Tabasco chipolte hot sauce.

[kelkel]

I like this guys vids more and ore as i see them...
For me it is hot sauce on chicken. I love Tabasco chipolte hot sauce.

Think we're almost cheating on your "What are You Eating Now" thread......

[Honkey_Kong]

Guys, I've been addicted to those Dreyer's Outshine fruit bars lately. They're made with real fruit juice and you can't just have one.

[lovbyts]

Guys, I've been addicted to those Dreyer's Outshine fruit bars lately. They're made with real fruit juice and you can't just have one.

To much sugar from fruit can lead to diabetes.

[zempey]

I love this guys videos, he cracks me up.

I bake my chicken at 275* covered for 3 hours then let it sit in the oven for a couple more to cool down slow. I season it with paprika, garlic salt, taco seasoning, black pepper, and onion powder. I freeze them warm and they are super tender and juicy when thawed out. I put them in my salad and just break them up by hand, they shred with no effort at all.

[Honkey_Kong]

To much sugar from fruit can lead to diabetes.

Try one and tell me you didn't keep going back to the freezer until you finished off the box.

[Honkey_Kong]

I love this guys videos, he cracks me up.

I bake my chicken at 275* covered for 3 hours then let it sit in the oven for a couple more to cool down slow. I season it with paprika, garlic salt, taco seasoning, black pepper, and onion powder. I freeze them warm and they are super tender and juicy when thawed out. I put them in my salad and just break them up by hand, they shred with no effort at all.

Salad? Gross!

[zempey]

It is mostly raw veggies and chicken tossed in a bowl with apple cider vinegar, red wine vinegar, and olive oil, there is very little lettuce. I hate eating samiches, the bread is such a waste of calories.

[Times Roman]

I like this guys vids more and ore as i see them...
For me it is hot sauce on chicken. I love Tabasco chipolte hot sauce.

agree. I've seen two now. both funny. but the other one where he was baking or making a cake/cookie (can't remember), and subbing all these ingredients (flour is for pussies, use protein powder; baking soda is for faggots, use creatine.....) and then at the end he takes a bite out of his creation and almost vomits.

[RewardingLabor]

thank you all for this thread. I caught this right before a chicken dinner and have never identified so hard with anything.