Young dude looking for some advice

[uhit]

Hi all.

Just wanted some relationshipish type advice. Basically I've been going out to clubs recently and met this chick that I made out with without really trying, like she instigated everything. EG, we were outside with a group of friends, I sit down on bench, she asks if she can sit on my lap, then proceeds to make out with me (ok not that suddenly, but I basically didn't have to put any effort into it).
She got a bit drunk after that so I being the gentleman that I am offer to walk her home in which she accepts and I give her my jumper to wear because she complained about being cold. I think it's also helpful to mention during pre-drinks I was chatting her good friend up and got the friends digits/snapchat (she was my goal to the night, but it didn't happen because she ****ed off somewhere in the club and I couldn't find her)

Walk her home, no problems, pop into her apartment and say if she'll be ok. Put her into bed and she literally grabs me and again makes out with me while saying we should stop like 5 or 6 times and then repeating said process for 20-30 minutes. Having no desire to regret anything I just call myself a cab and as I leave (at this point I was intending to never see her again) she gives me her number and I also forgot to ask for my jumper back so it's currently with her.

2-3 days pass by and I for some insane reason decide to text this girl (let's refer to this girl as 'Girl A' and the friend as 'Girl B') asking if she wants to grab a coffee or some lunch. She replies saying she's out of town for the weekend and would love to do it next week. No problems there. During this point I've been sending snaps to Girl B, and it may be helpful to note that I tend to walk around at home shirtless therefore naturally majority of snaps taken from home will be with no shirt.

A week goes by and I ask Girl A if she's still up for lunch in which she says 'I heard you got a girlfriend, your hall-mate told me' (Uni halls fml), in which I disprove it because the statement was based upon my snapchat story saying 'off to see bae', who for those that know me is what I jokingly call one of my good female friends (friendzone ). This is when shit becomes real complicated.

I ask her how she's doing a day before we are supposed to meet up (3 days after the girlfriend incident) and she just goes major derpmode onto me, saying things like 'oh you claim to be a nice guy but you're actually a douchebag for flirting with a good friend of mine (Girl B)'. What's her idea of flirting? Sending shirtless snapchats.... Serious. If I wanted to flirt I would have accepted Girl B's invitations to 3 separate nights out and probably would've gotten a little something something.

Fast forward another week, no contact with either Girl A/B (I think they plotted against me) and I get an assignment in which I have to deliver a presentation infront of a small audience and have to dress the part. Looking into my wardrobe I notice that most of my smart clothes are back home and not with me at uni, so the best I can do without spending money is to get my jumper back... yeah.. slight problem. I text Girl A saying when can I come down and get my jumper and she says she'll give it to my hall-mate. 3 days later, with 1 day before the assignment I text her at ****ing 7PM saying 'Yo, I need my jumper, I'm not playing, are you home?' Her response? 'I said I'll give it to your hall-mate, leave me alone'. I got super pissed at this, so I text her again at around 10PM saying same thing, and she gets all emotional like I'm her ****ing boyfriend and some ***** boy and says shit like I got issues if I can't leave her alone to enjoy her night. Bitch, I gave you 5 days to get up your lazy ass and walk 5 minutes to my hall and give me my ****ing jumper, or at least tell me when I can come down to collect it (note, she lives in a gated community... so I can't exactly walk up whenever).

1am.... I text her again and she says if I text again she'll block my number and she says she wants to be left alone. I lose it and basically tell her to stop acting like a little child and be an adult about this. Give me a time before my presentation so I can collect it and you won't hear from me again...

No response, no jumper. I'm gonna confront my hall-mate in the morn and ask her to call the bitch and get my jumper from her.


Too lazy, didnt read?

CLIFF NOTES

-OP failed to get with fit girl, settled with friend of fit girl who is 7/10
-OP left jumper at girl's apartment in hopes of retrieving it in the near future
-OP sends snapchat of himself shirtless (who he sends to ****ing everyone on his list) and gets accused of 'cheating' (wtf im single, how can I cheat)
-OP has a nutcase on his hands



Any advice? (Serious please, this is literally the bane of my existence at the moment)

P.S: No I won't send my pics to you guys. I look inferior compared to majority of users here, but better than the average dude.

[Hoggage_54]

Try for a threesome. Go big or go home.

[kelkel]

Try for a threesome. Go big or go home.

What, no picture? Very disappointing....

[hawk14dl]

Go get a new shirt.
Do your presentation.
Lift some weights.
Eat some food.

And one more note, next time pu$$y falls in your lap, take it. You're young, obviously not going to marry either of these girls. You could have had one (still possible you could have had both) but now you get none. Lesson learned.

Also, please stop using the fcking word bae. It's retarded.

