How do you tell your girlfriend that you just had sex with your gym partner?

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Originally Posted by jay94

Well, you guys can think what you want. It's true that it's impossible for me to prove my aforementioned statement, but at the end of the day, like I said, this was only a hypothetical situation. It didn't happen.

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So then we are back to you not having a girlfriend and being afraid to ask someone out? If it was me and I wanted to stick around I think I would stay out of the lounge for quite a while and not make up any more hypothetical questions.

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Originally Posted by jay94

LOL you guys are funny. I never specifically stated that I was talking about something which happened to me. In fact, it didn't happen. I just found myself the other day asking myself about what I would do if this did happen to me, and so I asked you guys for a solution to this hypothetical situation because I was bored. I guess I was misunderstood.

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Troll

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Originally Posted by lovbyts

So then we are back to you not having a girlfriend and being afraid to ask someone out? If it was me and I wanted to stick around I think I would stay out of the lounge for quite a while and not make up any more hypothetical questions.

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God have mercy! Word

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Originally Posted by lovbyts

So then we are back to you not having a girlfriend and being afraid to ask someone out? If it was me and I wanted to stick around I think I would stay out of the lounge for quite a while and not make up any more hypothetical questions.

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If he wasn't a troll, I'd actually feel sorry for him since he's going to die a virgin that's too afraid to ask a girl out. But he's a troll :)

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Originally Posted by jay94

LOL you guys are funny. I never specifically stated that I was talking about something which happened to me. In fact, it didn't happen. I just found myself the other day asking myself about what I would do if this did happen to me, and so I asked you guys for a solution to this hypothetical situation because I was bored. I guess I was misunderstood.

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Busted! Troll

Been there-done that. But that was like 23 years ago for me. And it wasn't a very good experience for me.
I knew my gym partner since she was a sexy, hot 17 year old virgin. By the time I'd "hit it", she was a 21 year old cute but chunky gym partner who'd been far beyond virginity by then.

As for your question.......If she don't ask, don't tell.
However, if she does ask, take the Shaggy approach and in a stern voice say, "WASN'T ME!"

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Originally Posted by Times Roman

you mean your "ex" girlfriend?

well, if you say nothing, she'll probably figure it out anyways.

So I would pack all your valuables first, secure them, and then tell her. No sense in fvcking up twice

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Agreed.

put a wedding ring on both hands and enjoy the rest of your life. :aajack:

Here's how you tell your girlfriend that you cheated on her. You take pictures on your phone of yourself banging that other girl then you give the old lady a slideshow she's bound to enjoy.

Break up with her. You dont deserve to be in a relationship. Be single and if you want continue to **** your gym partner. Dont be selfish and stay in a relationship. Its someone elses life you need to respect.

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Originally Posted by DAAS

Break up with her. You dont deserve to be in a relationship. Be single and if you want continue to **** your gym partner. Dont be selfish and stay in a relationship. Its someone elses life you need to respect.

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Daas, he doesn't have a girlfriend and there was no girl at his gym. He's just a loser troll that's afraid of girls.

I do that all time man! I simply tell one of the 2 the truth. So she knows how to act in case of. I would tell your gym-partner the truth.

So, we all know now that the OP is just bulls***ting and there is no gym partner and, quite probably, no girlfriend. But if it were real, if the situation was reversed, and she was the one cheating on you, how would you feel? If you're fine with both of you sleeping around, then great, but that's almost never the case. If you want to sleep around like you're single, then STAY SINGLE! I wouldn't feel sorry for you if your significant other cut your junk off.

To me this question goes along the line with How Do You Tell Your GF/BF that your 9 to 5 job is really escorting men, women, and couples. You might as well pack your bags cause either you or your significant other is leaving

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Originally Posted by Shol'va

To me this question goes along the line with How Do You Tell Your GF/BF that your 9 to 5 job is really escorting men, women, and couples. You might as well pack your bags cause either you or your significant other is leaving

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Speaking of this.... I wonder how the $21 stripper's career is going for him.

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Originally Posted by Honkey_Kong

Speaking of this.... I wonder how the $21 stripper's career is going for him.

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He still posts in other forums....good memories that thread. He was quite the champ with the responses.

On vacation walked by a gay bar. The doors and windows were wide open and 2 guys were entertaining the crowd dancing on the top of the bar. Several random females,myself included,gathered to take in the free show. One guy had quite the body and the clientele were mostly gorgeous looking guys. He beckoned us gals to come on in. The whole scene reminded me of our own gay stripper.

From what I could tell, the guy was pulling down some tips!

Do you want to tell her? DO you want to be with her or your gym partner? Obviously you don't respect her or you wouldn't have done it. What she doesn't know cant hurt her my friend, so my advice to you is to keep quiet and continue mission.

If you choose to tell her you humped your BB buddy, she will tell everyone that she broke up with her ex because she caught him fvcking his gym partner and automatically that sounds terrible no matter how you look at it. I mean who believes a woman is a mans Gym partner other than us.

Best of luck

I cannot believe a military man would post this lol. A girlfriend is a piece of meat. A gym partner is a piece of meat. Just as the UPS guy is a piece of meat to her. Start worrying about morals when you swear to be a good boy and girl legally. If you served overseas you know that it is an accepted norm in most cultures to not be monogamous.

OP, if you got blarney you might have a chance of telling and it working out. If not then under the bus you toss yourself. I personally do not mingle with US or UK women. WAY too out in left field of reality for me lol.

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Originally Posted by wmaousley

Do you want to tell her? DO you want to be with her or your gym partner? Obviously you don't respect her or you wouldn't have done it. What she doesn't know cant hurt her my friend, so my advice to you is to keep quiet and continue mission.

If you choose to tell her you humped your BB buddy, she will tell everyone that she broke up with her ex because she caught him fvcking his gym partner and automatically that sounds terrible no matter how you look at it. I mean who believes a woman is a mans Gym partner other than us.

Best of luck

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