Dildo

**Hoggage_54** · 12-06-2014, 02:36 PM

What kind of dildo does a woman want for Christmas?

**oldenred** · 12-06-2014, 02:40 PM

Honestly, most just want a small dildo or the egg. Everything else for the most part is sort of like going to GNC and looking at the supplements. Most of it ain't worth shit and all marketing hype.

**GirlyGymRat** · 12-06-2014, 02:44 PM

Originally Posted by Hoggage_54

What kind of dildo does a woman want for Christmas?

The rabbit.

**Iceberg** · 12-06-2014, 02:53 PM

Originally Posted by Hoggage_54

What kind of dildo does a woman want for Christmas?

Lelo

**jolter604** · 12-06-2014, 03:07 PM

get her one of those glass ones,that look like a weed pipe.....

**Hoggage_54** · 12-06-2014, 03:35 PM

Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat

The rabbit.

How about this one?

**Iceberg** · 12-06-2014, 03:37 PM

Originally Posted by Hoggage_54

How about this one?

My wife had one like that. But swears by the lelo. I even took her sister to get one lol

**Iceberg** · 12-06-2014, 03:39 PM

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**Hoggage_54** · 12-06-2014, 03:39 PM

Originally Posted by Johnz4

My wife had one like that. But swears by the lelo. I even took her sister to get one lol

Something like this?

**jolter604** · 12-06-2014, 03:39 PM

I have a herpie growing off the top of my cock that looks like that,it works great in the dark.....

**Iceberg** · 12-06-2014, 03:42 PM

Originally Posted by Hoggage_54

Something like this?

Yep I posted a pic. They cost a lil more but I know first hand three chicks that have em.

**Hoggage_54** · 12-06-2014, 03:43 PM

Originally Posted by jolter604

I have a herpie growing off the top of my cock that looks like that,it works great in the dark.....

**GirlyGymRat** · 12-06-2014, 03:53 PM

Originally Posted by Hoggage_54

How about this one?

The one with rechargeable batteries

**PistolPete33** · 12-06-2014, 04:13 PM

My wife is LOVING this toy. If your girl isn't into anal stim she may not like it though. She also loves the Lelo and agrees that the bigger ones she really only uses to put on a show for me but the smaller ones she'll use when she just wants to get off and feel good.

**PistolPete33** · 12-06-2014, 04:14 PM

We also got an OhMiBod bluetooth wireless panty vibe. It's really cool when you go out because she wears it and you control it with an app on your iPhone.

**Iceberg** · 12-06-2014, 04:28 PM

Originally Posted by PistolPete33

My wife is LOVING this toy. If your girl isn't into anal stim she may not like it though. She also loves the Lelo and agrees that the bigger ones she really only uses to put on a show for me but the smaller ones she'll use when she just wants to get off and feel good.

Hmmmm wife will love that thanks bro

**Iceberg** · 12-06-2014, 04:30 PM

Sorry dbl post

**GirlyGymRat** · 12-06-2014, 05:08 PM

Originally Posted by Hoggage_54

What kind of dildo does a woman want for Christmas?

Just to be perfectly clear. Nothing beats the touch and feel of a man!!!!

**Iceberg** · 12-06-2014, 05:12 PM

Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat

Just to be perfectly clear. Nothing beats the touch and feel of a man!!!!

Haha. Straight from the "woman"!!!! NICE

**Sfla80** · 12-06-2014, 05:40 PM

Always get an adult gift for xmas.....and this year I'm stumpped.

Was thinking a swing. But no where to put it.

**Iceberg** · 12-06-2014, 05:48 PM

Originally Posted by Sfla80

Always get an adult gift for xmas.....and this year I'm stumpped. Was thinking a swing. But no where to put it.

Freestanding

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**Buster Brown** · 12-06-2014, 06:24 PM

Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat

The rabbit.

The rabbit....... A girls best friend !