[thegodfather]

My brain hurts bro....so how did being a a chivalrous 'nice guy' work out for you? Karma wise, I'm sure in the grand scheme of the universe you're like a God, however, no one really gives a shit about that...Me a couple years ago, probably would have said bravo. Me now, you need to capitalize on each and every opportunity for ass thrown your way. I would have banged the chick that night, then, while shes out of town, bang her "7/10" friend, as if banging a 7 is oh-so-painful?(assuming our 7 standards are the same)...So just think to yourself each time your stupid young ass considers turning down an opportunity to f---, "seize the day"... I say this as someone who has been there, done that, and is ummm....still doing that... Im 28, the 19yr old gf is asleep in the other rooom... Greeeaaaaattt Successssssssss!

[Shol'va]

Look young Dude you don't need to send your pics to all the guys here. just send them to me and i'll independently judge as to whether you are above average or not. It will save you on mass p'ming to all the others. Judging the male body is one of my specialities

[Roger11]

You ****ed up trying to get in with 2 girls lol. Thats your problem. Isnt one enough? i know your not in a relationship but i did the exact same thing. Girls arent like animals, you cant just decide to get 2 and 3 and 4 etc etc, they dont get along. You ****ed up when the girl A was out of town so you decided to try for B. Should have just been patient and waited for A. One step at a time, try for A for a few weeks, if all fails go to B. Simple. Better luck next time mate.

[uhit]

My brain hurts bro....so how did being a a chivalrous 'nice guy' work out for you? Karma wise, I'm sure in the grand scheme of the universe you're like a God, however, no one really gives a shit about that...Me a couple years ago, probably would have said bravo. Me now, you need to capitalize on each and every opportunity for ass thrown your way. I would have banged the chick that night, then, while shes out of town, bang her "7/10" friend, as if banging a 7 is oh-so-painful?(assuming our 7 standards are the same)...So just think to yourself each time your stupid young ass considers turning down an opportunity to f---, "seize the day"... I say this as someone who has been there, done that, and is ummm....still doing that... Im 28, the 19yr old gf is asleep in the other rooom... Greeeaaaaattt Successssssssss!

I thought I'd try the nice guy card for once, all my friends complain it never works and I can confirm it. Back I go to my original ways.
And I would've banged her friend if the friend had not shown the pics I sent the other girl.


Plenty more fish in the sea though

[Honkey_Kong]

Dude, you blew it. You should've fvcked those broads when you had the chance. Nice guys finish last (if at all).

[Roger11]

I thought I'd try the nice guy card for once, all my friends complain it never works and I can confirm it. Back I go to my original ways.
And I would've banged her friend if the friend had not shown the pics I sent the other girl.

Plenty more fish in the sea though

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Welcome to the saying, never trust anybody. LOL

[uhit]

Dude, you blew it. You should've fvcked those broads when you had the chance. Nice guys finish last (if at all).

Agreed

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Welcome to the saying, never trust anybody. LOL

Well at least it was a good learning experience.

[Roger11]

Agreed



Well at least it was a good learning experience.

In future mate, in all seriousness here, i know most in this thread are just taking the piss and telling you you sohuld have fvked them etc but next time, just take one step at a time, so if your texting girl A dont text girl B or C or D or however many else. Text the one that fancies you and you fancy the MOST. Dont try and go behind there back at ALL! They will find out eventually and you will lose them all. Just a future tip of being ****ed around for half of my life before my current missus mate, so i have a fair bit of playing in that field

[uhit]

In future mate, in all seriousness here, i know most in this thread are just taking the piss and telling you you sohuld have fvked them etc but next time, just take one step at a time, so if your texting girl A dont text girl B or C or D or however many else. Text the one that fancies you and you fancy the MOST. Dont try and go behind there back at ALL! They will find out eventually and you will lose them all. Just a future tip of being ****ed around for half of my life before my current missus mate, so i have a fair bit of playing in that field

Cheers for the advice bro.

But I just find it strange that I have no obligation to be with these girls and since I'm single I should be able to talk to whoever I want in retrospect right?
Thats whats bothering me, how some girls become attached to you like a Rottweiler when all you did was kiss them and made sure they didn't die get run over by a car on the way home

[hawk14dl]

This reminds me of a scenario im in.

Girl A has wanted me for a while. Knowing this in saving her for a rainy day.
Her friend, girl b, never showed any interest, but is much hotter.

We were all at a party, girl a left cause she had to work the next morning. Girl b started flirting with me. So I did it. She said we won't say anything to girl a (for a multitude of reasons).
Now I'm going to a concert with the two of them Saturday. I'm going for the threesome.
And if it fails, at least I nailed one of them