**Sfla80** · 12-06-2014, 06:31 PM

Originally Posted by Johnz4

Freestanding

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Never seen that.....

So either that or just buying an anal starting kit...see if she gets the hint

**Iceberg** · 12-06-2014, 06:34 PM

Originally Posted by Sfla80

Never seen that..... So either that or just buying an anal starting kit...see if she gets the hint

Anal starter kit for my wife was a bottle of vodka lol

**Sfla80** · 12-06-2014, 07:10 PM

Originally Posted by Johnz4

Anal starter kit for my wife was a bottle of vodka lol

Lmao yeah she doesn't drink heavy

**PistolPete33** · 12-06-2014, 07:12 PM

Originally Posted by Sfla80

Never seen that.....

So either that or just buying an anal starting kit...see if she gets the hint

Give her a lotion massage and then massage her glutes and she'll be worked up to just slide a finger in. It's on at that point. My wife prefers fingers and tongue more than any toy that penetrates the glute area.

**RaginCajun** · 12-06-2014, 07:53 PM

Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat

Just to be perfectly clear. Nothing beats the touch and feel of a man!!!!

That's what the 46 year old smoothie that I am with says

Like Hoggage said before

All about a big banana

**Sfla80** · 12-06-2014, 08:00 PM

Originally Posted by PistolPete33

Give her a lotion massage and then massage her glutes and she'll be worked up to just slide a finger in. It's on at that point. My wife prefers fingers and tongue more than any toy that penetrates the glute area.

That much we have done. Finger is there just not that much lol.

**Iceberg** · 12-06-2014, 08:12 PM

Take ur time. It took my wife about 5 yrs. lol but now whoa no lube anytime anywhere. One night she'll take it and slip it in.

**Sfla80** · 12-06-2014, 08:28 PM

Originally Posted by Johnz4

Take ur time. It took my wife about 5 yrs. lol but now whoa no lube anytime anywhere. One night she'll take it and slip it in.

No girl has ever aloud me lol.

Fingers and oral yes....but full on no.

**lovbyts** · 12-06-2014, 08:45 PM

Originally Posted by Johnz4

Freestanding

<img src="http://forums.steroid.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=154183"/>

Hmm I think I need to find the picture of the swing in my hotel room I had in Pattaya.

**Iceberg** · 12-06-2014, 08:47 PM

Originally Posted by Sfla80

No girl has ever aloud me lol.

Fingers and oral yes....but full on no.

It's great. The wife pulls it out and puts in there when ev she wants. Like a second vajayjay. Lol

**PistolPete33** · 12-06-2014, 09:15 PM

Originally Posted by Sfla80

No girl has ever aloud me lol.

Fingers and oral yes....but full on no.

It's truly amazing. I only get it a few times per year but it's amazing.

**Sfla80** · 12-06-2014, 10:06 PM

Originally Posted by PistolPete33

It's truly amazing. I only get it a few times per year but it's amazing.

I'm sure it is. I love the foreplay there. But everyone especially my wife is unsure. She likes the foreplay. Buy is afraid to go all the way with it cause I'm above average. Don't know how to convince her

**PistolPete33** · 12-06-2014, 10:31 PM

She needs to be REALLY worked up to say the least. The massage thing works because she also needs to be very relaxed. If you can squeeze a few fingers in then she's prob. ready. Last time she just grabbed me and stuck it in. It was a week or so ago and it was killer.

**Mp859** · 12-06-2014, 11:23 PM

Originally Posted by PistolPete33

It's truly amazing. I only get it a few times per year but it's amazing.

Are you sure you are into women my friend?

**lovbyts** · 12-06-2014, 11:56 PM

Originally Posted by PistolPete33

She needs to be REALLY worked up to say the least. The massage thing works because she also needs to be very relaxed. If you can squeeze a few fingers in then she's prob. ready. Last time she just grabbed me and stuck it in. It was a week or so ago and it was killer.

Sounds like way to much work. Ambien or Rohypnol work good.